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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit

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Naomi/Nomi - Zillennial - 🇬🇧🇮🇪 - also goes by robmirbelec. They/she. Theatre nerd. Certified old man liaison. SUPPORT REAL ARTISTS. SAY NO TO AI SLOP.

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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Funny thing Charles came out looking about 10 yrs younger than he appeared on stage, what with his floppy hair, and looked as if he was about to go off hiking carrying a wee rucksack (it was a bit like one of those rolltop Rains bags?) Meanwhile christine is just walking around with a £19k BURKIN
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
RICHARD, RICHARD, RICHARD
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also there was a guy (standing at 6ft 8!) from new jersey next to me who was nearly having a panic attack when he met christine but kept it together. He was adorable.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah! Usually stage dooring charles is very chill and you get to spend a bit of time talking to him, but as a consolation prize, I did get to meet Christine Baranski (who accidentally called my Irish companion Scottish 😂) and Richard E Grant, both so charming!
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ok we caught charlie at stage door but he was rushing (signing autos for a lot of people) but he was still wonderful and charming, natch
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just witnessed an American woman bolt past me as Richard E Grant stepped out to get food. She repeatedly shouted "RICHARD, RICHARD, RICHARD!" as everybody looked on. He ignored her but had to stop as she caught up to him for a selfie. He smiled for the camera but inside he was likely very pissed off
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A chatty guy behind me hopes Richard will be in it more, seems very disappointed by the lack of REG. He's basically playing himself, a slightly eccentric whimsical old man.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Am at Hay Fever. Interval time. Christine Baranski is actually very fabulous. Richard E Grant has about 5 lines. Charlie is fecking adorable.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
CHARLES DOES THE TURN YOUR PHONE OFF ANNOUNCEMENT AHHHH
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
⛳️✨️💅
A crazy golf scoresheet. A scored 29, R 31, and me 24.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For the record, I then proceeded to win crazy golf, something that NEVER happens. That was for you, Brimby.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ABBY NO 😭😭😭😭😭
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NAUUR CHASE I CANT SUBJECT U TO IT 😭😭😭
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i was out playing crazy golf when I opened my phone to see IMAGES OF CELEBRIMCORPSE NOT FUNNY
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're gonna screen Hay Fever in a cinema five minutes from my work that is wild i am so there
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oHOohoho verrryyyyy whumpy. sorry brimbers, but this was good.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Celebrimbor (need I go on?), James in Hattie and James (nervous, highly strung, his hyperfixation is the piano and will talk at length about it), now Richard Greatham (socially anxious, tries and fails to fit in with the people around him)
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Charles edwards try not to play another autism coded character challenge (impossible)
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A couple of us have also noted the front row has increased from £65 to £95 post press night. Greedy! But curiously the boxes and end front row seats remain the steal of the century, both £45.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Gillian Anderson stage door debacle is infuriating but fascinating. I'm so engrossed in it all. I live for messy drama!
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I dont understand anybody who finds that cringe! Really! It's lovely, we all need his whimsy in our lives 🥺
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh no, Richard E Grant is now joining my ever growing list of whimsical old men who I love 🥺
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Plummy basically means Heightened RP. Ultra posh-sounding.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One reviewer said Charles's character has a plummy accent. Normally he just uses his regular accent, so this is going to RUIN ME
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ty my love 🥺💖
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CEdwards Compulsory Celebratory Birthday Drawing 😁
A photo and a drawing of charles edwards as richard greatham in hay fever placed side by side. Neither Richard is having a particularly good time.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's been described as unnatural, irritating, and not transitioning well at all from screen to stage 🤭 The stage door footage is wild. Girls screaming, crying, security telling them to back away. Someone gave him a Jellycat bunny (not cheap), then someone else passed him a HARROD'S GIFTBAG??
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, that's like 3 Stranger Things cast show up this year in London. Sadie (who can act) in Shakespeare, Gaten is in a musical currently, and now Noah's doing this play.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Noah Schnapp's play is currently receiving scathing reviews from the theatre community. Hehe.
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Esther Rantzen hosts Sir Nicholas Winton, who saved hundreds of children from the Holocaust youtu.be/OqqbM1B-mPY?...
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Holocaust hero Sir Nicholas Winton (That's Life - 1988)
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Discord saw pictures of Charles in his 20s/30s and people there said he still looks the same now. Idk how to take that Like are they saying he doesn't age, or are they saying he's always looked like a middle aged man 😭
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shame on her family for letting this company use her likeness. SHE didn't consent.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Greta Garbage
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"New audiences can start TROP on Season 3." And miss all the high tension, drama, beauty, and some of the best acting performances this past decade from s1 and especially s2? Why?
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Best of Charles Edwards @cedwardsfans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The lads of Hay Fever. (📷: Marc Brenner)
Ash Hunter, Richard E Grant, Charles Edwards, and Will Close wearing tuxedos in Hay Fever. All but Richard are wearing black tailcoats. Also the younger men have white bowties, while the older ones have black.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Convinced two besties to come with me to see Hay Fever in two weeks' time hehe
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FINALLY.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Present Laughter
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you're near a Booths, they've just released giant fondant fancies and custard creams in their bakery section. Be careful, they are lethal.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just learned of the word ignominiously. Isn't it great. The meaning isn't so great, but it's nice to say.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
isitwokeornot.com Found this useful site for movie suggestions so I can be even more woke than I already am :)
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Woke or Not — movie & TV woke scores before you watch
Editorial woke scores for movies and TV shows. Search by genre, rating, and score to see how much ideological messaging a title carries — before you press play.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Proud to be a datacentre nimby. Better than being a knobhead like you, George.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!
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Transformers Jazz Dancing
Alt: Transformers Jazz Dancing
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cheaper than what I paid, waaaaaaay cheaper. But the stage is very high. Whoever chooses front row will have a very sore neck by the end.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
IT'S OK GUYS Row B is still Row B, they've started selling the front row now. Phew!
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I came across this and my heart dropped
A user on a theatre messageboard speculates about a potential absence of a row AA second user responds with a ralph wiggum danger meme
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Elmo's Intense Stare
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So the seat I booked for Hay Fever was row B stalls. But row A has not been on sale afaik. And the last production held there didn't sell row A either. Meaning row B will be the front row. Oh no. Oh NO.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy birthday lovely!! No pets myself, so have my sister's doggo ❤️
A black and tan jack russell
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