vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026something something silco nutting in his pants over vander titty. a mere touch of the booba and hes blasting off and then getting extremely embarrassed and argumentative about it. "i didnt nut, you did" sort of bullshit 1154
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026steeples my hands. so im going to knit the unicorn tapestry sweater, 030
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026oh also u just reminded me i embroidered this a few years ago 140
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026fun fact from 3rd-5th grade my dad drove me to school and we would listen to a CD of monty python sketches and to this day if something even remotely reminds us of one of them we recite as much of it as we can. 330
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026depressed out of my mindddddd happy friday 010
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026finally free of headache hell. lays on the floor. 030
Reposted by vander's underwire 🍈🍈Matt Caulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 21/09/2026Since I've had to remind multiple people over the last week: Microsoft is still under active BDS protest. That means Xbox and it's subsidies including Activision, Blizzard and Bethesda Yes that means the new Diablo. Yes that means the new DOOM. Yes that means World of Warcraft Forevernogamesforgenocide.comNo Games For GenocideThe games industry is complicit in genocide. It’s time to divest. 91061713
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026im so so so depressed and fat bear week is tomorrow this is so unfair i need to be filling my brain with images of vander spilling out of a lacy balconette 370
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026knitting group was at a coffee shop today :) i got a donut that matched the sweater im working on kjdfgkj 030
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026(tw menstruation ment) anyway they should invent a pms that doesnt fully deplete your will to live. 180
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i. feel like a goldfish kept in a shotglass thats in front of a normal aquarium. 240
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026DM'd the first session of my campaign today and one of the players said that if i told him it was a published campaign he would believe it 🥺 350
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the secret to vanco is understanding that vander is silcos hot wife 14915
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026still thinking abt vanders tits. along the same train of thought as canonverse vander having saggier tits i think one of the first markers of him finally starting to function more & be happy in early 2x07verse is his tits getting [gestures vaguely] more voluminous 4143
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026tried to draw them cuddling but they decided to do this shit. #vanco #zaundads 75920
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026not enough saggy tits in art. if those thangs arent flapping like bird wings they are nothing to me. thats not true theyre still something to me. anyway i think this post is done now good work everyone 4214
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026writing again for a fandom i havent written for in like 3 years teehee 000
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026this may just be bc the only glimpse into piltover/zaun lore i have is through watching arcane but i wish that there was more of a sense of a history of ideologies, like i know leftism wasnt invented in the mines 20 years prior (or like. the series' approximation of leftism). 3163
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"It was too early for Vander to start becoming nostalgic over his own life, as though it had already been lived from front to back." 1111
Reposted by vander's underwire 🍈🍈🌻 Peas 🌻 @chickennuggets08.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Vander arcane the man you are 2133
Reposted by vander's underwire 🍈🍈themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026it's so fun how trans people can keep saying over and over and over and OVER again how the catholic church's ban on trans healthcare is one of the most sweeping and draconian and every day liberals & leftist just ignore it to gush about whatever meaningless "progressive" gesture the pope made today 71400486
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Lets All Imagine Vander Crying While Getting Topped So Lovingly 5268
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026incredibly long shot but does anyone happen to have experience mailing stuff from the us to canada (specifically manitoba) 120
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026had no ideas for drawing this lad but then got to the harvest festival dance scene yesterday and decided that that's their "oh. OH." moment. anyway #fieldsofmistria #fomhayden #haydenfom #fom how do you tag this fucking game btw 34310
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026how do i not fall into a giant pit of despair is my main question. 160
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026clenches my fist. hayden fieldsofmistria was created in a lab for me to romance. absolute fucking guy. 140
Reposted by vander's underwire 🍈🍈marty | zaundads enthusiast 👁️ @archivistsilco.bsky.social · 24/08/2026#zaundads 112819
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026HHHHHHHHH feeling rancid. hate having to walk on eggshells. 110
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026yesterday when my dad was showing me List Of Canadian Beers Starting With The Letter S there was an ao3 tab on his phone 😭 4110
Reposted by vander's underwire 🍈🍈Misty | warwick's pawsies @mistyflame1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026vander's hairy ass. aaaand send post 11610
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026we were rolling stats for our next campaign & the dm said "here's my fey bargain: you can roll 3 sets of stats & pick the best one BUT you roll the stats in order" (so 1st roll is STR, 2nd roll is DEX...) and i rolled the most bananas stats ive ever rolled. 17 STR 12 DEX 8 CON 16 INT 12 WIS 18 CHA 😭 030
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 20/08/20263d printed angel named stl. is that anything 021
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026sweater is DONE just have to block it. used merino sock yarn for the whole thing so fingers crossed it doesnt become enfuckulated the moment i put it on the yoga mat i mean blocking mat. 160
Reposted by vander's underwire 🍈🍈t 🍑 @turtleneckandtee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026wishing every artist who draws body hair a good day 017083
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026extremely tired of getting headaches on the daily like am i not drinking enough water am i not eating enough is it this stupid project im scrambling to finish bc i lost two days on it bc the internet was out Whats Goin On Here 020
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026every once in a while im like "i should make a funger oc. okay hes tall & strong & he punches really good but hes a sweetie pie-" & then i have to stop because thats literally marcoh. hes already a character. in the game. hes in there. 010
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026i need to draw halsin bg3. i need to draw hayden fieldsofmistria. my beuoutiful princesses 170
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026[guy whos only played fear & hunger voice] emily re9 is really giving god of fear & hunger 010
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026gideon re9 is stored in the same zone in my brain that garak ds9 is stored in. box labeled "dear doctor" and its just old dudes who are or say that. 010
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026archiveofourown.org/works/90077191 first time dabbling in #hansry fic i sure hope no one dies 184
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026yesterday/today i knit for like 6 hours basically nonstop without even realizing. that alone should be sufficient grounds to medicate me i mean what are we doin. 0120
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026how soft do we think vanders titties are. 5120
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"i need to go to sleep earlier" i say immediately before trying to transcribe a piece of music by ear 0140
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026before the internet goes out again i NEED to say i love zosan art where zoro is the most handsome man to ever exist and has massive bazongas and sanji looks like if mr pink knew french. 030
vander's underwire 🍈🍈 @bastaerd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026duolingo is bonkers idk how to say wheres the restroom but i DO know how to say i was talking with an enchanted badger. i think i learned to say im not wearing underwear before i learned to say how much does this cost. 160
