vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 8hbatting his eyelashes and mopping up sweat with the hem of his shirt and such…….. 020
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 21hthat being said i do think that view would flip post-river, like ppl would assume hes a top, and vander being vander (and also now with a dearth of people his age who dont just think of him as the big guy who pours the drinks) obliges. 180
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 22hlike idk i just like the thought of vander being the one out of the zauntrio whos considered The Hot One. esp if its not in an "i want him to rail me" way but in an "i want to rail him" way. i want ppl to look at him and go yep thats a bottom. 1100
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 22hwas thinking about vanders tits, as one does. anyway i think when he was younger he had the chunky jock bod and he was a HOT commodity in the mines. lines out the door and across the bridge for a crumb of titty. i feel like ive made this post before but whatever. 3279
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026today when i got home both my dogs came over & rubbed their entire faces all over my Legs And Shoes it was very cute 070
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026hes gonna be hanging from his titty by his mouth like a 2nd piercing 010
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026bonus bc i couldnt decide whether to make him young or old. old is pre-reconciliation (you can tell by his tits) 2185
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026hes not allowed to grip his own so someones gotta! 110
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026havent drawn younger vander for a hot minute. #vander #vanco 611321
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026if i dont draw something tomorrow pls kick my ass 050
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the episode of magic school bus where arnold takes his helmet off in space 140
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i wish that every time ive got responsibilities i wasnt convinced ill immediately fuck it up. ive never been fired And Yet when i get a new job im always like "alright its the beginning of the end, how long are they gonna put up with me" UGH 030
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026RIGHT its from sas rogue heroes and this isnt even the gayest thing that happens in there 130
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026if this gets a warning slapped on it itll be the funniest thing in the world. i promise that despite all evidence to the contrary they are not fucking. 130
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026something something silco nutting in his pants over vander titty. a mere touch of the booba and hes blasting off and then getting extremely embarrassed and argumentative about it. "i didnt nut, you did" sort of bullshit 1154
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026im sorry peas. keeping your family in my thoughts. 010
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026steeples my hands. so im going to knit the unicorn tapestry sweater, 030
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026oh also u just reminded me i embroidered this a few years ago 140
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026its in that weird category of Formative & Devastating Movies Shown In Middle School English Class dkjhdf 000
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ITS SO GOODstatic.klipy.comRalph Fiennes Eating Paper in Red Dragon SceneAlt: Ralph Fiennes Eating Paper in Red Dragon Scene 110
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the stranglehold aubrey & maturin have on my brain is rivaled only by the one they have on each others dicks 020
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026fun fact from 3rd-5th grade my dad drove me to school and we would listen to a CD of monty python sketches and to this day if something even remotely reminds us of one of them we recite as much of it as we can. 330
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026depressed out of my mindddddd happy friday 010
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026finally free of headache hell. lays on the floor. 030
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vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026and maybe silco is helping him clasp it. who knows 020
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026im so so so depressed and fat bear week is tomorrow this is so unfair i need to be filling my brain with images of vander spilling out of a lacy balconette 370
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026knitting group was at a coffee shop today :) i got a donut that matched the sweater im working on kjdfgkj 030
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026(tw menstruation ment) anyway they should invent a pms that doesnt fully deplete your will to live. 180
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026idk man its just been very difficult to see a point! lmao and such! 010
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i. feel like a goldfish kept in a shotglass thats in front of a normal aquarium. 240
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026jacked older guy (who adopts some daughters) whose dappled history is intertwined with his weird "i am from the gutter too" situationship who's associated with drowning..... theyre practically dead ringers for each other 020
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026'twas even more of an accomplishment to me because 1) i havent DM'd for 5 years and 2) i cobbled the system together myself teeheee 030
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026DM'd the first session of my campaign today and one of the players said that if i told him it was a published campaign he would believe it 🥺 350
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026im going to chew through the wall like an anxious collie 100
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026further supporting my theory that valvert was prototype vanco 371
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the secret to vanco is understanding that vander is silcos hot wife 14915
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026theyre inventing a new form of frotting i fear 020
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026silco is ALSO drying all of vanders shirts on high 150
