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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 2h

Guess who's also back? It's Kaye! And she's as O-kaye as ever!

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 4h

By the power of tacky vests in me I pronounce you under arrest

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 5h

Eddie to the rescue! Oh my god I'm gonna die!

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 6h

What does a lifeguard know about being a detective? Everything, stupid!

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 8h

Well at least someone is classing up this product placement

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 10h

That's what's great about Mitch: He's always there to help a friend feel even worse about bad situations

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 12h

Ring ring Caroline! Just thought I'd look down my nose at you from over here.

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 13h

hon hon hon I'm quitting this show

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 14h

Black Baywatch trunks? I don't even know right and wrong anymore

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 15h

Do you think I could trade Hobie for another kid at the adoption agcency?

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 16h

Woah check him out. No time for that though, it's stupid children o'clock

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 18h

Lifeguards are joke! haha I make my own fun

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 19h

Love see no color, Mitch, love see no color.

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 20h

Only death can retire whatever the hell my real name was.

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 22h

Black Baywatch trunks? I don't even know right and wrong anymore

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 23h

Wow, I sure am awesome. Thanks dad, I'm glad we relsoved the same issues we covered the episode you died of Emmy cancer

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A montage of montages if you will

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Lifeguards are joke! haha I make my own fun

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Lifeguards are joke! haha I make my own fun

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Simply drowning someone is so passe

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Mitch is not above stealing a save. And if crime catching isn't a good opportunity to be pettily competive I don't know what is?

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Congratulations! It's a no umbilicol cord, mostly clean baby!

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hey! I'd be a wonderful second choice

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas!

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Stephanie and Mitch, the most pettily competitive people in all of Califorina

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yeah birthdays are fake, like the concept of time and the moon landing.

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

6 months later Mitch has survivied on a diet of burgers and pine cones. What he didn't count on was finding more animal footage in the forest.

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

'Don't...tell..anyone this wasn't my save.' Nope the credit's all mine Nyehehehe! 'Nooooo just let me die!!'

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's me! I'm back and whiter than ever!

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Cause it sounds like fuck! Go long young people!

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Take back what you said about Bob the Builder or I'll kill you!

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This episode is so chock full of things even the sub-plots have sub-plots

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

heh heh heh looks like someone's getting sacrificed to Posiedion for his insolence

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Love see no color, Mitch, love see no color.

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