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Michael Bauser

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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 01/10/2026
We've been married 12 years, but I think this is first time we've assembled furniture together. She's using a wooden mallet my father made in the 1960s for the final touches.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 23/09/2026
But who wants to sign up for the "Trump Projects Administration?" I don't! That will look awful on a resumé!
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 22/09/2026
Next week "Did you know 'intelligence' is spelled with two L's? Most people don't know that."
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 17/09/2026
I'm still paying for teenage mistakes. I could have spent all this money on something less bulky, like stamp-collecting or dating girls, but no....
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 04/09/2026
Gloria Steinem was the commencement speaker at my college graduation. She gave us some good advice I still try to follow. #RIP msmagazine.com/2026/09/03/r...
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Rest in Power: Gloria Steinem, Ms. Cofounder and Feminist Visionary - Ms. Magazine
Gloria Steinem, the journalist, organizer and cofounder of <em>Ms.</em> whose name became inseparable from the modern movement for women’s equality, died Wednesday, Sept. 2, at her home in New York City. She was 92. In 2001, Gloria came to Ellie Smeal and me to discuss the possibility of the Feminist Majority Foundation taking on the publication of <em>Ms.</em> She had rescued the magazine from a series of commercial publishers that had nearly killed it, and it was now facing the headwinds of a rapidly changing media landscape. We understood, we were being entrusted with far more than a publication—we were being asked to preserve an independent feminist institution, and to keep it alive, questioning and relevant for generations. That responsibility is more urgent today than at any time in recent memory. Gloria understood from the beginning that feminism needed its own media—not because feminists should withdraw from the larger public conversation, but because independent media can introduce truths the mainstream has not yet learned to recognize. Gloria Steinem changed the story women were permitted to tell about themselves. Now it is our responsibility to keep telling the truth.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 31/08/2026
Unless that someone is Donald Trump, in which case it means he never learned the word.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 30/08/2026
I asked #GoogleHome for the current weather in Holly, Michigan, and it told me "68 degrees with snow." Twice! WTF?
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 30/08/2026
We're visiting German Park for my annual adventure in German-Americaness.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 29/08/2026
It would be awesome if #FedEx didn't suck.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 23/08/2026
According to this morning's spam text, I am now owned by someone named David. I'm going to have to ask my imaginary company's HR department about this tomorrow.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 05/08/2026
I think the most questionable endorsement in today's #Michigan primary is the #Ypsilanti weed shop that wants a county sheriff to become Governor. Are they too stoned to realize he's a cop?
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 04/08/2026
I'm a Michigan Democrat who absolutely understands our tradition of running white moderates for the Senate, but I'm tired of it. I can't tell you anything special that those moderate accomplished, other than getting along with Republicans. You can't beat fascists by getting along with them.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 28/07/2026
I didn't know if my ballot box selfie is that good. I should ask the GOP operatives watching the place if they got a better picture of me.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 22/07/2026
Dude is confident that he would have knocked her up all seven times they had sex.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 17/07/2026
I just realized that I never get hit by the big food poisoning outbreaks because the big outbreaks are always iceberg lettuce, and I only buy green leaf lettuce. I'm too fussy for mass market parasites, is what I'm saying. www.cnn.com/2026/07/16/h...
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Cyclospora: Lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms, sold at Taco Bell linked to outbreak | CNN
Shredded iceberg lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms and sold at some Taco Bell restaurants has been linked to a multistate outbreak of cyclosporiasis, a source familiar with the investigation said Thursday.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 12/07/2026
My wife @coreyosullivan.com decided we needed more opportunities to show off the outfits she made us, so we're making our first visit to the Mid Michigan Enchanted Forest.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 09/07/2026
I didn't even realize that was still happening!
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 08/07/2026
Maybe he can appeal Iran's decision to FIFA, too.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 05/07/2026
Took @coreyosullivan.com to @holybones.bsky.social and got stabbed by her horns trying to take a selfie. At least my wife was amused.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 05/07/2026
A candidate dropping out after voting has started is upsetting, but doing so because Gary Peters thinks you should is offensive. #MalloryMcMorrow should be ashamed of herself. bridgemi.com/michigan-gov...
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 29/06/2026
They can't afford gas for their RVs!
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 28/06/2026
Followed @coreyosullivan.com to Kerrytown to document the adventures of her #MorrisDancing team.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 27/06/2026
I can't imagine why this ended up at the discount store.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 26/06/2026
It's always evening if you're sundowning.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 21/06/2026
Most of America had no idea the pool even had algae issues until Trump started bragging he'd defeated algae forever. The dumbfuck has Streisand-effected himself into another crisis.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 06/06/2026
Making a quick trip to @firstfridaysypsi.bsky.social with @coreyosullivan.com to try the vegan ice cream floats.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 05/06/2026
Donald Trump is 79. There's a non-zero chance he'll die on camera some day, just because his cabinet and the press pool refuse to notice his eyes are closed.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 04/06/2026
A GOP politician in Ohio would never admit to being a victim of male-on-male sexual harassment, because that sounds a little gay to Ohioans.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 01/06/2026
I'm looking forward to Joe Rogan hosting "60 Minutes" and announcing "I just found out who Walter Kronkite is."
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 30/05/2026
Found a forgotten #AffirmativeAction Advocacy DVD while sorting through my disc collection. It's my only #DVD where the case is just disintegrating. It's like a visual metaphor for our failure to defend social justice policies.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 30/05/2026
The dummy probably buys a new watch every time the battery dies in the previous watch, because he assumes the magic crystal has run out of good vibrations.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 28/05/2026
Good call. Whitmer's "cool mom" schtick isn't going to work with the national atmosphere of cultural war. She should get out of elected politics, and hope for a diplomatic appointment. Canada would love her as a U.S. ambassador. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
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Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer says she won’t run for president in 2028
“There will be a robust group of people running for president,” Whitmer said Thursday, adding, “I will not be one of them in 2028, I can tell you that.”
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 25/05/2026
Is he planning to ban Muslims from trains?
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 25/05/2026
They must be calculating the percentage by word count. "We just need Iran to agree to two more sentences!"
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 25/05/2026
No bikers at the #Ypsilanti #MemorialDay Parade this year, but they did have a bagpiper. @coreyosullivan.com would have liked that, but she's in Colorado.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 23/05/2026
My wife @coreyosullivan.com is still out of town, so I get to test new frontiers in questionable convenience food.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 23/05/2026
I'm getting the same error. The settings won't even display my bsky account name!
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 21/05/2026
Mike Duggan's biggest mistake was thinking people liked Mike Duggan. We Democrats barely tolerated the guy; as an independent, he had no supporter base. www.metrotimes.com/news/politic...
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How Mike Duggan’s independent campaign for governor fell apart - Detroit Metro Times
Mike Duggan’s independent campaign for governor began as a bold experiment in post-partisan politics and ended Thursday with a thud.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 21/05/2026
Put @coreyosullivan.com on a train to Colorado this morning, so I can live my wild bachelor life tonight! (I'm doing laundry and watching Netflix.)
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 17/05/2026
This is probably just other Republicans starting a rumor to undermine her because they're mad about the Truth Social posts. newrepublic.com/post/210363/...
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Trump Team Is Pissed at Aide Secretly Enabling Crazed Nighttime Rants
Natalie Harp is helping Donald Trump make dozens of late-night, conspiracy-laden posts.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 17/05/2026
Helping my wife @coreyosullivan.com get ready for a camping trip with her friends. Her technique for testing the fit of her old sleeping bags is a bit unconventional.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 16/05/2026
I thought the Old South Side community #yardsale might be an OK way to kill an hour in #Ypsilanti, but it only took 26 minutes to visit every yard and determine they had nothing interesting.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 14/05/2026
Gotta make video calls weird for the other person, though.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 11/05/2026
The personal blog I never update is going to need a new #domainname because #Verisign doesn't want to support legacy 3LDs anymore. Fuckers. domainincite.com/31699-verisi...
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Verisign to delete .name 3LDs and email addresses - Domain Incite
If you needed more evidence of how innovation-resistant the domain name industry can be, Verisign is killing off two non-standard services that have been running for a quarter-century. The registry plans to discontinue sales of third-level domains in the .name gTLD, along with an email forwarding service that offered punters personalized email addresses. .name is
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 04/05/2026
youtu.be/YdVMGKOFIwY...
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Neil Young - Ohio [Live At Massey Hall 1971] (Video)
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 03/05/2026
Restaurants ask Republicans who wear flag pins for identification, because they need to check their names against the Epstein Files.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 02/05/2026
There's a kid in line ahead of me complaining about his hometown #comicbook store selling "used comics" at cover price. Kids these days.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 02/05/2026
Standing in the annual long line at the annual #FreeComicBookDay in #AnnArbor. It's also graduation weekend at the University of Michigan, so kids keep wandering by in robes
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 30/04/2026
Somebody needs to get on that "disrobe the candidates and check for tattoos" beat for 2028. Like, do all their interviews in a sauna or something.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 30/04/2026
If he likes that, he's gonna love World War Trump.
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