Reposted by ⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍.˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗰 . @theirmusings.bsky.social · 04/08/2026what am i supposed to do when the best part of me was always you? 012
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 04/08/2026[ The simplicities of his mind had him reeling , hanging onto her every word like it were the word of god. Mattel god — if god were blonde, pretty, & possibly concerning in ways that he didn't grasp. Nor could he. ] Boys Night with Barbie. Every night. Like real Barbie and Ken. 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 04/08/2026[ Torn. He's TORN — A perfect Barbie stood before him but she wasn't HIS Barbie ... & yet 💕❔👩❤️👨 🐴 ] You're Barbie, I'm Ken. You're Barbie enough. Barbienough. You're Barbienough for me. We can do stuff. Barbie, Ken stuff. Like you come to my place and stay the night. 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"I'll think whatever thinks you want me to think." 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 04/08/2026You wanna brewski beer me..? I mean you can totally look at my muscles I used them today when I beached off. I could beach off again if you'd like and you could watch.. maybe beach off together. 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 04/08/2026" . . . . Sorry, my brain got all fuzzy. Usuallt happens when Barbie isn't around to tell me how great I look in my designer Ken tracksuit. I thought you said you ate the horses." 000
Reposted by ⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍.⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 28/07/2026// How I feel wanting to put together a crew of Rygos characters. 011
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"No.. and No—? I mean there's Ken and Ken and Ken and Ken and Ken.. but they kinda get on my nerves. Especially when they hangout with their Barbies." 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I don't know the meaning of any of that but I'll smile and shrug all cool like and pretend I do. But it means a lot. And if you want you can even look at my muscles as a thanks. 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"Sure is night. The stars. The moon.. Barbie liked the stars. Barbie even went on the moon once." Tearing up. 020
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 31/07/2026You like the way I beach off..? You think it's...mesmerizing? Could you just excuse me for a macho moment..? [ casually vanshing behind some conveniently placed object — ] SUBLIME! [ An ever so nonchalant return ] Ahem. Thanks, you seem pretty cool, too. I mean I guess. For a not-Barbie. 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 31/07/2026YES! Thank yo— Most popular? .. Even with Ken? The other Kens? Do you think I beach off more than them? Better than them? 000
Reposted by ⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍.ᖇOᑕKY (Human) @rockinthestars.bsky.social · 31/07/2026“That…. Not Grace.” Upset at Ken.static.klipy.comFunny Cat Arches Back on BedALT: Funny Cat Arches Back on Bed 011
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 31/07/2026static.klipy.comRyan Gosling as Ken: Hey There (Barbie Movie)ALT: Ryan Gosling as Ken: Hey There (Barbie Movie) 000
Reposted by ⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. 𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Is that fucking Ken from Greta Johnson's Barbie??? 111
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 30/07/2026"Elven ..is in Canada, right? I LOVE Canadians. Maple syrup all the way! You know I never did meet Canadian Barbie.. or Ken. I wonder if he likes beach.." He was suddenly lost in thought, contemplating a meetup with the two — his stare somewhere distant & yet his eyes sparkled. 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 30/07/2026"I'm ready for beach."static.klipy.comRyan Gosling as Ken in BarbieALT: Ryan Gosling as Ken in Barbie 020
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Eyes narrowed at the strange name .. he had to take a few minutes to profess that. "Alien-urinal. I'm sure that's a lovely name .. Is that Cuban? I'd like to go to Cuba. I bet Barbie's gone to Cuba.. of course she has..!! Ahem. Totally cool meeting whatever it is you are." 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 29/07/2026"Elf? No, I'm just Ken. Stereotypical Ken — Well, no. I guess now I'm human? Which is really not as fun as I thought it was going to be. I have to make my own food, everything is so much harder, and no one says 'Hi, Ken!' when I go out." 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 28/07/2026static.klipy.comBarbie Ken with SunglassesALT: Barbie Ken with Sunglasses 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 28/07/2026// How I feel wanting to put together a crew of Rygos characters. 011
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 28/07/2026𝘋𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶? 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘐 𝘥𝘰? '𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯' 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩 𝘎𝘰𝘪𝘯' 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩static.klipy.comRyan Gosling Sings by CampfireALT: Ryan Gosling Sings by Campfire 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 28/07/2026"......." He's looking around carefully, eyes narrowed in deep thought. "....I don't have a mother." 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 28/07/2026"Because they can be lawyers and make you go to jail..?" 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 28/07/2026"...Be nice to women?" Close enough, not exactly clicking but it was a start. 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 28/07/2026𝘐'𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘒𝘦𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘐𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺? 𝘐'𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘒𝘦𝘯 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦? 021
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 28/07/2026"What did you just tell me, right.." He was thinking .. It was taking some time while the gears turned, but there was little to no out-put on his end. "Could you say it slower this time?" 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 28/07/2026"Uhm..." He didn't know this would entail a pop quiz, one he was far from ready for. He hadn't known to study ... "We sing them songs so they think we're cool..?" He could have said worse. 000
⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍. @beaching-off.bsky.social · 28/07/2026He is small and mighty. He'd look fantastic on a horse. 000