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Batogato

@batogato.bsky.social
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It's Chaos. Be Kind. Author, The Adventures of JoJo The Small Town Hound (tinyurl.com/289p4zvu), high school soccer coach, older than you think.

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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 5h
jumped a chainlink fence to retrieve a ball at soccer practice last night. one of the kids offered to do it, but i told her "better i get hurt doing this than you do". made it over/back without incident - not gracefully. woke up this morning to find an inch-long bruise on my sternum. brilliant.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 7h
A-fucking-men
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 7h
after last night, i see no reason to change my belief that the usmnt will most likely win the 2030 world cup.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 15h
last time the sox got smoked this bad in a postseason game, they won their next 8.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 16h
YEAH, WELL, THE BRUINS BEAT THE RANGERS.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 22h
donnie baseball was a genius. until he wasn't.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dude on the left is all "sure hope dad has another friend in washington"?
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Emma doesn’t rate Hal, which bums me all the way out.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i would fucking die of embarrassment
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pablo walking the streets like omar
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sirianni calling someone that word and then not going for it there? okay, fake tough guy.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Breaks the fourth wall to say, “No. Fuck. Not Belding.”
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if your team didn't make the mlb playoffs and you're trying to choose a team to support, remember the most important rule of thumb in these situations: figure out which team has payton tolle on it, and back them
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
upon reflection, atlanta city fc is a lame name that will create acronym confusion with angel city fc. and the former's logo, while not bad, is light years worse than the latter's, which is one of the best badges ever created. nice work setting your club us an an inferior copy, atlanta.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its ass when it jumps. what's your point, doofus?
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The ATL FC was right there!
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyone seen these guys?
cast of the a-team pictured facing the camera. four men, clockwise from left: well-dressed white guy in khaki pants and light blue sport coat, another white guy wearing a hat and leather jacket, muscular black dude, shirtless with a mohawk and heavy beard - lots of gold chains around his neck, slightly older white man seated with a cigar in his mouth.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How long has Madonna been a dork?
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have heard of Madonna. For long enough to believe that her winning the VMA for artist of the year is absurd.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i shudder to think of what that rolling stone dude would make of me having never heard of the person who won the first vma of the night, nor any of the best new artist nominees.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PJ Fleck, it is known, is a crazyperson.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So we’re pretty much winning the 2030 Men’s World Cup, no?
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hall held off a grown-ass man to keep his position and get to the ball. Impressive.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not sure that was even a foul
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sullivan’s maybe tried to do too much at times, but he clearly isn’t scared of the level, and he certainly looks like he belongs. Really like the way the USMNT are moving off the ball in possession.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Godammit, nobody hates your white son, you absolute moron
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
today, we're taking our german exchange student to richmond to: - see a civil war museum - visit an urban college campus - attend a benefit concert to raise money towards a trans dude's top surgery kid'll get the full american monty
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Curt Cignetti is gonna bite the head off a live animal of some sort, and soon.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God's usually a bit more subtle. But He's been known to drown stuff when He's really pissed.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
love that for jess, and that shot was sublime, but murphy's gotta do better, no?
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pablo putting up Wilt in ‘61-62 numbers
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
crazy-ass local news: the governing body for VA high school sports just dropped a realignment plan. of note to me, john r. lewis high in springfield is now in a region where the closest competitor is in sterling (25 miles) and the furthest in winchester (78). hope those kids like studying on buses.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whoa! Everton is gonna get relegated for this.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The babies in this grainy picture of a picture were married 27 years ago today. Two babies of their own now college graduates. Hope the next 27 are as eventful and full of love.
Young woman and man foreground, smiling broadly. They’ve been drinking. She’s in a sundress, he’s got a tie on with a white dress shirt. They’re at an outdoor horse race. Crowd behind them. And some port-a-johns.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This was my Dad’s
Baby dinosaur wearing a diaper and a yellow t-shirt, holding four cookies
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
man, @theonion.com's shooting percentage is astronmical. they just don't miss.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
too late, matt. i already transed one of my kids. and they're thriving.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
here's a fun story from my long-ago past. i worked for a company with DoD customers, so i was at a miltech conference in tampa. on the last night of the conference, i was in the hotel bar with some colleagues - mostly retired military. a furry convention was scheduled to start the next day. 1/2
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
slapping this alongside cotton's sycophantic ass is perfection. some editor at fox is a hip, hip lady.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kids, you know what to do.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i love almost everything about this amazing tool. i wish they'd refrain from talking about ahead/trailing (though i understand why and what they mean) because it feeds into the GOP conspiracy theories about the timing of counted ballots having an impact on results.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i was pretty firmly convinced as an 8 year-old that the world itself was in black and white until someone invented color in the 50s. that's what all my grandparents' old photos suggested.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Verdict from my living room: Ezra Frech has some swag
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fine, I’ll bite. 25-yard field goal is a layup. Gimme that. Miss me with the putt. I’d feel pretty good about the penalty, depending on the keeper. If I warm up, I can still routinely make 80/100 free throws. In an empty gym. By myself. I don’t trust me under that kid of pressure.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Come on. These are names made up by some knockoff video game that didn’t get licensed by the MLBPA.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sentencemaxxing
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
david bannon in the seventh sign
jurgen prochnow portrays david bannon in 'the seventh sign'. in the image, a dark-haired man in his late 30s/early 40s with blood streaming from his temple down his face looks at the camera. his head is nearly parallel with the bottom of the frame - he looks up at an angle with a knowing mien.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if we could figure out how to disqualify psychopathic narcissists from public office we'd go a long way to remedying some of the things that need remedying.
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are certain indications that your school has a healthy football program, and the things coming from boulder of late suggest that colorado...does not. buffs' athletic program overall is really strong, though limited in scope. 1/2
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Batogato @batogato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is an issue so few voters actually care about. If the Dems can’t take this nothingburger of an attack and use it as a club, then Lord help us all.
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