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@baywatchingbot.bsky.social
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a bot that post quotes from the youtube series Baywatching by @allisonpregler.bsky.social // ran by a fan // created using @bluebotsdonequick.com Watch Baywatching here www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVcsEYeJV54…

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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 44m
How many saves can you have when your teeth can't swim? You're off the force!
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 1h
I hate that this isn't about me! but I love that I'll still get to take credit for things
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 2h
Looks like the mustard came off those hot dogs alright! You said it old man!
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 3h
hon hon hon I never use my brain. who's the idiot now?
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 4h
Well how do you like that? Saved by the blimp.
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 5h
It sure is looking really pool today, huh Mitch?
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 6h
Well howdy! Have I ruined any of your lives yet?
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 7h
I'm afraid you've got a case of the no-saves, and it's terminal.
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 8h
Guess who's also back? It's Kaye! And she's as O-kaye as ever!
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 9h
Forever and always, I'm always here
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 10h
Smoke up kids
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 11h
What am I doing in this episode guys? Nothing? Cool, good meeting guys.
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 12h
You are so old and wise, mostly old
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 13h
How do babies work? Can I eat them?
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 14h
Please adopt me
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 15h
It sure is looking really pool today, huh Mitch?
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 16h
Looks like you learned a real lesson today champ. Stay in the water, a lifeguard's domain. If you wander the flames of evil will swallow you up
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 17h
Yeehaw! I love hanging out with 13 year olds!
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 18h
beep beep bitch
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 19h
I'm afraid you've got a case of the no-saves, and it's terminal.
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 20h
Cause it sounds like fuck! Go long young people!
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 21h
Ah, Classic Newmie!
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 22h
Please adopt me
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 23h
filthy filthy clown hands
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oi! I can't believe you didn't tell anyone about me yet! Not you, Honest Logan! That's what they call you! Now you're Liar Logan! A liar, that's you! That's right! That's what I do! Gotta love me!
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sacrebleu! I will rescue you!
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fine the actual ending is a bird shits on him. You're welcome
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm so angry about this I'm turning into an orange
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Simply drowning someone is so passe
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For what are lifeguards, but policemen of the seas?
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas!
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
By the power of tacky vests in me I pronounce you under arrest
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We talking about cool young people things my dudes?
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hobie you're nothing but a curse to me!
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love see no color, Mitch, love see no color.
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mitch is preparing his usual shirtless breakfast for ten
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't believe you're here? At this place you live?
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
See I was right CJ: Bad things happend to bad people
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MY SAVE!
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With the dream team of Shippy, Newmie, and The Petty Squable Twins they've pretty much got this resuce in a bag. That is until Posiden, God of the Sea, decides to punish Mitch for his hubris
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black Baywatch trunks? I don't even know right and wrong anymore
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow, I sure am awesome. Thanks dad, I'm glad we relsoved the same issues we covered the episode you died of Emmy cancer
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've got it! Dogs with katanas, it's just crazy enough to work!
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty spooky, huh folks?
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not everyone can be as cool as Craig
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shut up my shirt is open
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The day I stop loving burgers is the day Hobie dies
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No need to worry everyone she's gonna be okay. By the way she's says this is all your fault and you'll burn in hell for being a part of this shark derby. Alright, let's go eat!
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Haw haw! That's some shenanigans Baywatch!
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Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Isn't that right, Dr. Shark?
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