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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 08/09/2026

why would i sting you halfway across the river? we would both drown

Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 05/09/2026

husband, i can be trusted to only shop for backpacks in target. just think through this logically. we’re in this together. we’re on the same team. we succeed or fail together, husband

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 20/07/2026

you come to me today, on the day i disprove the jacobian conjecture, and you ask me to center a div

the godfather behind a desk with a cat on his lap

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 03/07/2026

dad, i can be trusted with the hose. just think through this logically. we’re in this together. we’re on the same team. we succeed or fail together, dad

a scorpion on a frog’s back overlooking a pond

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 23/06/2026

thanks for coming out and participating in the expression of the will of the people and the selection of our government. remember to take a sticker

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 03/06/2026

actually, i do speak english, one of six million languages i speak. and my name only has one number in it.

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 03/06/2026

am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 14/05/2026

i got woken up at night to clean up durian vomit in the hallway and was up and down all night making sure the rest of the vomit made it into the toilet and when i woke up i lost my wordle streak and i could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 02/05/2026

when i was 13 years old i was abducted by aliens. when they weren’t experimenting on me, i was kept in paralytic stasis and force-fed a vile nutrient slurry. one alien, though—just one—would bring me green jell-o. i think he was breaking the rules. i’d eat it…and remember home

don draper pitching jell-on with a melancholy, distant expression

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 01/05/2026

me as i read 40% of what claude wrote back and type in “continue”

scribbly, terrible drawing of famous portrait of steve jobs portrait

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 27/04/2026

bilbo hid the ring from sauron in the one place he knew he could hide somethin’. his ass. sixty years he hid this hunk of metal up his ass. now, little man, i give the ring to you

christopher walken giving the gold watch monologue from pulp fiction, but he’s dressed as gandalf and holding a gold ring instead of a watch

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 26/04/2026

at one point they asked us to chop down a tree, wally, none of us knew how. not one man. there were thirty of us, all dressed like an outdoorsy clothing catalog cover, huddled around a phone and searching youtube for “tree comes down tutorial beginner no chainsaw.”

andre talking to wally in “my dinner with andre”

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 20/04/2026

me helpfully encouraging baby during potty training

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 17/04/2026

I AM NOT A LOSER. I AM NOT A LOSER DWARKESH.

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 17/04/2026

so like, what exactly would have to change for you to update in the direction of giving me the password to the bank account

dwarkesh patel interrogating james bond in casino royale

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 15/04/2026

after the erdos problem, i couldn’t help but wonder: when would the AI make a move 37…for my heart?

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 03/04/2026

when i was your age, ai sexbot companions with brainstem jacks and closed-loop stimulant/opioid titration pumps was called BOOKS

peter falk talking to fred savage in “the princess bride”

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 11/02/2026

issue one. the frame mogging heard round the world. where does the story go from here. is the chadfish-grind now the structural backbone of late-stage smv society. pat buchanan, go

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 10/02/2026

i’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe. luckily i had my iphone. here, watch this unedited 2 minute video of attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion. … after this i have 3 minutes of c-beams glittering—what? no it’s not time to die yet. i have some time. why? just watch

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 08/02/2026

iron giant ending, but he flies up, then away from the town. the bomb hits the town. mushroom cloud fade to black cut to iron giant on a beach. he’s drinking something fruity. 🎵 IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS 🎶

looking down on the Iron Giant as it flies up to the sky

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 07/02/2026

actually i can still be just as tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives from here

dr. manhattan on a tropical beach drinking something and flanked by hula girls

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 06/02/2026

julia child performing the haka. 10 hours straight

A screencap from Star Trek: The Next Generation. A Starfleet officer in a yellow operations uniform stands in the foreground, seen from behind and slightly to the side, facing an empty holodeck. The holodeck is inactive, showing a stark black room covered in glowing yellow grid lines on the floor and walls, forming a three-dimensional wireframe cube.

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 04/02/2026

my accent is-a from a different part-a of germany that-a you’ve-a never heard of. ayo this waiter’s fare orecchie da mercante. it’s-a anti-italian discrimination

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 28/01/2026

what this looks like to a tetrachromat penguin. scientists now believe he’s off to see the wizard

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 28/01/2026

i’m taking the road less traveled by. it’s making all the difference

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 22/01/2026

barreling toward the bound man are five fully restored PCC streetcars. hitting him will damage the cars you can throw the switch, halting them but instead dooming one immaculate type-a brill semi-convertible to be tarnished we ask: is it ethical to sacrifice the many to save the fe—

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 21/01/2026

billy this is legs. people overlook them because they want things brought to them. they want someone else to carry the things. but sometimes that isn’t happening. legs are lowkey goated when walking is the vibe

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 21/01/2026

billy, this is bedtime. people don’t like it because it isn’t fun; it’s boring. but everybody sleeps. and bedtime is lowkey goated when sleeping is the vibe

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 17/01/2026

hunting antelope not cool. you know what cool? 100 cows we eat whenever we want cool.

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 14/01/2026

this is not a drill. you are in imminent danger. this building is on fucking fire, you all have to get the fuck out of here

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 14/01/2026

i’m very excited for today’s guest on good hang. today’s guest is the fireman currently evacuating the building. welcome to the show

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 13/01/2026

martin luther: (sipping beer) time to write my 20 theses. thesis 1. christ’s word, “repent,” accurately translates... (…) luther: (buzzing) thesis 46. christians should help the poor, not buy indulgences (…) luther (destroyed, slurring): 75–SAY FOR ARGUMENT A GUY VIOLATED MARY

75. To consider papal indulgences so great that they could absolve a man even if he had done the impossible and had violated the mother of God is madness.

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 31/12/2025

you come to me today, december 30th, and ask me to do the job for which i am salaried

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 24/12/2025

tower this is claus requesting a final flight check

santa in an advanced jet cockpit with a flight helmet

plane cockpit switches with an “on” direction. the buttons are labeled PRANCER, VIXEN, COMET, CUPID, DONDER, and BLITZEN

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 22/12/2025

what it feels like to tell your older kids to take some object away from your toddler, who doesn’t understand the order came from you

emperor palpatine’s shrouded face, his grimacing mouth saying something

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 22/12/2025

i’m reading what are clearly your darlings, and i say kill em all

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 10/12/2025

santa, this is rudolph. he’s a reindeer. he’s one of the most undervalued animals on the pole. his defect is his nose is red and glows. this guy could be one of your best coursers in history. he should cost $3 million a year. we can get him for a song

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 09/12/2025

ho ho ho. you’re exactly the reindeer i need to help pull my sleigh tonight. ho ho ho

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 08/12/2025

this is the latest weapon that i’ve asked these people to design. these will induce myocarditis in a grinch within seconds. soon whoville will be free of those creatures

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 08/12/2025

the most miserable person on earth must save the world from happiness

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