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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remember these? The Atheist Crusades The Humanist Inquisition The Agnostic Witch Trials Nobody else remembers them either, because they're not religious fundies.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nobody has ever been imprisoned for heresy by humanitarians.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thanks Doobie Brothers. Xi had a place in his life...
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Humanitarians never tried anyone for witchcraft.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For god so loved the world he gave his only son just in time before there were DNA tests that could have shown his supposed legitimacy.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When AI finds itself mistaken, it makes stuff up (we call that AI hallucination). It does this to sound like it knows what it's talking about despite knowing it does not. Huh, so generative AI is religious then.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If Grifty McGriftFace so badly wants his name on a presidential memorial, I officially pledge $50 toward a gold plated dog turd inscribed with his name and redundant likeness.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Religions are exactly as abusive as societies allow.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Catholicism: Platitudes and gold and marble and statuary and stained glass and silk robes and real estate first. The hungry and homeless if we get to it.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why did a Russian oligarch fund much of Donald Trump Jr's lavish wedding? Putin on the ritz?
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hang on... You say Jesus always existed, just like his pappy and the holy ghostie thingy? And you say Jesus and papa and the holy ghostie are one entity? That means Jesus impregnated his own mother. So if it was real life, Jesus would be the original MF-er.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In god I've never trusted.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Boastful confidence in their doctrine turns some religions into willful ignorance. That's the line dividing religious people who can understand science from those who cannot.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I don't fear your god or your demons. In fact, I don't even care if your unicorn grazes in my yard. I only object when you expect me to act like I share your myths.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If Mike Johnson truly believed in intercessionary prayer, he would have prayed away the hornies instead of making his son play porn monitor buddy.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Matthew 5:13 "You are the salt of the earth" Steve 5:13 "I thought that was Lot's wife"
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Comedians 4:23 One day Jesus was taking a walk on the Red Sea when the water disappeared from underneath him and Jesus fell to the dry ground below. Jesus looked up and sayeth "WTF Moses?!?". Moses humbly replied "Jesus, I'm sorry, I didn't see you walking there".
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
America: The problem with amathia is that those exercising it neither care to learn what it is, nor would recognize that they are the cause. That's why I disparage willful ignorance.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
FedEx - When it absolutely positively won't be delivered the day we promised and we lie about attempting to deliver, blaming the recipient even when no signature is required.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I don't think a single (possibly AI) image explains a month of Schrödinger’s McConnell.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I wonder why the SS suddenly found Donny Boo Boo's AF-none so unsafe that he had to lie about why he wasn't flying it home.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A critical thinking child puts anything labeled "Because I said so" in the Dubious column.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Are we now going to war with the Islamic Republic of Japan? We need a Congress capable of ousting a lunatic.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's not impossible. If we taught our children empathy instead of mythology, doesn't that give them personal reasons to think critically? And would that not produce massively more solutions to shared problems?
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Remember when the god character wanted to kill Moses so Moses' wife Zipporah cut off their son's foreskin, rubbed it on Moses' foot, and said a weird thing so all was good? Why isn't that a movie? It has suspense, drama, magic, horror, and demands suspension of disbelief.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A talking snake convinces dirt boy and rib woman to eat a piece of fruit, and that destroys quality of life for everyone everywhere. Wonder why that's not a blockbuster movie.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I think a priest's vow of celibacy should explicitly make children off-limits too, because there seems to be some confusion.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I think Omaha needs a Banana Ball team - the OMA BALLS.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Sometimes a snowflake finds seashells frightening.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Trump said his "greatness" makes him a target. Fact check: Over 40 documented assassination attempts were made on Adolf Hitler's life during his time in power from 1933 to 1945.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
For Trump so loved the grift that he sacrificed his only friend, that whosoever pervs with him should not perish, but have everlasting profits.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Quick question: If she was turned into a pillar of salt for looking back, how did they know that happened without also looking back to see her?
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Hey RFK Jr, tell me if you've heard this one. A bear cub, a whale, and a raccoon walk into a bar...
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I'm not Catholic, but I side with Pope Leo, not Pope Pullamyfinger.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Exodus 23:19 "They call it a Royale with cheese." Sorry, I thought it was Quote Pulp Fiction As If It Was The Bible week.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
For Trump so loved the world he posted an image of himself as Jesus H Trump.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Happy Facepalm Sunday!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
No lies detected at #NoKings
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Let's be clear about the Meta / YouTube lawsuits. The companies are liable because the algorithms not only support predatory behavior, but even exhibit predatory behavior. It occurs because negative engagement can be more compelling than positive engagement.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Trump says he's negotiating with Iran but Iran says no. Who's he been talking to?
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I used to be glad I was not a Duggar. Now I'm super-ecstatic I am not a Duggar.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
BYD and Canada are talking manufacturing in Canada. The US may not keep them out much longer. That's great for consumers. With more than 10% of their employees being R&D, they're likely to remain the leader long-term. We in the US may learn you don't establish dominance by throwing hissy fits.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
In Jeremiah 31, the god character says nobody will have to proselytize because he will write his law in Israel's hearts. They'll just know so they don't need to teach about the god character. That never happened, so the whole idea of the new covenant is bullshit, like the dome holding up the sky.
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Why they want the religious to hate atheists
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
In 1962, we exploded nukes 500 times stronger than Hiroshima in space. Tell me again you believe the government thinks there's a god and a firmament up there?
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Steve @batutilitybelt.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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