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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 1h
I mean I know you have to win this game to have a next game, but burning Sale when you are up 4 with 4 outs to go and the Dodgers looming is... something
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 5h
Wait the drones are in the ballroom? I thought the drones were in the Arch?
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok, NYT, this is a very... generous... definition of "mistaken identity"
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, so she's running for Senate
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wild
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Both the Astros and the Phillies clinching today is very disappointing from both a chaos prospective and my own personal preferences
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So the fraud is that they are paying for insurance but not making claims? How do you think insurance works my man
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guys, new dumber version of "L'Etat, c'est moi" just dropped
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"please learn to read, or alternatively forget how to write" Daaaamn
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That is a hell of a stat
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
me and my friends would've killed Liberty Biberty with hammers i can tell you that much
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm at the triumphal arch. I'm at the military complex. I'm at the combination military complex/triumphal arch.
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How is this a real quote?
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sports coat button fighting for its life
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Great recipe, thanks ChatGPT!
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Coventry wearing blue and white stripes against Brighton is dirty business...it was 5 minutes after I turned on the game before I realized who was who
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
15 years ago the GOP making blasphemy part of their official platform would have been unfathomable
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wait Trump promised every American would get a check for $5000 if the Republicans win the house and Senate? Seems normal and fine for a functioning democracy
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Jim Carrey Says Oh, Come On!
ALT: Jim Carrey Says Oh, Come On!
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It took until September for the Nats to get to last place in the NL East...progress I guess?
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Army taught me many skills that are useful in the civilian workforce, such as getting to work a little early so you can disassociate in your car in the parking lot for 10 minutes before going in
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Uhhh what's going on with the president
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Cardinals, in response to home-plate umpire Doug Eddings telling rookie Hancel Rincon to fix his hat last night, all wore tipped caps in their dugout tonight. The Rockies did, as well, after Eddings claimed Hunter Goodman asked for Rincon to fix his hat, something Goodman strongly denied.
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Man Adjusting Sunglasses
ALT: Man Adjusting Sunglasses
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fuuuuuuck this dude
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"The kids not gonna wear his hat like that on my field" Embarrassing. www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...
nytimes.com
An umpire told a Cardinals rookie pitcher to fix his hat. Moments later, his manager Oli Marmol was ejected (Gift Article)
"We have a kid making his debut, and in between an at-bat, (umpire Doug Eddings) tells him that he needs to fix his hat," Marmol said.
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I find it hard to believe any living person believes this because if you believe this a thing that is actually happening you are also too dumb to breathe on your own
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A truly wild thing to say as a sitting Cabinet Secretary
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
MLB posting a 9 minute compilation of right field assists to third base in honor of Dolly Parton. Because 9-5. Genius. youtu.be/IokVk0-XS8Y?...
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Throwin' 9 to 5! 9:25 of the GREATEST assists from right fielders to third basemen | MLB Highlights
YouTube video by MLB
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Look this pales in comparison to some of the other shit going on, but it seems bad that we are paying someone a govt salary to post disinfo. While not revealing she's a govt employee. And pretending to be a "journalist." And explicitly identifying herself with a partisan political party.
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hey man you own a NFL team worth $8.6 billion in a city 8 hours by car from Las Vegas (much faster in a private jet)... Why are you paying $140 to bang in a trailer park in OHIO?? www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
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Report: Jed York allegedly arranged to pay $140 for sex at a trailer park
More details are emerging regarding 49ers owner Jed York's Sunday arrest and, within a day, no-contest plea in Ohio.
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Look my man, if you made it to adulthood without learning how to eat with your fucking mouth closed you should eat every meal by yourself in a dark room. Don't come to public restaurants and inflict that shit on others.
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wut
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Oof Meme Reaction
ALT: Oof Meme Reaction
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The best example of this is stop signs
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Holy shit
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
People preparing their Sampson tweets for if this halftime deficit holds
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh Aston Villa what you do?
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Damn Disappointed
ALT: Damn Disappointed
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Church across the street from me (tax exempt of course) has put up a bunch of signs instructing their congregants to vote against abortion and same sex marriage. Fun.
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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David Rose Nods 'Yes' in Schitt's Creek
ALT: David Rose Nods 'Yes' in Schitt's Creek
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Look man I'm a Spurs fan and beating Spurs in match week 1 absolutely does not prove anything
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
For people that hate themselves? Who the fuck is the audience for this?
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Alright fine I'll bite. What the fuck is a spreadsheet guy?
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Holy, and I can't emphasize this enough, fucking shit
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Daaaaamn
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Ben @bdbrands.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You or I would have to work really hard to be this wrong, AI does it in seconds.
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