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i dont have class. i dont get action.. and i dont own a suit archiveofourown.org/users/basto

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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
to quote my dear not-cousin sheepie: "toregene was historically christian, which makes her kitabi. so it's all halal. probably" archiveofourown.org/works/93715956
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as of last night im officially homeless again. but if i wasnt, i wouldnt have been at the library today, so i wouldnt have been able to fix their old printer for them. you have to find the silver linings of these things. you have to.
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
love it when sitara is framed as a mysterious sinister (homosexual) corrupting force upon poor innocent toregene. like an iranian carmilla
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
torefati problematic ass size gap
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
watsonian: lara is a kid and needs time and space to figure herself out doylist: the writers are bitch-ass cowards for taking the safe route and leaving "room for interpretation" these are coexistent views but only one involves the actions of actual people so that's what stands to be criticized
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
good morning
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
no point mincing words with the likes of you: if that era of rabid, slavering bloodthirst evokes warm fuzzy feelings in you, then the best thing for you to do, for the betterment of future generations, is to kill yourself. your mindset is fundamentally incompatible with that of a functional society
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
just finished these books and while i was getting kinda weird (⚪️) vibes as it went along i was willing to give the author the benefit of doubt this was a mistake. the third book closed with an author's note both-siding the palestine genocide. fuck that and fuck bethany jacobs
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
first point is demonstrably false. show some respect to the true pioneer of the genre
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this is clearly a depiction of "fetish clothing" rather than "clothing fetishism" smh
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i haven't watched this yet is that pink girl eating a fucking churu
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
hate to have to re-up this so soon but i live in the usa and no job means no health insurance. my painkillers alone cost $250/month without. please
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
while we're on break does anyone have ao3 tag suggestions for this one. it's a little bare-bones rn
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
fun fact about me is that even though i know theyd probably be good for me ive avoided reading toni morrison novels so far in life because i know theyd make me feel like this
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i wrote tetia as an innocent sacrifice at mercy of both figurative and literal wolves because i, a genius, foresaw the lamb association months in advance. Never Doubt Me.
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
you can tell my stuff isn't ai because it takes me forever to produce and yet still comes out absolutely riddled with typos
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i figured it was only a matter of time before ai took my job. i got the notice last week if my work has ever given you at least a couple bucks' worth of enjoyment, i'd appreciate a bit of support ko-fi.com/basto
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
im out of my prescribed painkillers and tylenol just aint strong enough tonight so for only the low low cost of a night of my sleep youre actually getting this now. enjoy archiveofourown.org/works/90622496
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this fic will be on a brief hiatus while i take a break for my mental health and wellbeing specifically, by "take a break for my mental health and wellbeing," i mean "write lemuen getting sandwiched between her wives and kissed to within an inch of her life"
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i ❤️ planting misleading foreshadowing
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ITS COCO TIME BABY archiveofourown.org/works/872177...
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"go to hell" is basic. "i hope one of the most beautifully thought-provoking and multilayered novels you've ever read gets 'adapted' into a quippy quirky taika waititi movie" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying. it's happening to me
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
someone in the comments compared this to yona of the dawn(?) can someone tell me if that's a good thing
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
now that i think about it theyre kinda like if sakitomo was successful
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ok
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
by far the best part about desscaras's characterization is that she constantly talks herself up with this ridiculous self-aggrandizing bullshit which is funny enough on its own but the real punchline is when you find out that it's not bullshit at all. she genuinely is the greatest witch they've got
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
im reading "dinosaur sanctuary" and each chapter ends with a delightful mini-lecture page from the manga's research consultant (an actual paleontology professor)
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"i dont play favorites among my bandmates, i care about tomori and the non-tomoris equally"
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
3 chapters in and its already the longest thing ive ever publicly posted. i have at least 8 more planned. pray for me
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
ITS [REDACTED] TIME BABY archiveofourown.org/works/872177...
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
back in my day the national ice cream day deals meant shops giving out actually free ice cream. now its "free with purchase" or "20% discount" or "like our instagram post for a chance to win a raffle." Society.
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i appreciate when yuri doesn't waste my time. chapter one and they already have their tongues in each others mouths. gotta love it
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
why didn't anyone tell me that ichi the witch has an alter yuri sideplot in it omg
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
had a job interview. was asked if im an "ai-native coder." did not understand the term. "sir the only thing im a 'native' of is the proud and beautiful state of colorado." did not get the job
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ITS RICHEH TIME BABY archiveofourown.org/works/872177...
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
your fun fact of the day is that one of the first recorded cases of butt-enhancing implant surgery was done by a guy named willy cock
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
im about 1/3 of the way through this and having a great time. all sorts of fascinating stuff about prostheses and transplants and grafts et cetera. there's an entire chapter on bottom surgery. some of it is weird and gross but very cool if youre into that (and i know a fair number of y'all are lol)
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
ok dw guys i started reading "the devil wears prada" and have regained faith in myself. if even THIS can get published and score movie deals then im doing just fine
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
why is nobody talking about how lin isn't even a horse
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
the idea that i may have assisted in hundreds, possibly thousands of nuts is, frankly, humbling
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the lemuen/fiammetta bdsm fic has over FOUR THOUSAND hits. ill admit i underestimated yall
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THAT I TYPO'D THE TITLE
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
ITS TETIA TIME BABY archiveofourown.org/works/872177...
archiveofourown.org
KIng of Beasts - Chapter 1 - basto - とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@ everyone who rightfully considers tetia a princess: i will change your life on monday (approximately)
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naina 🥭 @cubedmango.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
my beloved princess #witchhatatelier
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
gotta love the ninety-percent-unnecessary rabbit holes that fic writing "research" takes you down. i have learned SO much today about the horse piss industry
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
not enough richeh/tetia fics in the world. i will personally fix that
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i dont know how to get people to read my stuff
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
SHE KISSES A WOMAN??
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basto @bastobaso.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
re-up for soyo day
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