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BattGirl 🦇

@battgirlkc.bsky.social
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Bathing Beauty. Clever Conceptor. Frugal Foodie. Reformed Retailer. Have cape, will travel. (Just signal.) Kansas City/Las Vegas

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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hubby got up at 3 am for work, so no. I don’t think it’s too early for pajamas AT ALL.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I crack myself up. #Halloween
A clear glass jar full of red and green apples with a black and white “Poison” skull and cross bones label sitting on a granite counter.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Turned the a/c back on for sleeping. Hot flashes suck, friends.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pork butt was in the oven all damn day. The aroma is amazing. Can smell it outside through our open windows. Take THAT, neighbors I don’t particularly like!
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Excellent meal. Worth the hype. Highly recommend. And Happy Birthday to you, Mr. Swift. #1587Prime
Photo of a white marble table with a glass of Pinot Noir on the right and a Happy Anniversary sign on the left. Thanks, 1587!
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who has their Vegas Super Bowl trip booked?!? 🙋‍♀️ #Chiefs
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who’s up early for work? Blah.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First fire of the season!
Silver Solo Stove fire pit with a small fire inside. Gray and white outdoor rug and antique yellow glider in the background.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Displacing tiny mice while attempting yard work. So cute, but nope. They gotta go.🐁
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yippee! It’s a rare Friday night/clean sheet night.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Our Lyft driver tonight was named Bruce Wayne and honestly? I’ve never felt so seen.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally feels fall, y’all! Woo-hoo!
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is it that when I clean out the linen closet (and get rid of lots!) it never all fits back in there the same? I mean, shouldn’t I have TONS more room?!?
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
27 year-old electric hedge trimmers died 2/3 of the way through my front shrubs this morning… So that looks pretty.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spent $122 at Aldi today and I still don’t know what’s for dinner.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coming home from vacation isn’t nearly as much fun as leaving for vacation.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Went through the Clear line with my clear bag and they took it! Seriously? Do not recommend! #FooFighters
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Packed my better half’s suitcase with zero input… wish me luck.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Airport beers are the best beers. Cheers!
Cold beer in a KC Blvd. pint glass on a grey countertop at the airport.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hate packing. And the actual travel part isn’t my favorite either. But the destination? The food? The memories? Chef’s kiss.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fare thee well flippin 💯 degree days. Fare. Thee. Well!
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look what our parsley munchers become!!
Black swallowtail feasting on a pink geranium and lemonade lantana surrounded by green leaves a part of a wooden fence.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Our city is investing heavily in bike lanes which, sadly, seem to be used most often by old people on mobility scooters. Are those things even street legal?!? (No. No they are not.)
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The world is broken but the dik-dik is perfect
A wee baby dik-dik (weensiest antelope) drinking milk from a baby bottle because they are baby. This one is the babiest and makes life worth living to know they are alive. Holy fucking shit is it cute god damnThe same perfect teeniest antelope (which is a dik-dik) that's roughly 12 inches tall staring at the camera because they love you or would if they really KNEW you, the real you who is pure of heart deep down. A person's feet in slippers for scale
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Anyone hear how much money Jerry raised this year for MDA? #LaborDay
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wearher app says we are currently in the middle of a thunder storm. Thunder? Yes. Storm? Nope? Rain? Barely. C’mon Mother Nature!
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry… please effin rain!
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I “might” have been over served. FTR, I served myself.
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Kercher @kercher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pass the word.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dear Amazon, If the price of something in my cart goes up or down by .03, there’s no need to notify me. I may be cheap, but that small amount isn’t gonna temp me to buy now.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In other news, tomorrow is the last Wednesday for the Downtown OP Farmer’s Market. Sigh.
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Michael A. Stackpole 🇺🇦 @michaelastackpole.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
All I know is that the Batman would never call it Lake America.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Attention Mission, KS people! The new Trader Joe’s opens tomorrow at 9 am! This is not a drill!!!!
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hubby just caught a mouse in the kitchen using my new fancy peanut butter. At least his final meal was tasty. Sigh.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today hasn’t been my favorite. Fare thee well, August.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wearing a glorified muumuu in public, so apparently I’m in my Golden Girls era.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Garbage picking at the neighbors… got several sealed Bath & Body Works and Arbonne products; CDs; Royals baseball cards and a cute storage basket with a liner. Apparently I missed the giant pile last night. Sigh.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The moon is red and is wearing a tiny white hat!
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Apparently we’re haning a lunar eclipse right now. Looks like cookie monster took a giant bite out of the moon. Guess he like cheese as well as cookies! 🌙
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Have you seen the moon lately?!? Holy cow. She’s huge!
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I drive an old (classic?) convertible. Top only goes down when it wants to. Sadly, it rarely wants to go back up afterwards without major assistance. It went down easy-peasy Friday. Fun! Currently stuck. Boo! So no driving in the rain for me this week!
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Teenage girlie beside me coloring and watching Friends like it’s 1998. 💗
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sitting next to a dude with a sketchbook.. so jelly! I can do that! Or at least I COULD!
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bartender at the airport says, “Good to see you again!” Ummmmm… Wha? Nope. Not me. Yah. Fine. I’ll have the usual. Cheers.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Things you learn when you go to the “beauty shop” on a random Thursday morning… “Butter pecan ice-cream is actually a protein cuz nuts.” -completely serious elderly woman in the chair before me
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Stopped at an estate sale in my neighborhood… y’all know how freaking heavy an old concrete birdbath is?!? Also, I drive a tiny car. So tiny.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Former coworker randomly reached out after several years… told her the truth about why I left. She didn’t like it. Told me “NO.” Um… it was my experience. My truth. You asked. Why the judgement NOW?
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Matriarchy Now @matriarchy.now · 11/08/2026
If we haven't been reminding you enough, vote because your life depends upon it.
Women entering a voting booth with white hoods and red robes. Exiting the voting booth wearing whatever clothes they choose.
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BattGirl 🦇 @battgirlkc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Wasn’t gonna drink today, but managed to hang my new light blocking mini blinds all by myself, so cheers!
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