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Bayesia Nash

@bayesianash.bsky.social
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MILF, geek, gamer, and normal Canadian. Twitch Partner. Check my links for the spicy stuff. 🔥 linktr.ee/BayesiaNash

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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looking respectfully.
Nash's smallest cat Jesse peeking around the corner.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wanna dingle my dangles?
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's a weird light. Wanna see where it's coming from?
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Canadian chic.
Nash in mom jeans and a plaid bra. Nash in her plaid bra. Nash in a red thong. Ass is large.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There's three types of responses when you hear "Bubbles is the best character"
Bubbles from Powerpuff GirlsBubbles from The Wire.Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's a little tight.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's funny how when they're fighting the Borg in TNG, the only way to bypass their shields was to change frequency and shoot rainbows at them. Even back then, our only defence against robo-fascism was the LGBTQ+ community.
Dr. Crusher shooting her phaser.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wanna come to Canada to see the northern lights?
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wanna go offroading with me?
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Got inspired by @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social to try some artsy black and white shots.
Nash in black and white giving a come hither look.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh no! Not Dolly! The patron saint of big tiddy ladies! Seriously though, this sucks.
Dolly Parton looking great in "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The fruit looks like it's ripened.
Nash covered in vines with green pasties.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
They can squirm into stuff.
Dozer in a raincoat
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The drill instructor said to shine them until you could see your reflection.
Nash with pasties on and a fisheye lense.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yup
Jesse sleeping.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
OK. Ass is big. Sorry?
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yeah for sure. But the issue is this dickhead needs to go outside every day. He looks small in this pic but he's at least 100 horsepower.
Nash's rottweiler named Dozer. Looking like a dumb, cute puppers.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
As many of you know, I really fucked up my ankle a while back, so when I saw this I had to try. I'm not very good at it but I'll keep trying. Thanks for the tip Calvin!
Nash holding a white board with a poorly drawn alphabet on it.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sometimes you gotta air the girls out.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yes. This is legal in Canada without a permit or license. Who needs a gun when you can have a home defence flamethrower?
Images of a propane powered torch, shaped like a rifle, being used in multiple hilarious ways. Lighting the fireplace in your living room, blasting your chicken on the bbq, melting snow, etc.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I've never heard complaints about my hip dips. They're where the thong sits.
Nash wearing a thong.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Captain Harriman was interested in Starfleet at a very young age.
Captain Harriman of the USS Enterprise B. Played by Alan Ruck, who also played Connor Roy in Succession.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
When I go to the wrong part of the house and the momma cat threatens my existence. "You wanna go, bro!?"
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Reminder to all you Americans, when he imposes tariffs, this is what he's trying to take away from you.
Nash is a tank top that says "Canada"
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Going live on the spicy sites tonight. In case you enjoy boobs and stuff.
Nash looking down and making a kiss face.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Boingy boingy boingy.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Got my cozy tub time all set up. Thanks for writing all those books @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
Nash's bathtub table set up with rubber ducks, eReader and a scented candle.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What do you mean Pringles hot dog buns aren't available in Canada? Well, I guess I'll have to console myself with the fact hot dog stuffed crust pizza isn't available in the US.
Pringles hot dog buns. Hot dog stuffed crust pizza.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Only if you bring Tormund Cuddlesbane. I have a couple oranges that want to meet him.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July to the USA. Get well soon.
Nash in a black top and glasses.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hunter was the proletariat White Wolf game. Their powers kinda sucked. One dude could do aggravated damage with a pipe... Made you wish you were a vampire. Werewolves could kill you by accident. I think they unionized and in the new versions they lost their powers...
My copy of Hunter: the Reckoning
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh right, happy Canada Day! 🇨🇦
Nash in a cow print bikini top.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's kinda hilarious that the VPD were investigating Mr. Coffee on Pender in Vancouver for being a drug front.
Mr. Coffee in Vancouver before it closed. Mr. Coffee in Spaceballs.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I've been told it tastes like bbq sauce.
Nash in a playboy bikini top.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Added note. There is NO FUCKING WAY John Spartan knitted a whole sweater in one night. It is BY FAR the most unbelievable thing in the movie.
John Spartan knitting.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Dammit. Demolition Man takes place in 2032. I only have six years to figure out how those seashells work!
A scene from demolition man showing the three seashells in the bathroom.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I walk around with these all day. But sometimes, I get a picture from a different angle and I'm like "WTF!? THOSE ARE HUGE!"
Nash lying on her side smiling at the camera, looking busty.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
OK. Mechwarrior and Battletech nerds. You have 1000 tons of angry mechs to conquer modern day earth. Assume a normal distribution of dropships(mostly mainline, some smaller, one or two heavy). Pick one house or clan and justify how you take the pentagon, Kremlin, etc.
A timberwolf variant of the madcat.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's kind of hilarious that humans spent all that time evolving into the only mammals with huge boobs and then society was all "Nuh uh. Cover those up!"
Nash in the tub, covered in bubbles.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I bet the xenomorphs are just space cats. If those M41a rifles had laser sights they'd just chase the laser and the movie would be about waiting 17 days while someone makes the cats run around.
Hudson reacting to the fact that it will take 17 days to be rescued in Aliens.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The spicy live last night was fun.
Nash in a corset and a thong.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I don't know what this is called but I'm gonna count it as exercise.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Who's a good boy?
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Didn't post this on insta bc of the nip...
Nash in a Boba Fett costume struggling to get it zipped up. It has a small tear in it, indicating she might need a new one.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
For sure. My guy got at a skunk during winter and immediately jammed his face in the snow to try and get rid of the smell. He was happy to have a bath after.
Dozer the Rottweiler, possibly thinking about the time he got skunked.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Yikes. Those Albertans sure know how to read a room...
An obviously AI made youtube image saying "consent is not required" with white people waving the Albertan flag and first nations people looking on dismally.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This AI summary of me is hilarious. Gonna have to apologize for doxxing my boyfriend...
An AI summary of who Bayesia Nash is that says she has recently revealed her boyfriend in a scene. Apparently his name is "Hitachi."  Hitachi is obviously the brand of vibrator I was using. AI is stupid.
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The best part of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is when they talk about how their timeline is better than the one we're in now.
Samson, the Alpha infected, who is better in every way to Andrew Tate or Donald...
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Bayesia Nash @bayesianash.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It's mother's day. Behave accordingly.
Nash in a fish eye lense making her look "extra"
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