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𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"Nonsense~ Who turns down free ice cream in this day and age? Let me just go get my wallet, I'll meet you out front."

𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

What no one understands is that Shareholders are SO super important to everything getting made~ So shut up and enjoy your slop... I mean... Soup.

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* 𝐈N𝓥ES†ㅤ𝓙𝓝 ◝ ㅤТAℒᴇ𝓝†. @countingseconds.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

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𝙲𝚁𝙾𝙲. @gothamscales.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

ㅤㅤ𝗪𝗘'𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗨𝗦. ㅤㅤㅤ

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𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

lotus when you read 'eldritch horror barbie' this is what i need you to be picturing.

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𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Barbienough... Barbie is... enough for you? [ Hold on, there's something glimmering in her eyes. Something shining, and wet and - and quickly wiped away as she BEAMED up at him! ] I get to stay at the Mojo Dojo Casa House? Even after Boys Night?!

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𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I'm not sure yet... I was thinking about working at the market today, but I'm not sure anyonexs gonna like what I have to make.

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𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

lotus five minutes in the kiln is about all the time i wanna spend on this bit

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𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Only if you wanna be Brewski Beer'd! I still don't know... all the best ways to be Barbie for you, but I'm happy to learn~ You'd beach off with me? I've never even beached before Ken, I don't wanna get in your way...

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𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Really? I'd love that~ Do you want me to brewski beer you before or after I look at your muscles?

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𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Yeah? Sure, take your time~ [ Arms behind her back. Waiting patiently while - Oh! Well, good, that was the reaction to expect. Wasn't even lying when she waved a passing Barbie off. ] Thank you, Ken~ But I'll only be a Not-Barbie for the next few hours, so hopefully it means more after that.

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𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Most popular! I asked all of the Kens, and they agreed. Even Ken! And honestly, can I say something? I know I'm new here, but ...I've never seen someone beach off the way you do. It's mesmerizing.

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𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Still thinking about how it was actually fucking euphoric going from the emotional highs of the ongoing, eternal plight of the human population to watching, AND ROOTING FOR, a man who's capacity to enable mass murder is, legendarily, in the same conversation as history's greatest killers. Oof...

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quote bot @ultimatesexyman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

i have no guilt weighing on MY conscious. 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦?

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.☘︎ ݁˖𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐁𝐎 𝐁𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐒. @burglarizing.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

// I support Lotus' wrongs always

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𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

lotus RIP Miri, you would've loved this LOTR resurgence. unfortunately they gave your timeslot to the bitch™

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𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Sweet thing, I want you to hear me when I tell you this, alright? There are things worth fearing in this world, and things that fear ought never go near. You must never fear the truth. Never, for in fear is where truth dies.

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𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I did all of my homework growing up, but that's because I went to a school meant for possessing and murdering superheroes.

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𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @astericon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

'It's a crime to pin a child's entire future on their ability to subsume and regurgitate standardized information that will be outdated before they even finish absorbing it.' - Clark Kent, of Kansas.

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