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i dont have class. i dont get action.. and i dont own a suit archiveofourown.org/users/basto

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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
most people aren't paid at all when they drive. they're still expected to at least try not to commit vehicular manslaughter
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
ill admit im kinda like this but in a broader sense: if there are no lesbians on my screen it's gonna be a lot harder to hold my attention. not impossible, but a lot harder
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
few things are worse than when a guy whose entire identity revolves around being the funniest guy in the d&d group slowly comes to realize that his brand of "humor" is falling out of style and copes by retreating to the final refuge of the desperately unfunny: misogyny-flavored shock value
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i caved to see what the hype was all about and read the first book of the dungeon crawler carl series. mistake. matt dinniman you are going to hell and so is everyone who promoted this garbage
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
very charitable of this commenter to assume that toregene is the one doing the knocking-up lol
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
how is this unwoke bro theyre straight up trying to kill you
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i did not abandon these kids i am just. still going through it. believe in me a little longer
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"'Hmph,' he says dismissively" his tsundere ass lmao
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is the other thing i was doing at the library yesterday lmao
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
to quote my dear not-cousin sheepie: "toregene was historically christian, which makes her kitabi. so it's all halal. probably" archiveofourown.org/works/93715956
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the venn diagram of "dudes with a history that warrants reasonable caution" and "dudes that are willing to honestly disclose their history" looks like two fully discrete circles
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as of last night im officially homeless again. but if i wasnt, i wouldnt have been at the library today, so i wouldnt have been able to fix their old printer for them. you have to find the silver linings of these things. you have to.
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
love it when sitara is framed as a mysterious sinister (homosexual) corrupting force upon poor innocent toregene. like an iranian carmilla
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sitara:
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
torefati problematic ass size gap
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if you content yourself with scraps then scraps are all you'll get. grow a spine and call this what it is
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
watsonian: lara is a kid and needs time and space to figure herself out doylist: the writers are bitch-ass cowards for taking the safe route and leaving "room for interpretation" these are coexistent views but only one involves the actions of actual people so that's what stands to be criticized
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
good morning
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
unfortunately if a woman ever says "please don't do [x] it makes me uncomfortable" every man in earshot will immediately make it their life's mission to do [x]
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
fix your heart or die, senator
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
no point mincing words with the likes of you: if that era of rabid, slavering bloodthirst evokes warm fuzzy feelings in you, then the best thing for you to do, for the betterment of future generations, is to kill yourself. your mindset is fundamentally incompatible with that of a functional society
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
also the primary marketing buzzword attached to these books is that theyre Queer™️ and theres some scifi pronoun and gender stuff going on to make it seem Progressive™️ but men still have societal advantages and violence is still inflicted along gendered lines so What Was The Point Of All That Bethany
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
haven't even touched on how most of the vicious, dangerous fighters are explicitly described as dark-skinned while the softer and more diplomatic types tend to be lighter. What Did You Mean By That Bethany
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ill admit i should've seen the signs in how the author wrote about a religious minority population that gets horrifically bombed so that a foreign government can get their hands on the sci-fi oil under the surface of the desert moon they live in, and was like "yeah just like what happened to...jews"
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
just finished these books and while i was getting kinda weird (⚪️) vibes as it went along i was willing to give the author the benefit of doubt this was a mistake. the third book closed with an author's note both-siding the palestine genocide. fuck that and fuck bethany jacobs
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
mamdani so efficient even the 9/11 posting is ahead of schedule
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
is that the fucking taking of christ
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
first point is demonstrably false. show some respect to the true pioneer of the genre
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this is clearly a depiction of "fetish clothing" rather than "clothing fetishism" smh
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
ELVIRA HANG IN THERE
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i haven't watched this yet is that pink girl eating a fucking churu
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
rich people dont share thats how they get rich in the first place
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this shit makes no sense how the hell are they "consumed by both prince and pauper" if they're a delicacy. delicacy means rich people food
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
hate to have to re-up this so soon but i live in the usa and no job means no health insurance. my painkillers alone cost $250/month without. please
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
while we're on break does anyone have ao3 tag suggestions for this one. it's a little bare-bones rn
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
fun fact about me is that even though i know theyd probably be good for me ive avoided reading toni morrison novels so far in life because i know theyd make me feel like this
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this too
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i wrote tetia as an innocent sacrifice at mercy of both figurative and literal wolves because i, a genius, foresaw the lamb association months in advance. Never Doubt Me.
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
you can tell my stuff isn't ai because it takes me forever to produce and yet still comes out absolutely riddled with typos
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
atp the most "responsible" thing to do regarding ai is drawing and quartering sam altman on live television. to start
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i figured it was only a matter of time before ai took my job. i got the notice last week if my work has ever given you at least a couple bucks' worth of enjoyment, i'd appreciate a bit of support ko-fi.com/basto
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i will still be taking a hiatus probably at least until i scrape up the cash for a refill. my meds are technically legal but their price tag shouldn't be
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
im out of my prescribed painkillers and tylenol just aint strong enough tonight so for only the low low cost of a night of my sleep youre actually getting this now. enjoy archiveofourown.org/works/90622496
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this fic will be on a brief hiatus while i take a break for my mental health and wellbeing specifically, by "take a break for my mental health and wellbeing," i mean "write lemuen getting sandwiched between her wives and kissed to within an inch of her life"
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i ❤️ planting misleading foreshadowing
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ITS COCO TIME BABY archiveofourown.org/works/872177...
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
:-) hols
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i mean look i liked jojo rabbit but it only has the barest surface-level resemblance to caging skies and it at least had the courtesy to change its name accordingly
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"go to hell" is basic. "i hope one of the most beautifully thought-provoking and multilayered novels you've ever read gets 'adapted' into a quippy quirky taika waititi movie" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying. it's happening to me
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
you may think: even if im not familiar with the other work, surely i can assume its a good thing if the commenter is making the comparison favorably right? wrong. some people love dogshit. if someone eagerly told me my work reminded them of frieren id snap my phone in half and slit my wrists with it
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