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Filmmaker, photographer, storyteller, AI artist, dog lover

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 14h
Some warning labels prevent accidents. Others raise questions. Happy Halloween. #HalloweenHumor #HalloweenStore #FunnySigns #SpookySeason #Halloween2026
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 14h
Choose your next move carefully. #PrayingMantis #MacroPhotography #NaturePhotography #WildlifePhotography #InsectPhotography #BackyardNature #NatureCloseUp
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 15h
4:05 PM. Dinner is five minutes late. Walter doesn’t believe in “approximately 4:00.” #WalterTheDog #BlackLab #DogHumor #DinnerTime #LabradorLife #FunnyDogs #PetPhotography
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wednesday attitude: hostile. Then you remember Friday’s only two days away. #WednesdayMood #WednesdayVibes #FridayIsComing #Gnome
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Coffee’s late. Dad got distracted again. Apparently it’s trash day. #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TrashDay #SideQuest #DogHumor #FallVibes #WednesdayVibes
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every town has a legend. Some of them get introduced with far too much confidence. #MickeyBlueEyes #MovieQuotes #FrankVitale
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! #WizardOfOz #MovieQuotes #Oz #OscarDiggs
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some rules exist because somebody did it first. Duly noted. #Potatoes #FunnySigns #FunnyFood #DulyNoted
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some people crack open a cold one. Some people escalate. From the land of sky blue waters… to the land of blunt force trauma. Hamm’s. Now with 40% more hammer. #Hamms #HammsBeer #BeerHumor #DarkComedy #SundayFunday #BeerOclock
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Volcanic steam facial. Very exclusive. #DarkHumor #Surreal #SelfCare #Volcano #Absurdist
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday schedule: coffee, squirrel patrol, Bears football at one. Unfortunately, the squirrels have rejected the terms. Kickoff remains on schedule. The squirrel situation is now considered precarious. #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #ChicagoBears #CoffeeDogs #BlackLabs #SundayMorning #DogHumor
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The artist is long gone. Studio abandoned. The muse is still here. #TheLastMuse #INeverLeft #GothicArt #ArtReels #Surreal
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There comes a point in the morning when a man — or a coffee pot — has to draw a line. #ArsenicAndOldLace #CoffeeHumor #SurrealComedy #MovieQuotes #CoffeeLovers
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
True. But there’s always room for more, lol.
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She didn’t arrive nervous. She arrived experienced. It’s not her first rodeo. #SciFiArt #AdventureAwaits #FuturisticFashion #SaturdayVibes #WeekendVibes
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saturday arrived with hot coffee, cold air and absolutely no responsibilities. Then Walter mentioned shower day. Waylon has canceled the weekend pending further investigation. #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDogs #BlackLabs #SaturdayMorning #DogHumor #LabLife #WeekendMood
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the 20th century. #JackTheRipper #FromHell #MovieQuotes #BlackAndWhite #VintageVibes
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At this point, the artist stopped signing the work and started negotiating with it. #SurrealArt #ContemporaryArt #FigurativeArt #LivingPainting #DarkArt #VisualStorytelling #ArtThatMoves
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good news: it’s Friday. It’s also World Smile Day. The weather, however, has filed a formal objection and would prefer everyone remain damp, suspicious, and mildly pissed off. Smile anyway. It’ll confuse the clouds. #TGIF #WorldSmileDay #FridayFeeling #RainyDay #WeatherHumor #RetroTV #UHF
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes he wakes so far from himself that he can't even remember who he is. #ALittleLife #HanyaYanagihara #VisualStorytelling
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October 1. Friday eve. Already lit. This pumpkin came prepared. #JackOLantern #OctoberFirst #SpookySeason #HalloweenVibes #PumpkinSeason #AutumnMood #DarkHumor
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October 1. The annual attempt to pull ourselves together has officially begun. New month. Fresh plans. Dangerous optimism. Results may vary. #SpookySeason #WitchArt #HalloweenArt #OctoberFirst #OctoberVibes
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October 1 finally got its priorities straight. International Coffee Day. National Black Dog Day. #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #InternationalCoffeeDay #NationalBlackDogDay #CoffeeDogs #BlackLabs #LabradorLife #DogHumor #CoffeeLovers
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
George Washington, somewhere between the republic and a hot dog, realizing retirement has gone on long enough. #GeorgeWashington #HotDog #WednesdayVibes #GetOutMore
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stubborn. Single-minded. Obsessive. All the raw materials of a great artist. Also, a serial killer. The difference is usually just the studio lighting. #ArtistHumor #WeirdArt #ContemporaryArt #MacabreArt #SurrealArt #CreativeProcess
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dancing with the Stars: the couch edition. Donna judges the footwork. Walter judges the snacks. #WalterTheDog #DancingWithTheStars #DWTS #DogHumor #LabradorLife #CouchPotatoes
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Security was tight until the squirrel produced credentials. #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDogs #DogHumor #BlackLabs #SquirrelWatch #LabLife #FunnyDogs
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks for sharing! 👍
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She said it like the green flag was about to drop. Then came that little smile—the kind Grandma gives when she already knows who’s going to wreck in turn three. #DaysOfThunder #MovieQuote #motorsport #racing #cargirl #pitcrew
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what happens when Halloween stops waiting its turn. #SpookySeason #HalloweenVibes #DarkArt #CreepyAesthetic #SurrealArt #OctoberMood #WeirdArt
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Perhaps the best way to kill a good idea is asking too many people what they think about it. #CreativeProcess #WorkplaceHumor #RetroAdvertising #VintageTelevision #CreativeLife
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He didn’t travel through time. Time traveled through him. And left the lights on. #TimeWarp #SciFiArt #SurrealArt #DigitalArt #GlitchArt
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She didn’t walk into the room. She changed the story. One glance over her shoulder, a flash of gold, just enough danger, and suddenly the palace couldn’t remember who was in charge. Walk this way—but don’t complain when you end up in the rumor. #WalkThisWay #CharacterDesign #FantasyArt
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quitting time at the cemetery. #GraveyardShift #QuittingTime #SpookySeason #DarkComedy #GothicVibes
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. #PabloPicasso #MondayVibes #Art101 #ArtLife #ArtAndLife
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What happens on Mars stays on Mars. #AngryRedPlanet #SciFiArt #RetroFuture #Mars #LooseLipsSinkShips
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday plan: vanish into the woods, find a bench, and become somebody else’s unanswered text message for a few hours. #HiddenGrotto #SundaySolitude #QuietPlaces #BlackAndWhitePhotography #SundayReset
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You don’t need the whole damn map. Just figure out the next turn, keep moving, and for God’s sake get some coffee in you before making any major decisions. #SundayReset #SmallSteps #CreativeProcess #ProgressNotPerfection #AbstractArt
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday, at a speed the soul can keep up with. #TakeTheLongWayHome #HorseAndCarriage #SlowSunday #SundayMood #AutumnVibes
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can see Monday creeping over the hill like it owns the place. Doesn’t mean I have to answer the door. #RastaCat #FourEyes #SundayMood #SlowSunday #CatHumor #WeekendVibes
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The original graveyard shift. #CemeteryPhotography #BlackAndWhitePhotography #GraveyardPhotography #SpookySeason #FineArtPhotography #ForgottenPlaces
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One quick errand, she said. Four stores. Two returns. And somehow I’m standing in a garden center holding a fern like it knows what went wrong. #SaturdayErrands #WeekendHumor #Godzilla #JustOneThing
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday. Nothing to do, nowhere to be, and somehow I’m already behind. The weekend has barely started and relaxation has turned into a competitive sport. #SaturdayMood #WeekendHumor #Frenetic #Overthinking #PunkArt
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday’s Special: The Godfather. Served family-style. And under mysterious circumstances. #TheGodfather #SaturdaySpecial #WeekendVibes #PastaNight
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We were somewhere near the top of the stairs when the dinner delay began to take hold. There comes a point every evening when a dog stops waiting for dinner and starts investigating a crime. #WalterTheDog #BlackLab #DogHumor #DinnerTime #LabLife #PetPhotography
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Walter patiently waiting while scanning the perimeter for squirrels. #WalterTheDog #DogDayAfternoon #LabLife #SquirrelPatrol
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The signal says stop. The horizon says otherwise. #BlackAndWhitePhotography #RailroadPhotography #NewBuffaloMichigan #FineArtPhotography #VanishingPoint #MoodyPhotography
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Goodbye, summer. You had your chance. Now bring out the strange women, wake the bats, light something questionable in the woods, and saddle up. Autumn is here. #AutumnEquinox #SpookySeason #DarkFashion #GothicArt #AutumnMood #SurrealPortrait #HalloweenSeason
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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wednesday. All versions of me would like a word. #MirrorMirror #Overthinking #WednesdayMood #MidweekHumor #HumpDay #DarkHumor
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