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sinbean lashes out 🏳️‍⚧️ @meowntown.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
he's so proud of him he's mentioned that high note multiple times
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blue ! @bbluejoseph.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
forgot to turn my alarm off and just woke up 3 hours early for no reason 😭
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ilyu @coyusa.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
trench? no. THE SWARM 🐛🐞🪲🐛🦋🪲🐞🪲🐛🪲🦋🐞🪲🐛🐞🦋 (a TOP sticker concept i made :DD)
drawing of various bug critters and nature inspired by the pilots! there is also tyler with a bug net and ned sitting on a stump
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2025
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off theonion.com/white-h...
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/07/2025
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2025
56 Years Ago Today:
HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2025
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2025
Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race
Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2025
From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
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‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
NEW YORK—Claiming that the humanizing of occupied peoples is not what the newspaper stands for, The New York Times issued an apology Tuesday for reporting on Palestinian deaths. “Our thoughtful and ac...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/08/2025
Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt theonion.com/researc...
Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/08/2025
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2025
Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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blue ! @bbluejoseph.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
just tried to play a song on my inconsolably horny playlist and got an ad for therapy 💀
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Tyler Joseph Hourly 𓃑 @tyjohourly.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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blue ! @bbluejoseph.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
YOU only live once. i play by my own rules
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Madeline Kahnivore @madelinekahnivore.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Y’know who I *do* miss from the Other Place? This account:
Message from, “Jurassic Park Updates: In the spirit of Halloween, we’ve made the park more spooky by purposefully leaving human bones scattered around the premises so if you find one that’s why.”

2nd message, Jurassic Park Updates: “We found a normal kid living in one of the exhibits. It seems like the dinosaurs letting her live here? What should we do.”
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blue ! @bbluejoseph.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
dude how long have i been sitting on this gummy worm
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sinbean lashes out 🏳️‍⚧️ @meowntown.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
keep in mind same sex marriage was only legalized in the us 10 years ago. this was always on the table. they have been planning this since the day it passed, just like with roe v wade. and it will not stop here.
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blue ! @bbluejoseph.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
just smacked myself in the face with my own earbuds
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sinbean lashes out 🏳️‍⚧️ @meowntown.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Spend Some Time (Forever) by bbluejoseph Rated: T Words: 10,777 Rabler, friends to lovers, car radio climbing, josh pining pathetically, falling in love this is the third bbluejoseph fic in the list but i literally just reread this and added it to my bookmarks archiveofourown.org/works/29346528
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blue ! @bbluejoseph.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
the only thing i miss abt twitter is that if i searched my name i would see like a dozen or so tweets from ppl talking abt my fics
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/07/2025
I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment theonion.com/i-wont-...
I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/07/2025
Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day theonion.com/geologi...
Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/07/2025
Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time theonion.com/seagull...
Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/07/2025
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work theonion.com/relaxin...
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work
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blue ! @bbluejoseph.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
sat down to eat some cream of chicken soup (i have a cold) and a gnat flew over, landed directly in the soup, and died instantly. what the hell man
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gordon 🐞 @goretown.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
dont ever want to hear any bitch asses saying “its not that bad”
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Will🇺🇸📎✌️☮️🌲 @econaturalist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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blue ! @bbluejoseph.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
downloaded an app specifically to id bird songs and the second it was ready the bird shut up. how tf do they know
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blue ! @bbluejoseph.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
last night there was a mosquito in my drink and tonight a live moth flew into my mouth. so the insects have turned on me
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
My heart breaks for trans kids, who do not deserve this obsessive animus that adults are directing at them.
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.paulina is going to cbus! @bunzinio.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
happy birthday to everyone’s favourite drummer!! - #twentyonepilots #joshdun #cliqueart
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twenty one pilots lyric bot @twentyonelyrics.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
i'm still learning what this is.
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livi Ი𐑼 @bunnyfangs236.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
lowkey asking if anyone is wanting to commission me because i’m trying to afford twenty one pilots tickets 😭 they’ve been my favorite band since i was 12 and i haven’t got to see them live yet, and now they’re literally going to perform a city away from me
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a pile of brown dirt on a white background
ALT: a pile of brown dirt on a white background
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P.L.H. is on Bluesky @plhblue.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBHHHBBBBBNHCJJDJJDJDJJDJJDJDNBDBBDHHDUJDJNCNDHHSHHDHJCHDHDJSJXJCHDNRNJDJNXNFNDJDDJLFOGIHDIDJTSUTSUTDUDUTDYIDUTDTGDVDUVDUGSKGDJGFIGFNGDUTDUGDKGDJGDUTDISGJDJGDOGDOHDWOHFKHFAJGAXDIGWXIYWDJWGXJWGDJA NEVER KILL YOURSELF! twenty one pilots - The Contract youtu.be/QZfH7cFp3Ys?...
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Twenty One Pilots - The Contract (Official Video)
YouTube video by twenty one pilots
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blue ! @bbluejoseph.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
don't know how my dad managed to accidentally buy unfrosted pop tarts but at least i can save money on a father's day card this year
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blue ! @bbluejoseph.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
who came up with the idea that phones should vibrate every time you touch the screen. like how is that actually useful or desirable
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twenty one pilots lyric bot @twentyonelyrics.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
this haze around my face makes me feel all alone.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
if white Americans didn’t want Mexicans in California maybe they should not have conquered California from Mexico and then spent 150 years building up an economy entirely dependent on the flow of people and goods across the border just a thought
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Gigi ❀⋆ @lovely-lover.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE
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Eye On Palestine @eyeonpalestine.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Greta Thunberg has been kidnapped by the state of Israel. "Please make sure to be loud." - One of the last messages from the crew before being taken hostage after the attack from Israel RESHARE! REPOST! SPEAK OUT! RELEASE. THE. CREW. END. THE. BLOCKADE. FREE. PALESTINE.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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dyllan @theythemmer.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
scared of my own image #cliqueart
red and black monochrome drawing of tyler joseph merged with his doubt skull mask. the bottom half of his face is covered in teeth and holes, and the rest of the skull has spiders and webs in various places. the lyrics ‘don’t know what’s inside of me’ from doubt by twenty one pilots are engraved on the skull’s forehead
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andréanne @ohlittlefox.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
11pm doodles #cliqueart
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/06/2025
Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire theonion.com/area-ho...
Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2025
Lesbian Couple Enjoys Hot Lesbian Action
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2025
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? theonion.com/why-do-...
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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