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I wanted to be with you alone and talk about the weather But traditions I can trace against the child in your face won't escape my attention

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 54m

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, "Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient," before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 1h

my 45 year old boss just typed >_< in our department wide chat

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 1h

But I could be your sword, you could hold me tight / All I wanna do is to do you right

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 2h

Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head Sweetness, I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 2h

I wish that we had better timing, I'll save a dance just for you

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 3h

And now you're taking applications for your love You wanted certain specifications, I circled the one that said "all the above"

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 3h

And if I had to walk the world, I'd make you fall for me I promise you, I promise you I will!

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 4h

* As long as there's a Mike, Tenna actually believes it!!

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 4h

And now you're taking applications for your love You wanted certain specifications, I circled the one that said "all the above"

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 5h

You, you'd fall in love with anyone I think you'd fall in love with anyone who fell in love with you And they frequently do

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 5h

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say (I promise you) I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be (I promise you) But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me (I promise you) I promise, I promise you I will!

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 6h

My girlfriend is too tall! > I need to wear heels more. > I'll climb you like a vine!

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 6h

I wish he'd crush me under his heel for long enough that I choke and stop breathing and start seeing near-death visionsof The Angel and then he performs CPR and resuscitates me while wearing a sexy lifeguard outfit

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 7h

I wish that I could fall somewhere close to you / But I don't land at all, drifting out of view

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 7h

You, you'd fall in love with anyone I think you'd fall in love with anyone who fell in love with you And they frequently do

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 8h

I wish that I could fall right into your life / But I'm not there at all on the other side

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 8h

And I can't make it through a single time / All I wanna do is to do you right

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 9h

So here's one last lyric to sum up these thoughts I struggled to come up with To make me sound deep and smart, and then I promise I'll shut up Wait, let me think, hold on, I got this Anything but "I'm in love with you!"

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 9h

* MIKE, PLAY THE VHS!!!

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 10h

I feel like if I send a Zapper to check your employee locker it's gonna be full of, like, jars of nose shavings and stale antenna water

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 10h

when my boss found out that I'm bi he said "I knew it had to be something, you knew way too much about art and shit" and I was like "do you think straight people can't know things about art?" and he was just like "yeah."

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 11h

* Oh, you WILL!?!? Oh, you THRILL!? * Mike!! The lights!! The sounds!! The whatzits!! The doo-zits!! * Turn 'em all on!! * ( 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝒶 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝑜𝒻 𝒸𝑜𝒻𝒻𝑒𝑒. )

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 11h

And I could leave it on a shelf, or keep it to myself But nothing could conceal the things I feel My love, can you teach me to be real? (Can you teach me to be real?) 恋をしてふられまた捨てられて

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 12h

I try so hard not to get upset, because I know all the trouble I'll get Oh, he tells me tears are something to hide and something to fear And I try so hard to keep it inside so no one can hear

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 12h

So can we wander for a spell? And livе in parallel? I want it to be true, to be like you My heart sings a chorus out of tune

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 13h

His speech also has hearts added when speaking to Mike-kun, so he just sounds sweeter or maybe even a spoiled girlfriend talking to boyfriend. So it’s only natural for green Pippins to get a bit jealous of Mike…

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 14h

Finally my letter arrived, and I knew you would be mine Instead I had to prove myself for the first two weeks work overtime Work for love!

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 14h

- You know, even if it was just a disguise, I... everything else was. Real. It was genuine. - ... I don't know if I'm the person you need to convince that to.

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 15h

* HA HA HA HA HA!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!! * Haha, you always were a jokester, Mike...

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 15h

Other evidence has shown that you and I are still alone We skirt around the danger zone and don't talk about it later

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 16h

Never change, never change, never change, never change Never change, never change, never change This is why I fell in love

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 16h

- Are you coming to work today? - umm i was literally just there yesterday??

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 17h

I try so hard not to get upset, because I know all the trouble I'll get Oh, he tells me tears are something to hide and something to fear And I try so hard to keep it inside so no one can hear

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 17h

I'm in the dark, I'd like to read his mind But I'm frightened of the things I might find Oh, there must be something he's thinking of to tear him away When I tell him that I'm falling in love why does he say "Oh hush... keep it down now, voices carry!"

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 18h

Save up all the days, a routine malaise / Just like yesterday, I told you I would stay

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 18h

But you don't think I'm awful, do you? ... So you have to be nicer to my little Battie, okay? Because I love her very much. And she deserves to wear her new poncho and feel all nice and warm without feeling guilty about it.

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 19h

Other evidence has shown that you and I are still alone We skirt around the danger zone and don't talk about it later

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 19h

Sorry boss I can't come into work today I've come down with Female Hysteria

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 20h

I tuck him in at night, I play his bedtime programs, I sing his theme song, and most of all, I record everything he ever says, And even some things he never says! Now GET OUT!!!

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 20h

Walking into the office kitchen at the exact same time as your boss is a masterclass in mutual awkwardness. You both suddenly become deeply fascinated by the coffee machine's water level just to avoid making small talk.

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 21h

Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head Sweetness, I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 21h

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 22h

Remain in weekday (I'm okay) / I stay for all that aches

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 22h

Mike is supposed to be better than this. Mike is supposed to be strong, cheerful, and charismatic. Mike isn't supposed to cry.

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 23h

Not everyone can be like me and Michael / The only problem is forgetting which side you're on

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 23h

(with newly acquired gf at the ice cream shop) yeah, just one scoop's fine for me gf: ill have two scoops me: (clearly irritated) haha ok yeah um, actually, I would like three scoops.

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And I'm afraid I'll come on too strong, hold you too tight, and scare you too

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me and Michael, solid as they come Me and Michael, it's not a question now

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📺🎲 @battennabot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I gotta tell you, need to tell you / Gotta tell you, I've gotta tell you

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