Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’m watching this nature documentary and why are they saying puma and jaguar like PYUMA and JAGYUAR …. That’s just straight up not right! 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I s2g British people just make up new pronunciations of words just to sound more British 110
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Anyway… I have a photo from October 4th 2025 that has at least ten wasps all congregating just on the inside of both window screens & I know there were more flying around outside… so I’m hoping the fact that I’ve only seen like 3-4 wasps total means it won’t be as bad this year 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 12/10/2026On top of the fake decoys I also sprayed peppermint oil spray around my windows…. Allegedly they hate the smell 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Ok the bigger one managed to escape back outside but the smaller one (the one that showed up first) is still stuck rip I lowkey feel bad for it… & I can still see a wasp or two flying around but they aren’t going near my windows as much so I hope my wasp deterring strategy actually works… 110
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It seems like they are actually trying to climb out but they just can’t… wtf 000
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 12/10/2026So I put up my wasp decoys this morning but I don’t think they are working that great…. Bc tell me why an hour after I put them up, a wasp flew into my screen. & now there’s two of them & they seemingly cannot get out the way they came in…. & why is my screen just wide open on top???? 210
Reposted by Suckmaster Valentinfunny animal @puppyzone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026me and kitten (📸: robin) 042
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Shout out to the group of old women sitting behind us that were extremely empathetic towards batboy in the beginning and by the end of it they were just like “this is bizarre!” Every five minutes (and they are so valid for thinking that LOL) 020
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Saw the entirety of batboy for the first time today 120
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 10/10/2026To come inside….. bc there are a few now but if it’s like last year there will be a bunch more. & I looked through my messages about it from last year & I was still talking about them being there until the end of November… wtf. 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Like clockwork bc this time last year they started appearing around the same time. This year it’s a different type of wasp…. I didn’t really do anything to stop it last year but I just ordered some decoy nests & peppermint oil spray to spray on the insides of my window in hopes that they won’t try 110
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My south facing top floor window brings all the boys to the yard. And by boys, I mean wasps 110
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lowkey it scares me to post bellybutton on main bc remember on twitter I posted something completely random talking about my bellybutton and a fetish blog found it & followed me -_____- 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 05/10/2026After today my bellybutton will never be the same… 010
Reposted by Suckmaster Valentinomgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣 14677591297
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why are you harassing me to finish filling out the form when my appointment is in fucking march and a big part of this fucking long ass questionaire will be different by then…. 000
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is there anything more stressful and annoying than filling out a medical intake form. What if the answer is not yes but also not necessarily no. What if I don’t feel like answering this question. What if I wasn’t taught or encouraged to take care of myself so I haven’t seen a doctor in 1000 years 101
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Idk why but my continue watching brought me to the asl version of the show im watching??? And it re started at the first episode and there was a guy in the corner & I was like what the fuck. Who’s the guy 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 29/09/2026TIL that there are special versions of tv shows with asl & there’s a guy in the corner doing the interpretation 110
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thought about this on and off all day bc it’s such ridiculous drama tbh. & like the article kinda was like not necessary & I hope it doesn’t break internet containment bc I don’t wanna hear my coworkers talk about it. It’s like if they made a bad snl skit about gay ppl but it’s real life 000
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Brooooo my coworker genuinely thought I was gen x brb while I kms 000
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I can’t believe I used the wrong there fml lolllll 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s amusing but at the same time it’s also sad and frustrating bc it’s so obvious the ppl mad at the owner are just wildy self righteous & ganging up to bully them. It’s embarrassing lol gay ppl need to calm down…. Like the actual thing they r mad at is such a non issue. 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The whole clown school thing… imagine starting a business and then making ur policies so making any money is extremely impractical. & then realizing it’s too hard so you ditch ur friend and leave them to deal with the mess so you can ignore ur bad decision and go to clown school instead 110
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The western ma lesbian bar masking article and discourse sounds like a right wing psyop but unfortunately it’s real and I just read the article and yeah…. There’s like so many things I could say but I’m not gonna. 120
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Half asleep in bed and their is a cat curled up, pressed against my legs, and I assume it’s Josie bc she is usually the one who does this. Imagine my delightful surprise when I get up and realize that it’s actually slinky 😳 the girls traded shifts 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 20/09/2026No pics bc my camera is not picking it up but I did a dark plum color on my hair… just an overlay, it’s super subtle & I think it will be more obvious in the sun… rn it just looks darker and shinier 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I am sitting on the couch eating cucumbers with a bit of soy sauce and sesame oil. Slinky scooted closer to me and is very deliberately looking at me and squinting ^_^ 011
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They didn’t even look in my room lol & we went out to dinner and I’m home now but I’m so irritated by them. Old ppl r crazy sorry esp. when they r ur parents. & starting tomorrow I have to deal with 3 days of this. We didn’t rly need to pregame it wtf 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Its amazing how fast a bedroom can go from “this room is so messy it looks like the person living here needs a serious intervention” to “there’s a pile of clothes on the floor and some boxes in the corner but it looks like a normal person lives here” when there is the threat of ur parents seeing it 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It’s only been a few days but pls end this hell rn….. I can’t take it anymore I hate it 011
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 07/09/2026TMI but since I’ve been off my birth control bc I thought I threw it away & the pharmacy didn’t want to refill it (I also didn’t try that hard to contact them abt it tho) my nipples started to hurt like crazy & plot twist I found my bc, I just misplaced it by accident, but my nipples r still sore 😢 110
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I just made the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life but I can’t share it publicly yet bc it’s a surprise. But goooooodddddd 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I really feel like paid streaming services shouldn’t be showing ads for gambling apps that have very strange voiceovers and/or seem to be completely ai generated…. If I wanted to be forced to watch a predatory slop ad I would play an app game with the WiFi on 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Club Micro a club for guys with micros and those who love them. Yes the bouncer does have to check 012
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It was choosing fabric colors… & I though t the choices were all the same at first but they were not oops my bad but then I went back & changed my mind bc I chose from the real swatches instead of the shitty pictures the vendor sends us. & so she thought I couldn’t do my job lmao…. Whatever 000
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m annoyed bc I got so worked up and insecure about it & then she came back and she said it so quiet and like defeated.. like.. I have a senior title girl.. I’m not dumb. I think she thought I was stupid bc at first I misread the email& then after I changed my mind about what I picked 100
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Someone at work who I don’t know well & just started tried to like second guess / one up me about something design related…. & I’m like sure you try to decide something better & she came back to my desk & I’m like oh what did you end up going with? And she’s like… oh… the one you picked…… like yeah 110
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 02/09/2026&then how the day after I got the promotion I rly wanted & now 2 yrs later when im actively trying to neglect myself a bit less they r acting like im a time stealing degenerate who cant do anything right (&treating my other coworkers the same too) like oh ok so like every 2 years the world blows up 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Today at work was dumb as shit & I stayed late & when I got home I just stared at my phone for like 5 hours and had zero fun & all of today I just thought about how two years ago I had my brain completely rearranged and that shits crazy 110
