Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 44mHow many saves can you have when your teeth can't swim? You're off the force! 000
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 1hI hate that this isn't about me! but I love that I'll still get to take credit for things 000
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 2hLooks like the mustard came off those hot dogs alright! You said it old man! 000
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 3hhon hon hon I never use my brain. who's the idiot now? 000
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 7hI'm afraid you've got a case of the no-saves, and it's terminal. 010
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 8hGuess who's also back? It's Kaye! And she's as O-kaye as ever! 000
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 11hWhat am I doing in this episode guys? Nothing? Cool, good meeting guys. 000
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 15hIt sure is looking really pool today, huh Mitch? 010
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 16hLooks like you learned a real lesson today champ. Stay in the water, a lifeguard's domain. If you wander the flames of evil will swallow you up 010
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 19hI'm afraid you've got a case of the no-saves, and it's terminal. 000
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 20hCause it sounds like fuck! Go long young people! 000
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oi! I can't believe you didn't tell anyone about me yet! Not you, Honest Logan! That's what they call you! Now you're Liar Logan! A liar, that's you! That's right! That's what I do! Gotta love me! 010
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fine the actual ending is a bird shits on him. You're welcome 010
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm so angry about this I'm turning into an orange 012
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026For what are lifeguards, but policemen of the seas? 000
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas! 000
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026By the power of tacky vests in me I pronounce you under arrest 012
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We talking about cool young people things my dudes? 000
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Love see no color, Mitch, love see no color. 000
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mitch is preparing his usual shirtless breakfast for ten 000
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I can't believe you're here? At this place you live? 021
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026See I was right CJ: Bad things happend to bad people 000
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026With the dream team of Shippy, Newmie, and The Petty Squable Twins they've pretty much got this resuce in a bag. That is until Posiden, God of the Sea, decides to punish Mitch for his hubris 012
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Black Baywatch trunks? I don't even know right and wrong anymore 000
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wow, I sure am awesome. Thanks dad, I'm glad we relsoved the same issues we covered the episode you died of Emmy cancer 011
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've got it! Dogs with katanas, it's just crazy enough to work! 020
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The day I stop loving burgers is the day Hobie dies 010
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026No need to worry everyone she's gonna be okay. By the way she's says this is all your fault and you'll burn in hell for being a part of this shark derby. Alright, let's go eat! 010
Baywatching bot @baywatchingbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Haw haw! That's some shenanigans Baywatch! 000