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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 1h
They get trained to handle all kinds of distractions, and they can fail out of the program for it! The first puppy I raised failed for being "small dog distracted" and "bird distracted", which was a surprise to everyone since we practiced both. He was a good boy anyway though.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 2h
Got a request from a user to add a feature to allow ai, "like Claude" to connect to our product and read all the data. It's all bank info, I'm sure there's fine right? The kicker: they say to use ai to build it so it should only take a few days. I need more coffee before this gets a response.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 15h
Can the power stop going out once an hour?? Tf is going on??
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hoping to see some protest guidance that isn't just tell the admin they suck. Things like protesting anyone that might be hosting it, pressuring cloudflare and AWS to not allow their services to be used to stream murder. IDK.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"hey let's have our outsourced support use chat got to check their logic and responses! What could go wrong?" I scream and I scream and I scream.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They want to plunder the pcef for police and moda but won't do fuck all for schools? Their priorities are pretty clear.
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Community Protection Broadcast @cpb.works · 07/10/2026
PPS is facing a $65 Million deficit, so it’s proposing to close up to 14 Portland Public schools. Meanwhile Mayor Wilson & Portland City Councilors Clark, Zimmerman, Novick, Ryan, Smith, Pirtle-Guiney, Dunphy, etc… opted to give $400 Million to a billionaire for a sports stadium. Vote accordingly!
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SML Jackie Chu Teaches Basic Math
Alt: SML Jackie Chu Teaches Basic Math
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Community Protection Broadcast @cpb.works · 07/10/2026
Don’t rank Clark, Novick, or Zimmerman.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hate that question because it requires such an increasingly unlikely set of circumstances that it becomes useless- could we not call out for help? Was there no one that could have prevented these people being on the track? I reject the premise because it teaches us nothing rabble rabble rabble
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gorgeous morning- delicious coffee from Riot Bloom after breakfast at pips. I got the carrot cake with espresso. Really tasty. I gotta try them again for these other flavors.
The menu for Riot BloomAn iced carrot cake latte with cream cheeseA fallen fall leaf on a windshield
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She won't chew on anything else but if I have Skittles? She goes to town. She will try to carry it off! This one was full and so a little too heavy for her. I took it away shortly after but this is evidence that my child is a criminal.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ok might have to try that because mtn dew zero is probably one of my least favorite zero sugar sodas.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like the Jack Black Face Buff, it's not SUPER abrasive but it does feel nice and scrubby which is satisfying. As a kid we all scrubbed with salux cloths until we were pink but i can't recommend using em on your face- we did, but uhhh... you're probably not supposed to.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's Wearingeul The Phantom of the Opera! It's so pretty, even without the red. It's my first foray into fancy inks. www.gouletpens.com/products/wea...
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Wearingeul The Phantom of the Opera - 30ml Bottled Fountain Pen Ink - The Goulet Pen Company
This 30ml glass bottle of Wearingeul The Phantom of the Opera is a blue fountain pen ink with a red sheen.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My hand is a little shaky but my lovely ink isn't really just blue- if I had nicer paper there would be a red sheen as well. Also, Italic nibs are the best and if I'd learned to write using one I would have been spared so much trauma. Not all of it, but a surprising amount.
"The Phantom of the Opera" written on white paper using The Phantom of the Opera ink. It is blue, what I'd call Dragoon Blue because I'm a dork. But if you know what the dragoon job gear from ffxiv looks like, it's that color.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All she does is harp about Trump, and so Drazan has an ad now specifically calling that out. I'm loathe to give her any credit but the drazan ads that she isn't in are smart. Whoever is running kotek's campaign needs to wake tf up.
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Portland DSA @portlanddsa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I bet he’s thinking about other women…”

*What  he’s actually thinking about*

Picture of Mitch Green with caption “Portland city councilors push to tax big businesses”
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's especially frustrating because if she does lose, all the resist scolds will pop up to shout that we got what we voted for. Because candidates are precious flowers who shouldn't have to put in any work to get votes. Drazan's ads are perfect for low info voters, and kotek seems not to care.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's why I pick that too, though I'm solidly in the millennial group so my vote might not matter as much. Yeah the egg brain was iconic, but it doesn't get as much use anymore. Meanwhile, "i learned it by watching you" has comedic use that will stand the test of time.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is pretty brilliant!
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm ready to go back to bed and I haven't even left it yet.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aw, how cute- wait, it does what? #WelcomeToElderfield
A screenshot from the game Welcome to Elderfield. It shows the Offhand Equipment screen, highlighting an item called Cat Stuffy +5, and its stats. The description of the item is:
"Soft and cute, it whispers dark secrets in your ear sometimes.
15% chance to add +1 (sword) when attacked."

It does... what???
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yeah well when someone sits in front of the e in earthquakes it looks like it says "fartquakes". so, you know... nyehh
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe they need to have some coffee as part of their warm-ups, this quite the pattern of interesting starts. Or dunk everyone's heads in ice water first? #rctid
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Portland DSA @portlanddsa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
None of those candidates sought Wilson’s endorsement
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love the sound of rain this is so soothing I love Portland.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I never make joke characters for d&d but i'm making an exception for a 1-shot where we may or may not all be mushroom people. But I genuinely need a better name than Bethan Binters.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don't work harder or smarter. Work darker. Use your knowledge of ancient magic to call upon the old gods. Turn all CEOs into newts & ferns. Cover all data centers in moss & wildflowers and let the raccoons have them. You deserve a rest.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Really hoping this actually gets him more votes! anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see the ppb are a bunch of qualling fen-sucked barnacles.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steve Novick is a whiny loser who would burn the city down if you hurt his feelings. He should not be governing. He speaks nothing but madman's humours and grumbling. A peevish onion eyed clotpole.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I still had a great time watching the boys. Surman is always very fun to watch and there were some really solid moments. I imagine next practice will be a lot of shooting ! #rctid
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The ball's gotta go to someone, guys. Ideally someone in Green and Gold. #rctid
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libertybiberty delenda est @palkyrie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's completely nailed how to respond to a bad faith attack from the right.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know it's a meme that everything is a JJBA reference but there's definitely a reference to Doppio in the mines in the Old Woods in Welcome to Elderfield.
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The Blogging Goth @theblogginggoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Many Scary Returns to Cassandra Peterson, aka #Elvira - born September 17 1951.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's bullshit and I hate that they put you all through it. Why are the adults in the room all the youngest members??? It's embarrassing.
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Baby Bestiary @babybestiary.com · 16/09/2026
“In a hole in the ground there lived an owlbear. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole. It was an owlbear-hole, and that means feathers, hoots and plenty of comfort." Pretty sure that's the line. #TTRPG #DnD #Owlbear #DungeonsAndDragons #TheHobbit
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Leanna Renee Hieber @leannareneehieber.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More edits in full swing! In addition to my Gothic novel RAVENFIELD HALL, I have ANOTHER BOOK coming out next year! DEAD RINGER, set in 1892 NYC, stars an adorable disaster of a telephone operator, the ghost who floats through her console for help solving her murder + a hot civil rights lawyer.
"DEAD RINGER
by
Leanna Renee Hieber, copyright 9/2026, forthcoming from City Owl Press


Prologue:
1892 Manhattan

The late Anne Calder Griswold, freshly a ghost, was just getting used to the strange sensation of floating above the lavish appointments of her Fifth Avenue mansion when a sound from the study chilled her already cold, vaporous echo of skin. She drifted closer to listen in."
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh my gods, now someone at work shared that a customer has included spending on their cats in their FUTURE retirement planning and there's an event for 3 cats, then 2 a few years later. What the fuck, universe?!
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
While pulling up a recent picture of my parents cats my phone decided to show me instead a video from 2018 of my cat eating chicken. This video was significant because she was not doing well, and I was happy she was eating. It didn't last. This is a terrible way to start the day.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
people laugh when i say stardew is stressful but it really is! I've found Welcome to Elderfield to be a bit less so, though.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
you sure are, bud! won't catch me sayin otherwise to that face! @elderfieldofficial.bsky.social
A screenshot from Welcome to Elderfield. It shows the Mayor, a terrifying being with no face- just bright red orbs and rows of teeth. He wears a gold crown with red gems and has a sign that says "MAYOR" nailed (?!?) to his... body? There is a textbox that says:
Mayor
"I am the benevolent Mayor of this town."
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've only read the first two books so far but they're really charming and fun!
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My cat, who is usually yelling at me constantly for love and attention, who is attached to me at the hip, is ignoring me. I've been gone for 4 days. I thought she'd be excited to see me. She barely acknowledged me. She's not mad, she just doesn't care. NGL I'm kinda heartbroken.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Absolutely doing that, thank you for the recommendation!
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm a dork and make jokes that only i laugh at, one of which being "everyone needs a Little Death once in a while" when we die in a game. So naturally I had to get this. It was good. To hell with Hemingway this is my joke now.
A picture of a wine glass filled with a drink, ice, and a lemon peel twist. The lemon scent was STRONG in a good way, not in a "someone cleaned here" way. Lovely and refreshingA picture of a drink menu, the primary focus being Little Death in the Afternoon: 
Anise, wormwood, prosecco, and dashes if absinthe served over ice.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I cropped out the cat for you- here's Cinco, a blue heeler who is perpetually dusty. Just the dustiest girl. But she's a good girl!
A picture of a blue heeler dog- she's white and slate with tan splotches. She is looking up over a deck waiting for someone to throw her ball. Good girl, Cinco. I wanted to name her Gatito but was overruled.
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I got burned in the shade. I'm in misery. Don't be me! 🦞🦇
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BatLadyRie @batladyrie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My parents views have become more progressive than centrist, blessedly, but they definitely disagree that data centers are a legit concern. They insist it's a "small town problem" and "a distraction". That's certainly a perspective, though I wonder if it's affected by their proximity to SF+tech.
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