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Beno

@bcm.co
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I’m a he/they, 🐻 🏳️‍🌈 🖖 🇺🇸-🇦🇺 🎮 Neurodivergent (ADHD, Anxiety, Depression), anti-fascist, bad proof reader, nerd, software engineer (iOS), and pro Oxford comma. This isn’t my alt account. 📍Gadigal/Sydney, Australia

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Beno @bcm.co · 12/09/2026
First time painting a mini. Not bad for a first go.
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Beno @bcm.co · 27/08/2026
This alien trying to be a human.
A “person” holding two pizza boxes nearly vertically.
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Beno @bcm.co · 07/08/2026
Halloween costume found.
A catus in the the hallway of the USS Enterprise from Star Trek Strange New Worlds. It is wearing a classic red shirt and conmbadge. The “arms” are both pointed upwards.
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Beno @bcm.co · 15/05/2026
Found and had to share.
Tweet by @Joanwestenberg reading: "All you need to know about Australia is that our most famous restaurant is a hardware store" — posted at 1:43 pm on 11/12/20 via Twitter for iPhone.
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Beno @bcm.co · 24/04/2026
Fire
Fire pit surrounded by grass with a fire going that is a decent size.
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Beno @bcm.co · 19/01/2026
Ummm. Apple Music … that is me. I am that person. We are that person playing music.
A notification displaying "SharePlay with Beno Morrison," allowing a user to join an audio session. It features icons for sound and user connection, set against a gradient background.
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Beno @bcm.co · 17/01/2026
The numberplate on this monstrosity.
A large green Chevrolet truck is parked on a street. The vehicle features a rugged front bumper and a personalized license plate that reads "SOOBIG." There are trees in the background, and another vehicle is partially visible on the left.
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Beno @bcm.co · 19/12/2025
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. The Aliens get fed up.
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Beno @bcm.co · 11/12/2025
The guardian has more info www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... Inclduing the nugget in the image
In a notice published on Tuesday, the US Customs and Border Protection agency (CBP) said it would also require any telephone numbers used by visitors over the same period, and any email addresses used in the last decade, as well as face, fingerprint, DNA and iris biometrics. It would also ask for the names, addresses, birthdates and birthplaces of family members, including children.
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Beno @bcm.co · 09/12/2025
Hahahahahaha. No.
Bluesky age assurance screen with shield icon. Message states that due to regional laws, certain features are restricted until adult verification is completed. Includes location confirmation link and blue ‘Verify now’ button. Footer text indicates age assurance takes a few minutes
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Beno @bcm.co · 23/10/2025
I walked into the office today greeted by this blast from the past in great condition. #powerbook #vintageapple #apple
A (likely) Apple PowerBook G4, open sitting on a table top in great condition. A (likely) Apple PowerBook G4, open sitting on a table top in great condition. It is at a slight angle so you can see there is a DVD drive installed. A (likely) Apple PowerBook G4, open sitting on a table top in great condition. We are seeing the lid open from the other side where you can see the upside down Apple Logo.
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Beno @bcm.co · 29/08/2025
Gurl, you drive a Camry.
The front of a Toyota Camry with the Toyota logo is lit up.
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Beno @bcm.co · 10/08/2025
New Toy
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Beno @bcm.co · 16/07/2025
I asked Claude a question and it said it needs to research the question. While it says research complete, it hasn’t actually and the hours are counting down. It started at 720 hours. I think I’ll wait it out and find out in a month.
A screenshot of Claude’s readership widget. It says research complete with 0 sources and 711h 18m
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Beno @bcm.co · 22/06/2025
I stole this from reddit. #startrekmeme
6 image panels from Star Trek voyager. The first image is a uniform pip, the black filled one. The next picture is of when captain janeway gives Tom Paris the pip with the caption “I hereby reinstate you to the rank of Lieutenant”. The next panel is of janeway putting it on Tom with the caption “your performance on this ship over the past year has been exemplary” the next panel is of Harry Kim at his station saying “I didn’t notice a pip on my chair”. The second to last panel is janeway looking annoying in her ready room desk. With the caption “here is your pip” the last panel is of a PADD with the words “Performance Improvement Plan”
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Beno @bcm.co · 26/04/2025
How not to get a vote from me. #auspol #spam #trumpetofpatriots
Screenshot of a political SMS from the Trumpet of Patriots party in Australia. Message reads "Double fees for foreign students. Free education for Australians. Forgive loans Vote1 Trumpet of Patriots" followed by a website URL and "Auth H Fong Trumpet of Patriots." Phone shows 11:11am, 5G signal, with "Report Spam" option displayed.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Beno @bcm.co · 06/04/2025
Others have done it, why not share as well. If you wanna do it www.abc.net.au/news/vote-co...
"Political landscape chart showing my position relative to Australian political parties. A two-axis grid displays economic views (left to right) horizontally and social views (conservative to progressive) vertically. I appear left-of-center and moderately progressive, closest to the Greens (GRN) who are further left and more progressive. The Australian Labor Party (ALP) sits center-right economically and near the social center. The Liberal National Party (LNP) appears right economically and moderately conservative socially. One Nation Party (ONP) is positioned furthest right economically and most conservative socially."​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​"Chart showing my policy alignment with Australian political parties. I have highest agreement with the Australian Greens (92% agree, 8% disagree), followed by the Australian Labor Party (58% agree, 42% disagree). I show significant disagreement with the Liberal-National Coalition (29% agree, 71% disagree) and Pauline Hanson's One Nation (17% agree, 83% disagree). Each party's logo and abbreviation appear alongside horizontal bars visualizing the percentage breakdown."​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Beno @bcm.co · 15/03/2025
Someone has decided that the AirCon is too cold and is now cuddling in a blanket.
There is the head of a small head of a chihuahua who has a brown head. His head is snuggled in a multi coloured blanket.
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Beno @bcm.co · 02/03/2025
For you Severance fans who like K and Music festivals. (Found, not mine)
It is Ms Casey from the show Severance, her face is highlighted on a black background banner. In red hand written looking text it says “your outie likes to do ketamine at music festivals.”
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Beno @bcm.co · 21/02/2025
Okay Xcode’s predictive code model, who is Nick Lockwood? And why are you suggesting this in my project? #apple #xcode
Apple’s Xcode predictive text suggesting I autocomplete with a Text label with the words “Made by Nick Lockwood”
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Beno @bcm.co · 25/01/2025
He said the loud part out loud.
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Beno @bcm.co · 06/05/2024
My sister is looking for jobs and came across this glorious nugget of a role with some PTO that made my jaw drop. (Yes, she is in the states)
A screenshot of text detailing a role’s compensation. The image has the following circled many times “PTO: 5 days”.
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Beno @bcm.co · 12/04/2024
Repost with your mental state.
Black background with white text. The font is in the style used for signify the 1800s, and the “old west”. It reads “Please be patient with me. I’m from the 1900s.”
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Beno @bcm.co · 16/03/2024
New tattoo ❤️
A tattoo that is about 5cm by 7cm. It appears to be Calcifer (the fire spirit from Howel’s Moving Castle) in a paper boat on the water. The tattoo is primarily black and while with darker red accents at the top of the the fire and the water has blue accents where waves are noted.
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Beno @bcm.co · 01/03/2024
Either this is an error or Spotify is telling me that my Duo subscription is not going to be valid eventually.
It is a message from Spotify. White text on a green background. It reads “it’s time for everyone to have their own premium account. Spotify premium family is available for more than three accounts under one roof. Keep the kids tuned seperate and let your library be fire you.” With a button that says “got it”
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Beno @bcm.co · 29/02/2024
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally
Black background with white text that reads “Please be patient with me. I’m from the 1900s.”
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Beno @bcm.co · 25/02/2024
Today I learned you can lose the Apple TV remote power button.
Close up photo on the Siri Apple TV remote. The focus is where the power button would be located. However in this photo the power button in missing and you can see the internal button.
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Beno @bcm.co · 25/01/2024
One day this might actually work for me 😂
The Popular with Friends filter showing that the feed is empty.
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Beno @bcm.co · 11/01/2024
Me trying to do fancy Ruby (to automate things with fastlane).
A screenshot of a slack message I’ve sent that reads “How did it work on my machine?! I’ll stick to compiled languages, I am bad at scripted.” Ended with a winking emoji.
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Beno @bcm.co · 16/12/2023
People: Millennials love, minimalism Me:
A young child with a puzzled expression sitting in a car seat.
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Beno @bcm.co · 14/12/2023
Book cover parody of an O'Reilly technical manual titled "Essential Copying and Pasting from ChatGPT" featuring an illustration of a sloth climbing a tree, with a caption "Deploying untested code at break-neck speeds"
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Beno @bcm.co · 17/11/2023
Robin…. Robin…. Robin….. the owners of this place ARE Mexican. I think they know better than you.
DoorDash Review from “Robin D” which has 1 out of 5 stars. The review says “I’m from the US so I know good Mexican food and this is not it! Horrible!”
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Beno @bcm.co · 09/11/2023
This keeps popping up in my battery usage stats recently when I’m not using my phone but seeing big drops in battery. WTF?!
Screen shot of the battery usage screen on iOS. This one is for 8pm to 9pm. It shows the Find My app using 48% of battery.
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Beno @bcm.co · 01/11/2023
The most infuriating button, everyone. 
Apple iMessage text I put field is pictured. The right most button is the voice action. It is circled with yellow to emphasise that button.
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Beno @bcm.co · 19/10/2023
For next time you have that annoying person tells you they are doing their best.
A waterfall with white text over it that says: you’re doing the best you can. Which is kind of embarrassing.
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Beno @bcm.co · 26/09/2023
I’m a bit all over the place. Haha. Got one bingo!
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Beno @bcm.co · 24/09/2023
Does this human know the text is a sticker?!
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Beno @bcm.co · 20/09/2023
I just got sent this. It is so good I had to share.
It is a Barbie movie poster that has been modified to read “B’Elanna” from Star Trek Voyager. Her face has been photoshopped over Barbie and Tom Paris has been photoshopped over Ken. 
There is a tag line in the black bar under the poster saying “This week’s Saturday night Photoshop shenanigans brought to you by the letter B”

Under it is an image of Alan from the movie but Harry Kim’s face has been photoshopped on it. Arms behind it back looking un impressed.
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Beno @bcm.co · 20/09/2023
Fun Fact: Dew Point is often a better measure of comfort than Humidity. Here is a fun table that lists the comfort levels based on Dew Point.
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Beno @bcm.co · 12/09/2023
My phone hates me. My partner’s phone has 5G.
iPhone screenshot of the signal area. It shows full bars, the carrier is “EE” and the data is “EDGE”
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