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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit

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Naomi/Nomi - Zillennial - 🇬🇧🇮🇪 Also goes by robmirbelec. They/she. Theatre nerd. Certified old man liaison. Creator of the Celebrim-bar. SUPPORT REAL ARTISTS. SAY NO TO AI SLOP.

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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 16h
Oh no, Richard E Grant is now joining my ever growing list of whimsical old men who I love 🥺
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not Noah Schnapp fans renting out a billboard in london for his birthday Wtf what are these people smoking
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One reviewer said Charles's character has a plummy accent. Normally he just uses his regular accent, so this is going to RUIN ME
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CEdwards Compulsory Celebratory Birthday Drawing 😁
A photo and a drawing of charles edwards as richard greatham in hay fever placed side by side. Neither Richard is having a particularly good time.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Noah Schnapp's play is currently receiving scathing reviews from the theatre community. Hehe.
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Esther Rantzen hosts Sir Nicholas Winton, who saved hundreds of children from the Holocaust youtu.be/OqqbM1B-mPY?...
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Holocaust hero Sir Nicholas Winton (That's Life - 1988)
YouTube video by Tops of the top
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Discord saw pictures of Charles in his 20s/30s and people there said he still looks the same now. Idk how to take that Like are they saying he doesn't age, or are they saying he's always looked like a middle aged man 😭
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Greta Garbage
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"New audiences can start TROP on Season 3." And miss all the high tension, drama, beauty, and some of the best acting performances this past decade from s1 and especially s2? Why?
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Best of Charles Edwards @cedwardsfans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The lads of Hay Fever. (📷: Marc Brenner)
Ash Hunter, Richard E Grant, Charles Edwards, and Will Close wearing tuxedos in Hay Fever. All but Richard are wearing black tailcoats. Also the younger men have white bowties, while the older ones have black.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Convinced two besties to come with me to see Hay Fever in two weeks' time hehe
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FINALLY.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you're near a Booths, they've just released giant fondant fancies and custard creams in their bakery section. Be careful, they are lethal.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just learned of the word ignominiously. Isn't it great. The meaning isn't so great, but it's nice to say.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
isitwokeornot.com Found this useful site for movie suggestions so I can be even more woke than I already am :)
isitwokeornot.com
Woke or Not — movie & TV woke scores before you watch
Editorial woke scores for movies and TV shows. Search by genre, rating, and score to see how much ideological messaging a title carries — before you press play.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Proud to be a datacentre nimby. Better than being a knobhead like you, George.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I feeling a sense of Schadenfreude rn. There's a play touring the UK starring a Zionist and a terf as leads, and ticket sales are absolutely abysmal. Like barely breaking even, if not at all. Would feel bad for the crew, but the set designer reportedly used AI for their safety curtain so... 🫠
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
IT'S OK GUYS Row B is still Row B, they've started selling the front row now. Phew!
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So the seat I booked for Hay Fever was row B stalls. But row A has not been on sale afaik. And the last production held there didn't sell row A either. Meaning row B will be the front row. Oh no. Oh NO.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Imagine being paid to flirt with Charles then get kissed by him on stage. Christine Baranski, i envy you girl.
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ROP 💍 Screencaps @ringsofpowercaps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gonna be interesting going to the theatre next month, as it's in the middle of the West End with two major celebs at the lead actors in the play. If I stage door, I might have to meet Charles behind a security barrier whilst being watched by very eagle-eyed guards :')
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Celebrimbor erasure on the TROP 4K physical releases is bumming me out sm. Like he was a massive part of S2 yet he's not on the front/back covers, and they've demoted him to a lame ass art card stuffed inside the steelbook. Absolute joke. Also justice for Adar as he's been shelved too.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Apparently Nintendogs is coming back???
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hate how Danny Boyle tries to underplay the AI use in his new movie by saying "Oh it's only 30 seconds of AI, big deal" Screw you Boyle. That spark of interest i had for this film has now diminished.
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Stuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sadly the kind of AI which took potential jobs away from artists. Boo Danny Boyle, boo. deadline.com/2026/09/dann...
deadline.com
Danny Boyle Confirms Use Of AI In New Movie 'Ink'
"There's about 30 seconds of it in our movie," the Oscar winner said about using AI to bring the Kray twins and Margaret Thatcher to life on screen.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Romesh Ranganathan's gameshow Parent's Evening using AI for one of their game categories. A multi billion pound company like ITV couldn't hire an artist to draw any of that? Eww.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OK ON CHARLES'S EPISODE NOW. THE VERY FIRST SHOT OF HIM HE IS DRINKING TEA I'M SCREAMING
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Spider season at work. 2 house spiders are currently residing in the corridor, both just silently waiting, and they are the big brown ugly ones. I was living in blissful ignorance of them too before a colleague decided to tell me and ruin my day.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What a wicked old windbag Maureen Lipman is huh
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
1st day back at work, and someone has been working at my desk as stuff has been moved and my chair has been adjusted 😡 And my password doesn't work anymore for some dumbass reason so I can't get in 🥲
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Watched The Gentlemen episode 1 (season 1) to prep myself. Saw the runtime. 1 hour. Eww. Tried it anyway. Watched the whole thing. Ok i think i'm in this for the long run, fellas.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No but listen...
Charles edwards being grumpy in a knitted cardigan in the new series of the gentlemen
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yes i did buy a souvenir. Bougie nougat 🤤
Torrons vicens nougat with chocolate, macadamia nuts, vanilla, and aalted caramel
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just got to the part in Hoppers where Mabel and George fall off a cliff and then was forced out of my cabin so now i have to wait 😠
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oops. Now i know why a lot of French folk there were a tad tetchy. 4 cruise ships had docked when I was there on Monday. That's like an additional 15k tourists at least 😅
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Met two ladies who are on the Queen Anne, and they said Sir Lindsay Hoyle and Rachel Riley are both onboard (they stressed they were not together lmao)
Cunard ship, the Queen Anne, docked in Cadiz, Spain this morning.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
2026 giving 2016 a run for its money. Dolly, now Tim, barely 24 hours apart. This has been a rough cruise.
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, the beloved global entertainment icon who sold more than 100 million records and whose songwriting prowess and sure-handed approach to her career reshaped the face of country music, popular music, and the entertainment industry at large, has died. 🕊️
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Perhaps most importantly, though, today is the sixth anniversary of the end of a highly important eBay auction
Screenshot from eBay: Ultra rare copy of American Psycho signed by Bonnie Langford. GBP 299.00 (+1.50 postage), plus an image of the title page of a copy of said novel, which has indeed been signed by Bonnie Langford
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Lmao a cafe owner wouldn't serve us until we spoke to him in French (or at the very least said bonjour) I mean we are in France 🫣
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
7:25am. Sailing the Balearic sea.
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Past a cabin with an upside down pineapple on the door. Mum and son walked past it and the son asked what the pineapple was for, and the mum just went "I'll tell you when you're older" 🫣
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
MY MANIFESTATION WORKED. Never underestimate my POWER.
The cast of hay fever at the wyndham's theatre
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Not deeply religious, but there's something special about encountering a dove near a cathedral.
A white dove near some chairs in Spain
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They've got Obsession on the cabin TV. Let's see what the fuss is about.
Obsession playing on a tv inside a cruise ship cabin
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
3 couples on our ship are MIA. They've just announced their names over tannoy. If they don't come aboard in the next few minutes we have to go on without them 😬
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Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit @basi1faw1ty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
La Coruna
Old buildings against a cloudless blue sky
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