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George Washington, somewhere between the republic and a hot dog, realizing retirement has gone on long enough. #GeorgeWashington #HotDog #WednesdayVibes #GetOutMore

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 14h

Stubborn. Single-minded. Obsessive. All the raw materials of a great artist. Also, a serial killer. The difference is usually just the studio lighting. #ArtistHumor #WeirdArt #ContemporaryArt #MacabreArt #SurrealArt #CreativeProcess

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 15h

Dancing with the Stars: the couch edition. Donna judges the footwork. Walter judges the snacks. #WalterTheDog #DancingWithTheStars #DWTS #DogHumor #LabradorLife #CouchPotatoes

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

She said it like the green flag was about to drop. Then came that little smile—the kind Grandma gives when she already knows who’s going to wreck in turn three. #DaysOfThunder #MovieQuote #motorsport #racing #cargirl #pitcrew

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Perhaps the best way to kill a good idea is asking too many people what they think about it. #CreativeProcess #WorkplaceHumor #RetroAdvertising #VintageTelevision #CreativeLife

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He didn’t travel through time. Time traveled through him. And left the lights on. #TimeWarp #SciFiArt #SurrealArt #DigitalArt #GlitchArt

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

She didn’t walk into the room. She changed the story. One glance over her shoulder, a flash of gold, just enough danger, and suddenly the palace couldn’t remember who was in charge. Walk this way—but don’t complain when you end up in the rumor. #WalkThisWay #CharacterDesign #FantasyArt

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. #PabloPicasso #MondayVibes #Art101 #ArtLife #ArtAndLife

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sunday plan: vanish into the woods, find a bench, and become somebody else’s unanswered text message for a few hours. #HiddenGrotto #SundaySolitude #QuietPlaces #BlackAndWhitePhotography #SundayReset

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You don’t need the whole damn map. Just figure out the next turn, keep moving, and for God’s sake get some coffee in you before making any major decisions. #SundayReset #SmallSteps #CreativeProcess #ProgressNotPerfection #AbstractArt

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I can see Monday creeping over the hill like it owns the place. Doesn’t mean I have to answer the door. #RastaCat #FourEyes #SundayMood #SlowSunday #CatHumor #WeekendVibes

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

One quick errand, she said. Four stores. Two returns. And somehow I’m standing in a garden center holding a fern like it knows what went wrong. #SaturdayErrands #WeekendHumor #Godzilla #JustOneThing

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Saturday. Nothing to do, nowhere to be, and somehow I’m already behind. The weekend has barely started and relaxation has turned into a competitive sport. #SaturdayMood #WeekendHumor #Frenetic #Overthinking #PunkArt

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Saturday’s Special: The Godfather. Served family-style. And under mysterious circumstances. #TheGodfather #SaturdaySpecial #WeekendVibes #PastaNight

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We were somewhere near the top of the stairs when the dinner delay began to take hold. There comes a point every evening when a dog stops waiting for dinner and starts investigating a crime. #WalterTheDog #BlackLab #DogHumor #DinnerTime #LabLife #PetPhotography

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Walter patiently waiting while scanning the perimeter for squirrels. #WalterTheDog #DogDayAfternoon #LabLife #SquirrelPatrol

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Goodbye, summer. You had your chance. Now bring out the strange women, wake the bats, light something questionable in the woods, and saddle up. Autumn is here. #AutumnEquinox #SpookySeason #DarkFashion #GothicArt #AutumnMood #SurrealPortrait #HalloweenSeason

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Walter and Waylon bring you Sunday morning’s great philosophical crisis: To sip, or not to sip. Walter and Waylon are weighing the risks of becoming fully awake on a Sunday. Further discussion pending coffee. #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SundayMood #CoffeeHumor #DogHumor #SlowSunday #SipOrNotSip

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Humanity’s first response to extraterrestrial intelligence was apparently jazz hands. #RetroSciFi #UFOArt #FirstContact #AlienEncounter #VintageSciFi #DarkComedy

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We'd reached that dangerous point in the evening when even the skeleton was making questionable decisions. He took another drag. “That’s good shit.” #SaturdayNight #DarkComedy #Surreal #GoodShit #WeekendMood

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Saturday’s agenda: Wait for coffee to cool. Drink coffee. Repeat. Doing nothing requires preparation. #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDogs #SaturdayMood #WeekendHumor #DogHumor

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BREAKING: Contact has been established with the weekend. Its first message was brief: “Bring ice.” Local authorities say they are taking the request seriously. #TGIF #FridayFeeling #WeekendHumor #RetroTV #UHF #LocalNews #AIVideo

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This Friday, I’m settling for the next few steps. The rest can stay around the bend making suspicious noises. I’ll deal with it when it wanders into view. #FridayVibes #RedPath #FridayThoughts #LifeInProgress #PhilosophyHumor

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You get to choose whether to believe in free will or not. Something to chew on this Friday while we all exercise our magnificent human autonomy inside a system choosing what appears next. #FreeWill #TGIF #ExistentialHumor #FridayVibes #FridayThoughts

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Waylon Van Dog, artist at work. He paints what moves him. Mostly bones. Occasionally squirrels. Commissions open. Payment in treats. No exposure; he gets plenty of that in the yard. #WaylonVanDog #DogArt #ArtistAtWork #DogHumor #PainterlyAnimation #AnimatedArt

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Last of the Analog Cowgirls. She was never part of the algorithm. #NeoWestern #PopArtPortrait #CowgirlArt #ContemporaryArt #AnalogCulture

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Some families pass down money, property, maybe a respectable set of silverware. Ours passed down advice. Delivered with absolute confidence, repeated for generations, and occasionally so spectacularly wrong it should’ve come with a lawyer and a warning label. #DarkHumor #FilmNoir #DryHumor

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Back in the day you didn’t need a vehicle history report. You just looked in the seller’s driveway. #SageAdvice #ClassicCars #VintageHumor #SouthernHumor #AntiqueAutomobile #SmartWomen

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The universe is the answer. What is the question? Hopefully something better than “Did you see my text?” #CosmicPerspective #SurrealArt #ExistentialHumor #DigitalDetox #AnimatedArt #CinematicShorts

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A taco suffered catastrophic structural failure during a live UHF report today, blowing out its shell and scattering lettuce, cheese and seasoned beef across the plate like debris from a small agricultural explosion. The reporter was unharmed. #TuesdayVibes #TacoTuesday

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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Monday began here at 6:03. Witnesses describe it as unnecessary. Authorities have no further information. #MondayMood #MondayHumor #PublicAccessTV #RetroComedy #AIVideo

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