BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 23hI remember as a kid seeing him on TV and being *told* he was cool, but not believing it. I asked "oh, what does he do?" cuz to me cool people were astronauts or Steve Irwin or racecar drivers. And that question was always met with confused silence. Says it all, don't it? 020
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Do you think these things can be rented? I have a LOT of painting to do in my ugly beige house 000
Reposted by BattleSlothM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Absolutely 👇 This....... 1013185375494
Reposted by BattleSlothAmanda Patterson @amandaonwriting.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If only it were this easy #funny #memes 141
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He's a never-was. How he's managed to fake it this long I will never understand. 120
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yes. 100%. Hell, 75 is extremely generous, methinks. 000
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There's a lady in my neighborhood who's basically the Karen neighbor from The House With A Clock In It's Walls, right down to the rat dog. She just screamed at my dog for existing and threatened to report her. I'd avoid her house but she lives right by the mailboxes. 100
Reposted by BattleSloth❀𝕀𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕪𝕞𝕒𝕞𝕒❀ @irmaspikeymama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Choose Wisely #VoteBlue 1115
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you have to ask it's a crow If it's a raven you know 110
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I only ever bothered to keep one "I Voted" sticker, and it was from the 2024 presidential election. Thought it might be the last time I'd ever get to vote and I wanted the physical momento. Since we ARE getting another shot it is INCREDIBLY important that we all take it. No excuses. 010
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Am I too old to participate in Mischief Night? Probably. Does this guy deserve dog shit on his porch? Yes. 001
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Word of advice: DON'T EVER take the muzzle off her. I wouldn't want to see her ATTACK anybody." Fuck. You. Asshole. The muzzle is a training tool, because it's a lot easier to expose her to people and teach her that strangers are generally OK when she couldn't possibly hurt anyone. 100
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"UH OH, IT'S THE ATTACK DOG." Sir, please don't give the entire neighborhood the wrong idea about my dog. She's reactive, not aggressive. She gets scared, so she gets scary. It's something that can be worked through and we ARE working through it. 100
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My Czech ancestors preferred to let gravity do the work. Where's the highest window in DC? 010
Reposted by BattleSlothMatthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What is the point of this stupid country if not that? Pack it up we’ve lost our reason to be 6721132
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That's a Totoro-ass tree. That tree has been around so long it's got it's own micro-ecosystem. It's BEAUTIFUL 010
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comSuzuki Iruma: Hyped and Amazed ReactionALT: Suzuki Iruma: Hyped and Amazed Reaction 000
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It IS the rudest thing a woman can do. Let's go, girls. 010
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The ice cream was a coping mechanismstatic.klipy.comHeath Ledger as Joker: And Here We CopeALT: Heath Ledger as Joker: And Here We Cope 000
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You know it's a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad day when you find yourself eating ice cream straight out of the half-gallon before noon. 120
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's beginning to look a lot like Samhain Eggings are in store And the thing that will make us sing Is the mischief that you bring To your neighbor's door! 010
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's beginning to look a lot like Samhain Everywhere you go There's a ghoul in the tower bell And one in the park as well It's the creepy kind that nibbles on your toes! 110
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wonder if cold blooded critters like touching us or being pet because we are warm. Is it nice? Is it uncomfortably hot? These are the philosophical questions I would research if I could wildshape. 021
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I get that it's a weird test that I need, and there's limited availability. But would it have killed them to at least ASK before setting the appointment? 010
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"You will show up at this time on this date or you won't have the test done at all. You really ought to be grateful you got this time slot. It's not our problem that it's an impossible ask, make it work or you won't get it at all. Oh it's extremely important? Then you'll figure it out won't you." 110
Reposted by BattleSlothThe Heart of the TARDIS @theheartofthetardis.politicalmemes.org · 27/09/2026The Heart of the TARDIS Posted #meme #memes #feminism #thunberg #gretathunberg #science 027
Reposted by BattleSlothXavieSan @xaviesan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I Can Help 👍 #VtubersEN #vtuberclip #memes #fypシ 021
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Lighting incense for you that it's over. In the meantime, rewatching all to support. 010
Reposted by BattleSlothMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Get out and vote! He literally had people raise their hands and pledge to cheat two weeks ago in Dallas. 32486632669
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cactus blossoms are so beautiful. Sharing so we can have something beautiful in our souls today. 020
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Tax em or we'll *have* to eat em just for the calories. 121
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don't have the characters-per-post or the gifs to describe how that just made me scream. I frightened my dog. I'm going to go take her to the park and take deep... DEEP breaths. 010
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My lesbian sister in Christ you are not immune to Sandra Dee Derangement just because you're throwing your self worth and identity away for a taco instead of a hot dog. 000
BattleSloth @battlesloth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026well hey if it's full of ordinance demolition will be a breeze. 000
Reposted by BattleSlothJennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That threat is just another lie to add to the long list of lies. 16426235