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cedar-riverside is in a city. cities have higher crime rates than suburbs and rural areas. fucking duh. there are certainly gang issues in somali communities in minneapolis. this is not endemic to somalis. fucking duh. somalis are fucking gorgeous people. in short, fuck donald trump. 3/3

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Safemap - Interactive Crime Heatmaps for US Cities

the violent crime rate in the twin cities, as in minnesota, is lower than the national average. the cedar-riverside neighborhood in minneapolis, which has the largest concentration of somalis in the city, is rated 'safe' by safemap.io, with typical rates of crime for the city. 2/3

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Interactive crime heatmaps for US cities. Make informed decisions about where you live, work, and explore.

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i know y'all know this, but here are some facts: ~111,700 somalis live in minnesota (80% live in the twin cities) there are 5.83m minnesotans. fewer than 2% of them are somali. the violent crime rate in the twin cities, as in minnesota writ large, has been on the decline since 2022. 1/3

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there was a lot of early voting activity this afternoon at the election office for my increasingly blue county. i think i'm prepared to say...that the usmnt will win the 2030 world cup.

motherfucker has an ivy league diploma. come get your boy, yale.

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her divorce lawyer: can your voice model read this?

part of it is that we don't want to let her parents or her down. whereas with our kids, we told them from the jump they were accountable for their own success or failure. or maybe we were just lazy. either way, it's been a rewarding start. more to come as the saga unfolds. and AMA, i guess. 5/5

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we're checking her grades, emailing her teachers, making sure she's on her homework (which is silly, because so far the academic rigor of u.s. high school pales in comparison with that of germany). i should note that her dad is a college friend, and we've known the kid since she was a baby. 4/5

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she's a lovely kid. fits right in, does her laundry, bakes a mean cake, quick to laugh, loves soccer. it's been a great experience. the fascinating part to me is this: my wife and i are way more invested in her academic life than we were our own kids (both now college graduates). 3/5

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then the family moved to munich. so she speaks fluent unaccented american english in addition to german. but she doesn't speak american teenager as well. nonetheless, she's made some friends and seems to be adjusting well. straight a's in school, a little social life - nothing crazy. 2/5

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my wife and i are in the middle of an unintentional but fascinating sociological experiment. we're hosting an exchange student from germany for the year. she's in 11th grade. bit of a twist - she was born in the u.s. to an american father and german mother. lived in boston until she was 5. 1/5

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what is dude on the left looking at? at least the other chucklefuck has his eye on the ball.

as a completely impartial observer*, i find it interesting that the red sox got swept by the yankees and their fans are pleased with the season on balance, while the yankees embarrassed the sox, advanced a round further, and their fans are bummed with the season. *yes, totally. it me.

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E5? Maybe. Decent 1B picks that one.

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You make Daisy Mayhem ambassador, you get the Laff-a-Lympics.

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mesa's gonna wear one next time around. probably doesn't care. but it's gonna hurt.

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That ball is out in 1/30 MLB parks. Hate to see it.

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They’re all just such fucking loser dorks. And we’re paying for the fact that they know it deep down.

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The legal version of “nothing to see here”.

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i know what espn is, and i guess i shouldn't be surprised, but the saban hagiography (a dude they employ) is more than a little tiresome, especially while he's actively punching down on players.

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these fuckers are never, ever beating the weird-ass fucking freaks allegations.

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why did he post this like he died? other than the obvious answer, which is that he's a moron.

Recovered like Iron Balls McGinty. Only question now is how many goals we win the 2030 World Cup final by.

ah, a small government conservative in the wild

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Reyna deserved that, but it should’ve been the third or fourth of the match.

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I think he’s just more a redass who never stops flying around.

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Canada seem far better prepared to play this kind of match than the U.S. Good opportunity to see if we can adjust. Also, put Cavan in as soon as possible. Little heat-seeking ball of scrap.

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Raines is gonna want these first 20 minutes back.

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