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ArcadianAeon

@basilbrushoff.bsky.social
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skate dork 🛼 roller derby ref 🦓 video games 🎮 motorsport 🏎️ naps they/them, south-west UK

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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 7h
Make a war film rubbish: Where The Eagles Dare
album cover of Hotel California by The Eagles
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Although obviously also (evergreen)
Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully in The X-Files
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Age yourself with a celebrity crush
Melanie and Martina Grant, from UK kids' TV show Fun House
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Your favourite tag team's favourite tag team
Richard E Grant and Paul McGann in Withnail and I, standing in the rain
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Paranormal Home Inspections" but it's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So normal even as recently as 1989 that it was a stereotype.
A photo of the home from The Simpsons intro - detached house, four or five bedooms, picket fence, two-car garage, two cars. Homer supported all this on one blue-collar salary in a power plant. Just saying.
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today in “Things I Slightly Doubted Ever Happened”:
An almost empty glass ink bottle with a black cap, sitting on a pen to let the remaining drop of blue-black ink to pool at one end. That drop of ink is even smaller than I thought, nowhere near enough to actually use.
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IT'S DELAYED?!?!?! #Silksong
A "Your shipment is delayed" email from Amazon for Hollow Knight: Silksong for the Nintendo Switch 2, changing the arrival date to Friday 27 November 2026. It was previously 16 October.
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Because it's the same Tory MP.
Clipping from the BBC article: "The chair of the Digital, Culture, Media and Sport committee, Dame Caroline Dinenage, said: "We want to get to the bottom of who chooses our entrant, on what basis and whether our dismal record of achievement in recent years [Sam Ryder to one side] is the result of bad song choice, weak performance... or something else"."Snipping from a Daily Echo article also from today: "MP wants small boats turned around in English Channel - Column". Categorised "View from Westminster" and written by Dame Caroline Dinenage MP.
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Also, adventures in bearing maintenance while I watch the MLMC race at Silverstone. I really should just bin these and replace them, but they’re for spare wheels and I’m cheap, so…
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I had to get it out of my head
Three-panel meme of Isildur and Elrond in the fires of Mount Doom. Panel one, a close up of Isildur holding the One Ring, captioned "We're just normal men". Panel two, Elrond looking furious, "What do you mean, normal men?: Panel three, Isildur looking crafty and slightly evil, "We're just innocent men"
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Catching up on a bit of sewing, as my roller derby retirement seems to be failing…
Photo of the back of a grey hoodie, with a series of officials patches sewn on: British Roller Derby Championships 2017, 2018, and 2020 (with ‘Rona-inspired green virus accents), South West Season 2017, Five Nations Roller Derby 2022, and Louisey Rider Cup 2022
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol, lmao, etc (complimentary)
from the Ami FAQ: "I am over 6ft tall - will I fit in the Ami? Surprisingly, spacious Ami comfortably accommodates drivers up to 6 ft. 6 in. Take a test drive and see for yourself!"
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
incredible, couldn't make it up, 10/10, no notes
from the Adver liveblog: '8:16pm, 09/09/26. One neighbour, a couple doors down from where police were seen, slammed his front door in our reporter's face and repeatedly shouted through an open window to "go report something somewhere else".'
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ewa kills Optimus
Photo of a ballpoint pen on a black background, with "Write a horror story using only 3 Words" in white typewriter-ish text
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
stock image of two snakes - one yellow and one green - on a branch
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Revisiting some old photos of Wales and I always chuckle to myself that the same town can be roughly the same distance away in two opposite directions...
photo of a blue motorcycle, a Suzuki VanVan 125 with sand tires and a tank bag, next to a grassy hillside and a roadsign. on the roadsign pointing left reads "Rhayader 9" (miles), while pointing right reads "Rhayader 8" and "Mountain Road to Aberystwyth".
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I wonder if the Faux-rarri is included in the price
throwing the reg plate into Halfords' tyre checker, the "Ferrari" on the drive comes back as a "TOYOTA MR2 IMPORT"
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Old v New (OK, left is Yahoo's, but is basically the same as Google used to have). Big Yikes.
Yahoo Finance's portfolio manager interface, with form fields for ticker, price, volume, date, buy/sell, etc. Y"know, what you'd expect. Google Finance used to be like this.Google Finance's new "Create a portfolio" interface. The only options are to upload a file such as a spreadsheet, or an AI prompt field labelled "Or describe what's in your portfolio". There's even a microphone button FFS
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The internet used to be cool
Still from 'Hackers' (1995), a young man is looking at a CRT monitor. On the screen is some hilariously 90s swirling formulae that is supposedly the Gibson supercomputer he's hacking.
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thomas the Tank Engine looking angry
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh fuck offffffff
Email from Blizzard's Battle.net service:

"Verify your age today

Hello, Basil,
Access to certain  Battle.net® and in-game features will require age verification in the future due to UK regulations. You can verify your age now through your account settings to maintain access to all features.

Why Verify Now?
Regulations in your country require us to ensure age-appropriate experiences, therefore we will restrict some features for players under the age of 18.
Verify your age early to make sure your usual Battle.net experience is not impacted."
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Shiny new toys. Very excited to get out on these!
A pair of black quad roller skates with white laces sitting on a desk (Bauer XLP 2.0 boots, Avanti frames, and blue Sims Street Snake wheels, for the skate nerds).
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Praxis, innit
Clipping from the Guardian website, with a stock photo of a cute little badger next to a tree, reads "Pass notes: Too many holes! Why badgers are digging up Britain's lovingly maintained golf courses"
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don’t think I’ve got a future as a Blue Peter presenter - or a photographer - but it kinda worked!
A pinhole eclipse viewer made from an empty cereal box and some aluminium foilA photo of the eclipse from inside the makeshift viewer. It’s kinda blurry but a crescent is kinda there.
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
haven't seen one of these in years
a red 1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Enjoy the sunshine!
photo of the bird from the stupid little walk meme
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Snow White "pakidge" meme image, with her face pressed against a glass window
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Incredible highlights
Some not-so-fun facts about these rankings:

    Tesla is only the second product we have ever reviewed to receive all of our privacy “dings.” (The first was an AI chatbot we reviewed earlier this year.) What set them apart was earning the “untrustworthy AI” ding. The brand’s AI-powered autopilot was reportedly involved in 17 deaths and 736 crashes and is currently the subject of multiple government investigations.

    Nissan earned its second-to-last spot for collecting some of the creepiest categories of data we have ever seen. It’s worth reading the review in full, but you should know it includes your “sexual activity.” Not to be out done, Kia also mentions they can collect information about your “sex life” in their privacy policy. Oh, and six car companies say they can collect your “genetic information” or “genetic characteristics.” Yes, reading car privacy policies is a scary endeavor.
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Four-panel comic credited to (seemingly defunct) VectorBelly.com, interviewer in a top hat and a cat in a vaguely American Football-style uniform.

"You were sportsing pretty hard out there. A lot of sports happened. Why do you think you lost?"

"We sportsed out best and scored points, but the other team was sportsing, too, and they scored even more points."

"What's your strategy for the next match?"

"We need to stop the other team scoring points while we ourselves score many points."

"Now back to the studio for ten hours of sports analysis."

"My income is higher than most countries."
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I remember seeing this Very Serious Academic Article come out a couple of years ago: "The Greggs-Pret Index: a Machine Learning analysis of consumer habits as a metric for the socio-economic North-South divide in England" arxiv.org/pdf/2304.00326
Screenshot of a figure from the linked article, showing Greggs and Pret shops plotted on a map and a statistical dividing line running broadly southwest
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Thomas the Tank Engine looking, quite frankly, sickened.
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If I ONLY used my car for commuting, and spread the cost of everything - insurance, MOT, tax, even breakdown cover and the cost of the car itself - across 75 trips to work per year, it STILL works out far cheaper than the train. Plus I have a car to use for other fun things like visiting family.
Screenshot of a hasty Excel spreadsheet, costing out 75 trips/year (1-2 days/week:

Car £1200 (6k over 5 years)
Petrol £750
Parking £187.50
Insurance £360
Tax £200
Breakdown £120
MOT/servicing £250

Total £3,067.50
Per trip £40.90
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I wonder if I can buy one of these for inside my house #24SPA
screenshot from the race coverage of, basically, a MASSIVE water sprayer misting cool water into one of the grandstands
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Screen clip from the Purplebricks listing with three buttons: "Book a viewing", "Back to advert", and front and centre, "Ask the seller a question."

I'm SO tempted.
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
We are a very sensible country with functioning public services
Red flier from Royal Mail, reads “2nd Class Mail is changing” and “to deliver a better all-round service”Blank Anakin/Padme meme templateGuardian screen clipping, headline “Royal Mail investigated again as almost a quarter of first-class post arrives late”Another Guardian clip, from today, headline “Royal Mail boss’s pay soars to £6.9m despite profits slide”
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yes, you can access YouTube without an age challenge... for now. But once this is rolled out, they'll likely have to gate everything not explicitly labelled "Made for Kids" behind age verification. YouTube already captures this data on every upload:
Screenshot of part of YouTube's video management page, headed "Audience" with two pairs of Yes/No radio buttons for whether the video is labelled as "Made for Kids" or not, and restricted to viewers over 18 or not. Both options influence whether things like personalised ads, comments, and monetisation will be available for creators.
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I’m the craftiest motherfucker alive
A photo of the desk fan pointed directly at my face. I have creatively arranged four blue camping cool blocks on an upturned dish rack so that the fan blows air over them before hitting me. It’s more effective than you’d think.
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A picture of the USS Enterprise with, in the classic blue font of Star Trek TNG, "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...."
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The advert // the reality
Screenshot of a Youtube ad for Greene's College Oxford. The image is an aerial view of a number of University of Oxford buildings including the Radcliffe Camera, All Souls College, and the Bodleian Library. Google Streetview of Greene's College's actual location, a slightly drab-looking retail corner unit on Pembroke Street
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Travel sweets are the medium size version of the Danish Butter Biscuits tin. Instead of a sewing kit, there are AA batteries in this one. If an Altoids tin is the small, this medium, and a Danish Biscuit tin a large, what other sizes of “This Tin Never Contains What It Says” are there?
A closed tin labelled Simpkins Forest Fruit Travel Sweets, on a grey felt desk matThe same tin but with the lid removed. Inside are about ten black and green AmazonBasics rechargeable AA batteries.
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The two genders: Diet Coke edition
Photo of the labels from two 2L Diet Coke bottles. The label on the left has a promo for the new The Devil Wears Prada movie, while the one on the right has a promo for the Panini sticker collection for the FIFA World Cup 2026
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A screenshot of the article author's Instagram page, which is almost entirely reels of him presumably ranting into the selfie camera of his smartphone like a pictoral depiction of your average local Facebook community page comment section
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Barry from Archer meme, "IS THAT A GOOD PLAN, BARRY? YES IT IS, OTHER BARRY. YES IT IS"
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sorry, I had to
Jonstump's adorable photo of goose and goslings, with speech bubbles added between two of the goslings re-enacting the old "Accrington Stanley? Who are they?" milk advert
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Fucking hell, all I want to do is go to the tip. Having to book an appointment at all is ridiculous enough but this is taking the piss
Screenshot of the booking page for my local council's recycling centre/tip. it's 9th May and the next available slot is on MONDAY THE TWENTY FIFTH
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Ooof, yikes, and eeek
Local election results for my neck of the woods - Con +7, Lab -21, Ref +14, LD 0, from Lab to NOC
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