Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 01/10/2026We've been married 12 years, but I think this is first time we've assembled furniture together. She's using a wooden mallet my father made in the 1960s for the final touches. 000
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 17/09/2026I'm still paying for teenage mistakes. I could have spent all this money on something less bulky, like stamp-collecting or dating girls, but no.... 000
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 30/08/2026We're visiting German Park for my annual adventure in German-Americaness. 010
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 23/08/2026According to this morning's spam text, I am now owned by someone named David. I'm going to have to ask my imaginary company's HR department about this tomorrow. 000
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 05/08/2026I think the most questionable endorsement in today's #Michigan primary is the #Ypsilanti weed shop that wants a county sheriff to become Governor. Are they too stoned to realize he's a cop? 000
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 28/07/2026I didn't know if my ballot box selfie is that good. I should ask the GOP operatives watching the place if they got a better picture of me. 000
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 12/07/2026My wife @coreyosullivan.com decided we needed more opportunities to show off the outfits she made us, so we're making our first visit to the Mid Michigan Enchanted Forest. 000
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 05/07/2026Took @coreyosullivan.com to @holybones.bsky.social and got stabbed by her horns trying to take a selfie. At least my wife was amused. 010
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 05/07/2026A candidate dropping out after voting has started is upsetting, but doing so because Gary Peters thinks you should is offensive. #MalloryMcMorrow should be ashamed of herself. bridgemi.com/michigan-gov... 010
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 28/06/2026Followed @coreyosullivan.com to Kerrytown to document the adventures of her #MorrisDancing team. 010
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 06/06/2026Making a quick trip to @firstfridaysypsi.bsky.social with @coreyosullivan.com to try the vegan ice cream floats. 150
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 30/05/2026Found a forgotten #AffirmativeAction Advocacy DVD while sorting through my disc collection. It's my only #DVD where the case is just disintegrating. It's like a visual metaphor for our failure to defend social justice policies. 020
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 25/05/2026No bikers at the #Ypsilanti #MemorialDay Parade this year, but they did have a bagpiper. @coreyosullivan.com would have liked that, but she's in Colorado. 020
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 23/05/2026My wife @coreyosullivan.com is still out of town, so I get to test new frontiers in questionable convenience food. 000
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 23/05/2026I'm getting the same error. The settings won't even display my bsky account name! 000
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 21/05/2026Put @coreyosullivan.com on a train to Colorado this morning, so I can live my wild bachelor life tonight! (I'm doing laundry and watching Netflix.) 120
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 17/05/2026Helping my wife @coreyosullivan.com get ready for a camping trip with her friends. Her technique for testing the fit of her old sleeping bags is a bit unconventional. 020
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 02/05/2026Standing in the annual long line at the annual #FreeComicBookDay in #AnnArbor. It's also graduation weekend at the University of Michigan, so kids keep wandering by in robes 100
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 05/04/2026Sure, an "intern" must have posted that, but the "interns" are probably the same ones managing the war plans, so it might as well be official. 000
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 28/03/2026There's a vendor at #NoKings #Ypsilanti selling anti-Trump t-shirts, but giving away his leftover 2024 #KamalaHarris merch. 020
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 20/03/2026Reddit's ad server is the dumbest. Why, yes. Hartford Insurance, tell me how to insure my small business against drone attacks! 010
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 14/03/2026I found this map of my hometown in an old government report yesterday. It shows an impressive eye for detail. 000
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 18/01/2026Spending my Saturday night keeping my wife out of trouble at the #Ypsilanti #Bourbon Festival. 020
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 13/01/2026I celebrate no religious holidays, but I do celebrate seasonal food. Eggnog season has given way to #pączki season, which is nature's way of telling us that I'm not going to lose any weight any time soon. 010
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 11/01/2026Noticed a new sticker trend in #Ypsilanti today. Can't say I'm surprised by it. 000
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 01/01/2026We started out at a surrealist masquerade. Not sure where we are now. Happy New Year! 010
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 05/12/2025First time seeing West Grand #Burlesque since they moved to Northville. @coreyosullivan.com got on stage for a selfie with the cast, because she's so extra. 010
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 29/11/2025Illegal dumping has long been a problem on the Superior Township end of Leforge Road, but now it's happening on the #Ypsilanti end. This dishwasher was dumped across the street from Peninsular Park! 000
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 22/11/2025The #Ypsilanti Cinemark seemed overwhelmed by the #WickedForGood crowd tonight. At one point, they had to stop people entering the 3D theater while the staff looked for more 3D glasses! 010
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 16/11/2025Sounds like something George Costanza would say. "That's the beauty of it, Jerry. The Supreme Court can't interfere! It's my signature policy!" 000
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 01/11/2025One last #Halloween party, at a "mead tasting room" that might be a converted carwash. WTF, #Ypsilanti? #MST3K 040
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 27/10/2025Maruchan advertising its cheapest #ramen on Facebook the week before #SNAP benefits are cut off. Awkward, to say the least. 010
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 25/10/2025"What's in that box?" I wondered when I saw it on the shelf at #Goodwill. The label they put on the box only sorta answered the question. 010
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 25/10/2025Took my wife @coreyosullivan.com to the #Ypsilanti #Cryptid Festival tonight. She bought some soap, but I thought the haunted caboose next store was more fun. 020
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 19/10/2025My wife @coreyosullivan.com keeping her #spookyseason going by dragging me to the Ann Arbor Oddities Bazaar and @holybones.bsky.social on the same day. 020
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 19/10/2025Took @coreyosullivan.com to the Sinner's Ball in Detroit last night. We were hoping for more of a #TheaterBizarre vibe than we got. I think the biggest problem was the audience was a bunch of squares. 140
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 18/10/2025Things are winding down at #NoKings #Ypsilanti. Heading home with a little bit more hope. 020
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 18/10/2025A second group of #NoKings protesters have taken to the streets in #Ypsilanti. I don't believe that's part of theplan. 131
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 18/10/2025Crowd inside the park lining up to march for #NoKings #Ypsilanti 152
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 18/10/2025The bar closest to the #Ypsilanti #NoKings protest emailed to invite protesters in for a beer. Is pregaming a protest a thing? 040
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 20/09/2025#Ypsilanti doing some landscaping and maintenance today on the city park in my neighborhood. It's a little weird that they're repainting gates which haven't been closed once in the 13 years I've been living here. They should probably just remove those. 010
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 15/09/2025It takes a lot to make me want to visit Grand Rapids, but I couldn't ignore my favorite band's reunion tour. Here comes #RiloKiley! 110
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 31/08/2025Meanwhile, my wife @coreyosullivan.com bought a bunch of vintage dress patterns. If the Gibson Girl look ever comes back into style, she is so ready! 010
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 31/08/2025diggers.media is closed, but I still have old cassettes I need to replace with #CDs. Seven bucks for three discs from three decades was an OK haul from today's #Ypsilanti #FleaMarket. 120
Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 10/08/2025diggers.media is closing next weekend, so my wife and I went crazy at their last sale. 110 DVDs @75¢ each! That's like 10 years of movies for us! 020
