Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 11hI s2g British people just make up new pronunciations of words just to sound more British 110
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 19hAnyway… I have a photo from October 4th 2025 that has at least ten wasps all congregating just on the inside of both window screens & I know there were more flying around outside… so I’m hoping the fact that I’ve only seen like 3-4 wasps total means it won’t be as bad this year 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 19hSo I put up my wasp decoys this morning but I don’t think they are working that great…. Bc tell me why an hour after I put them up, a wasp flew into my screen. & now there’s two of them & they seemingly cannot get out the way they came in…. & why is my screen just wide open on top???? 210
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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Saw the entirety of batboy for the first time today 120
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My south facing top floor window brings all the boys to the yard. And by boys, I mean wasps 110
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lowkey it scares me to post bellybutton on main bc remember on twitter I posted something completely random talking about my bellybutton and a fetish blog found it & followed me -_____- 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 05/10/2026After today my bellybutton will never be the same… 010
Reposted by Suckmaster Valentinomgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣 14677531297
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is there anything more stressful and annoying than filling out a medical intake form. What if the answer is not yes but also not necessarily no. What if I don’t feel like answering this question. What if I wasn’t taught or encouraged to take care of myself so I haven’t seen a doctor in 1000 years 101
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 29/09/2026TIL that there are special versions of tv shows with asl & there’s a guy in the corner doing the interpretation 110
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thought about this on and off all day bc it’s such ridiculous drama tbh. & like the article kinda was like not necessary & I hope it doesn’t break internet containment bc I don’t wanna hear my coworkers talk about it. It’s like if they made a bad snl skit about gay ppl but it’s real life 000
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Brooooo my coworker genuinely thought I was gen x brb while I kms 000
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I can’t believe I used the wrong there fml lolllll 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The western ma lesbian bar masking article and discourse sounds like a right wing psyop but unfortunately it’s real and I just read the article and yeah…. There’s like so many things I could say but I’m not gonna. 120
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Half asleep in bed and their is a cat curled up, pressed against my legs, and I assume it’s Josie bc she is usually the one who does this. Imagine my delightful surprise when I get up and realize that it’s actually slinky 😳 the girls traded shifts 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 20/09/2026No pics bc my camera is not picking it up but I did a dark plum color on my hair… just an overlay, it’s super subtle & I think it will be more obvious in the sun… rn it just looks darker and shinier 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I am sitting on the couch eating cucumbers with a bit of soy sauce and sesame oil. Slinky scooted closer to me and is very deliberately looking at me and squinting ^_^ 011
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They didn’t even look in my room lol & we went out to dinner and I’m home now but I’m so irritated by them. Old ppl r crazy sorry esp. when they r ur parents. & starting tomorrow I have to deal with 3 days of this. We didn’t rly need to pregame it wtf 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Its amazing how fast a bedroom can go from “this room is so messy it looks like the person living here needs a serious intervention” to “there’s a pile of clothes on the floor and some boxes in the corner but it looks like a normal person lives here” when there is the threat of ur parents seeing it 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 07/09/2026TMI but since I’ve been off my birth control bc I thought I threw it away & the pharmacy didn’t want to refill it (I also didn’t try that hard to contact them abt it tho) my nipples started to hurt like crazy & plot twist I found my bc, I just misplaced it by accident, but my nipples r still sore 😢 110
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I just made the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life but I can’t share it publicly yet bc it’s a surprise. But goooooodddddd 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I really feel like paid streaming services shouldn’t be showing ads for gambling apps that have very strange voiceovers and/or seem to be completely ai generated…. If I wanted to be forced to watch a predatory slop ad I would play an app game with the WiFi on 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Club Micro a club for guys with micros and those who love them. Yes the bouncer does have to check 012
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Someone at work who I don’t know well & just started tried to like second guess / one up me about something design related…. & I’m like sure you try to decide something better & she came back to my desk & I’m like oh what did you end up going with? And she’s like… oh… the one you picked…… like yeah 110
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Today at work was dumb as shit & I stayed late & when I got home I just stared at my phone for like 5 hours and had zero fun & all of today I just thought about how two years ago I had my brain completely rearranged and that shits crazy 110
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sheets washed bed made new mouthguard & I am showered & slinky is on my bed. I still have brain problems but what more can I ask for 010
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Depression/burnout/idk symptoms have been hitting hard the last week or so but esp. the past few days. Idk what’s up with me ugh but I’ve been down and sleeping like crazy 110
Reposted by Suckmaster ValentinThrasher da Bull (🦅 2-3) @thrasherbull313.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I just saw this on IG. So what a better time than to share it! 010851
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Anyway today is somehow my first time drinking Aperol even tho it was like super trendy a while back?? & I like it but this is what I wanted to get at the store (they didn’t have it at the place I went rip) I saw a TikTok of a lady making a giant sarti spritz & im like wait that looks good tho…. 120
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I think that I’ve been interested in like every part of the world at some point in my life except for England…………… fuck the british lmfao 011
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Looking through my posts bc I like to remember the things I share lol and I’m going through a Big Indian food phase this summer… I knew it but I didn’t realize it was so obvious akskxkflfl idek how it started but it’s my latest obsession 110
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Today was pretty lazy for the most part & I needed it… tomorrow is a big day I gotta finish weeding my garden, set up the cat tree I got & do laundry… I’m so excited for the cat tree omg plus I need to share a garden update bc my plants r so big now 020
Reposted by Suckmaster ValentinMartin S Dixon is trying his best. @bunnysuicida.bsky.social · 21/08/2026🎶"Comes across all shy and Coy, just another... " 🎶 11344103
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I made it and it’s so fucking good. I made soooo much so I shared it and we are all bregnant (butter chicken pregnant) I ate mine with a side of sweet bread and an aperol spritz 131
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Also everyone clap for me bc I made appointments for psych meds and regular doctors… the world is healing 000
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’m getting influenced to make butter chicken Mac and cheese and I think I might do it 100
Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Longest and dumbest day ever but I made some stuff after work & now I am showered and in bed and I’m shifting into sleepy mode with my lotus tea and magnesium and tomorrow will happen when it happens 110
