Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 1hLet some fucking ARMY fucking MAJOR beat one of my MARINES I swear to God and fucking Mad Dog Mattis we will PT until someone dies 020
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 1hSome NCO: I don't care if he's the fucking SecDef or the fucking SecWar, if a single one of you fucking finishes behind him no one is getting Liberty until 20-fucking-28 140
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 5hI've also seen someone bullseye a deer with a sabot round because they thought it was the mover during night fire 110
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 5hstatic.klipy.comMichael Fassbender: PerfectionALT: Michael Fassbender: Perfection 010
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 5hThey're going to give him a speed boat and an hour headstart and then launch the Reapers. Sign up here for your chance to press the button to launch the hellfire! 200
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 16hstatic.klipy.comKevin Hart Says 'Damn!'ALT: Kevin Hart Says 'Damn!' 130
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 19hUh...other than sheer rivalry and spite what is the possible reasoning here?? 110
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They also have a location at Chicago Midway which is also just an awesome airport in general 000
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You should never apologize for taunting Eagles fans. It is always morally correct to taunt Eagles fans www.nytimes.com/athletic/766... 110
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Been excited all morning for my leftover bolognese for lunch. Forced myself to wait til after 11 to eat it. Someone had just finished microwaving fish in the break room microwavestatic.klipy.comRoss: Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good People?ALT: Ross: Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good People? 010
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I mean at least it uses ammo that's already in the NATO inventory 0100
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Day one: "ok here's all the memos you need to sign saying this will not damage the environment" "What if it will?" "That's not why we hired you. Don't worry though, we'll classify them TS/SCI" 021
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026apnews.com/article/iran...apnews.comSoldiers seriously wounded in Iranian drone strike tell AP the military's medical system failed themSome U.S. soldiers gravely wounded in the deadliest Iran strike on American troops say the military medical system failed them. 141
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Uh man graduated from West Point 30 years ago and fought in multiple wars but had to prove he was a citizen cause his last name had an accent mark 1196
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Stop motion wooden Sherman's launching match head incendiaries to light it 150
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not to mention 1/3 of the human beings in the South were slaves who had a very different view of the war than the stereotypical "Southerner" 130
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Army had promotion exams to establish minimum eligibility starting in the 1890s. Although admittedly they weren't that hard and once you passed promotion was by seniority 010
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I did three tours in some gnarly places at some gnarly times for GWOT, and nothing I did felt remotely as terrifying as taking off from a carrier and flying out of visual range over the Pacific with 1942 nav aides and trying to get back to said carrier. And that's without running into Zeros 0282
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"i tied a tourniquet around my own leg, flew back to my carrier and landed with one wheel" Ok yah but I deployed for 15 months and the Internet went down a couple of times so who really had it harder 3603
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We toss around "hard as woodpecker lips" too much but Jesus Christ this thread 2382
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comCharlie Harding: That Guy's A Twat WaffleALT: Charlie Harding: That Guy's A Twat Waffle 050
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Pulled out of the water three times? Holy shit get that man a ticket home. Put him on a war bond tour or an instructor billet or something 010
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So "Red Shirts" was one of the paramilitary groups that sprung up in the South at the end of reconstruction to intimidate black voters...it was essentially a paramilitary arm of the Democratic party (this was before the party flip), but yah no one uses that term today 110
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Unless it's 1890 and you want to eliminate black voting, that's not a thing 030
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He also kept calling himself a "Red Shirt Democrat" and buddy what the fuck does that mean 240
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Like ok man you are just inventing an excuse to vote how you obviously want to 140
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I distinctly remember talking to another dude at a bar who claimed Kamala "concealing Biden's cognitive decline" was a disqualifying issue and thus he was just gonna have to vote for Trump even though he didn't want to. I specifically asked him, and no January 6th was not a disqualifying issue. 172
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Don't forget Chris Kyle sniping people from the roof which is either A) true, and fucking insane Or B) made up, but he thought such a claim reflected well on him (It's B) 010
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Update bottle is empty, I'm switching to whiskey, alarm is set for 545, and I can already feel tomorrow's headache 020
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Spent two and a half hours cooking Bolognese while drinking most of this bottle and it was a good Sunday 230
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Have you installed a TV in there yet do you can watch the game while folding? 250
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yah this is "confusing" only if you assume the first two mean he's automatically conservative 021
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Also choosing an apt where you can see the Pentagon from your balcony is a serious red flag. 090
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Stu staring at the Pentagonstatic.klipy.comMan In RainALT: Man In Rain 1150
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I mean I know you have to win this game to have a next game, but burning Sale when you are up 4 with 4 outs to go and the Dodgers looming is... something 110
Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wait the drones are in the ballroom? I thought the drones were in the Arch? 010
