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I’m looking at you, a certain nominee.

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Maybe Ohio dems could actually support the LGBTQ community considering even with how many they want to throw under the bus, they’re still gonna get hit with the ads anyway.

Trying to watch the game in Ohio and every ad I get is just “CENTRIST DEMOCRAT WANTS TO TRANSGENDER YOUR KIDS” or “GAMBLE GAMBLE SPORTS BETTING PLEASE GAMBLE” ads. This state is just so fucked, the Florida of the midwest.

Does that mean take it away from Vladar? No! But he clearly needs more time to recoup.

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I’m just gonna say it. Until we know more about Vladar’s injury, Woll should 1000% be the starter.

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Fuck it, the Zegras jersey is being put on.

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The redemption arc for my boy begins now

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WE HAVE A BIG MICH GOAL.

I think this is the first game this season where I am not in agony going into the first intermission.

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Someone clip that shout.

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Travis Konecny please drop the gloves when you get out of the box.

…and the bullshit begins already

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Oh JJ how I have missed your voice after ending glazing of the Pens and Devils the last two games

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WE HAVE A GOALIE GOAL

OK Phillies the Flyers lost you can start winning now.

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and we play the Canes on Saturday you might as well just shoot me now

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I’m blaming the reporter that made the bubble wrap joke to Jack Hughes, ESPN please fire her.

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of course my stream starts having connection issues now

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You know it’s hockey season when Charlie posts the overtime GIF.

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FUCK OUT OF HERE

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TRAVIS SANHEIM IS THE HERO WE NEEDED

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At what point is it not too early to say I wanna see Woll split 50/50 with Vladar?

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Reposted by bdogz

Philadelphia avoiding penalties is like me avoiding soda. It doesn’t last long.

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The wall has fallen

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Should of kept the joke in the Reddit thread tbh.

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BEFORE YOU STONE ME I DO NOT WATCH BASEBALL IM SORRY IM STILL ROOTING FOR THEM

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I forgot the Phillies were playing today I thought everyone was mad that the Devils scored. Unfortunately it looks like the Flyers have the moves today. (Unless they can swap energy halfway?)

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Interview with Jack Hughes on ESPN.

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Building my house using brick now in honor of Woll

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Anyway, there is now a chance that might be the last time we see her, we shall see.

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I’d seen plenty of the bubble wrap and plastic forks jokes on Reddit and in my hockey Discord meme chats, but being a reporter for a broadcaster and saying the joke to the PLAYERS FACE is diabolical. I laughed out of sheer bewilderment. How do you justify that?

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RISTO THANK YOU I AM SETTING THE BAG ON FIRE AND PAINTING MY FACE ORANGE

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Philadelphia avoiding penalties is like me avoiding soda. It doesn’t last long.

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