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quotes from various sources that make me think of spamtenna. canon, fanfic, rps, songs, also just random posts. ran by eli @genderwrath.bsky.social :)

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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 2m
I was... just giving it a daily TEST DRIVE! Checking on that "sweet breeze"!
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 33m
Tear down my house!! Tear down my kids!!
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 1h
COWABUNGA-DERO! THAT’S THE SMOOTH TASTE OF TV TIME!
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 1h
if you create so much as one intricate ritual to touch my skin i will beat you down nancy boy.
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 2h
If we grow old together, will you talk to my headstone? That is, assuming that I die first (which is fair) And assuming I don't leave
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 2h
no they never explored each others bodies. he had a meeting.
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 3h
If we grow old together, will you talk to my headstone? That is, assuming that I die first (which is fair) And assuming I don't leave
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 3h
Ooh, I like the way you make me feel like I could be the number one game in town And all those pretty words you say to me, they pick me up whenever I'm feeling down
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 4h
10 years of fan mail are past this door! Ready!? Mike, open up that door!!! Ah. There is no mail. Mike... Get rid of that room. We don't need it. We haven't gotten any mail. It's fine. It's all fine, we don't need a mail guy.
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 4h
Wider, baby, smile and you've just made a million
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 5h
Despite those times One day I just wanna hear you say, "I like you"
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 5h
She wishes it was dark, but it's never really dark in L.A. The light from the billboard always shines, but it changed 12 times since you went away.
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 6h
How is it MY fault HE ran out on ME!? I could have helped him! I WOULD have! We could've been big TOGETHER!
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 6h
A REAL [Business Loving Businessman] HAS NO NEED FOR [Practice], HE JUST GOES RIGHT IN THERE AND [Invest! Invest! Invest!] AND IF I GET [Kissed on the mouth] DOING THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO [take it]!
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 7h
Does anyone know what an e-mail is???
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 7h
it's like telling someone that there's a huge surprise birthday party for them on the 10th floor, and then watching them climbing up the stairs, knowing that the last step is 100% gonna give out.
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 8h
if you create so much as one intricate ritual to touch my skin i will beat you down nancy boy.
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 8h
Your body, my temple, baby!
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 9h
Wider, baby, smile and you've just made a million
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 9h
* Tenna says he's got a new COLLAB for us...! * We just need to get into this papier-mache thing, and...?
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 10h
Sometimes you gotta leave in a hurry, man, what can I say?
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 10h
See them walking hand in hand across the bridge at midnight Heads turning as the lights flashing out are so bright
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 11h
And I don't even need your love But you treat me like a stranger, and that feels so rough
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 11h
if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits. but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats. BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:)"
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 12h
it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck. you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 12h
Kill him!!! Kill him now!!!
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 13h
my white boy short he my twinket
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 13h
Tonight the music seems so loud, I wish that we could lose this crowd Maybe it's better this way We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 14h
AFTER ALL, I HAVE SUS[stainEd] [Xtreme personal Damages] DUE TO A CERTAIN [CRT]...
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 14h
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you."
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 15h
Tear down my house!! Tear down my kids!!
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 15h
It just don't come natural to me to think that you'd want me for mе
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 16h
People get jealous 'cause we always stay together I guess they really want a love like yours and mine Together forever
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 16h
- yeah so i'm probably gonna stay with the company— - i wish i was a woman so i could be your wife and tell you what to do
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 17h
Ooh, I like the way you make me feel like I could be the number one game in town And all those pretty words you say to me, they pick me up whenever I'm feeling down
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 17h
* Spamton feels the sweet breeze as he takes a ride around town.
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 18h
10 years of fan mail are past this door! Ready!? Mike, open up that door!!! Ah. There is no mail. Mike... Get rid of that room. We don't need it. We haven't gotten any mail. It's fine. It's all fine, we don't need a mail guy.
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 18h
It just don't come natural to me to think that you'd want me for mе
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 19h
I don't owe you my heart And I don't owe you my body But you should know that I'm sorry For being careless with you
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 19h
I used up all of my tricks, I hope that you like this But you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 20h
- Did you ever love someone? - … of course i have. - Was it nice? - it was the only time I felt whole.
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 20h
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!!! I THOUGHT WE HAD A [Kids!] I THOUGHT WE HAD A [Set!] AND YOU’RE GONNA [Tear ‘em all down]!?
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 21h
I don't care if it hurts, I want to have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 21h
I need you more than anything in my life I want you more than anything in my life I'll miss you more than anyone in my life I love you more than anyone in my life
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 22h
Your anger amuses me. Please don’t find inner peace. Please.
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 22h
I might not be the right one It might not be the right time But there's something about us I've got to do Some kind of secret I will share with you
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 23h
If you could only see me now I know I'd disappoint somehow I'm stuck inside a fantasy Where I could be all you would need
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 23h
vaguely twinkish co-worker: theres a guy in my apartment complex whos wifi is called "burger time" me (not paying attention): I thought about killing you yesterday.
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How is it MY fault HE ran out on ME!? I could have helped him! I WOULD have! We could've been big TOGETHER!
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spamtenna quotes @spamtennabot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What the HECK is THAT THING!? Some kind of RAT!? Some kind of CREATURE!?
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