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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com I managed to screengrab the last half of this scam ad on YouTube. They should be sued merely for taking payment to push this s**t on their platform!

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Hmmm.... I've heard this before...

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

When "Come fight a war we politicians could have prevented had we the balls & courage to regulate the tech bros, tax billionaires, asset rich & tax dodging mega-corps to boost wages, education & foreign aid. Thanks - we'll be in the bunker if you need us." is too many words to fit on a poster.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

So last week some kiddies stole the bike I'd owned 8 years from my locked garage, pushed it ½ a mile using another bike, then torched it. I've thought of a dozen ways to secure my next bike should someone try to TWOC it, all of which would get me arrested for causing actual bodily harm.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Moonrise over la Brenne

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Feeling so British right now I could almost wave a pint, vote for Nigel Farage, hand over public assets to transnation corporations to loot and make no comment as I watch an immigration centre burn and British made armaments obliterate children while eating chips and curry sauce.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Much fun trundling on the Distinguished Gentleman's Ride London last week. The old timer didn't enjoy static traffic and had to have a few sleeps on the way round but he is 90 next year. £577 raised - thanks everybody. #dgr2025 #dgrlondon #bikeshedmcc #czmoto

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

I'm taking part in the 2025 Distinguished Gentleman's Ride on Sunday 18th May in central London! If you sponsor me, I & many thousands of bikers across the world will love you for doing so & give you free rides to anywhere** gfolk.me/IanBartlett **not actually be true #distinguishedgentlemansride

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Today I'm issuing an executive order to initiate a system whereby anyone sending SMSs or emails or telephone calls pays a £0.02 charge to the recipient's country's internal revenue service. Take that spammy fecking spammers. 🖕🏻

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Careful mate, might be a bit hot.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Me? Oh, I have a small furniture business.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

What do you call it when something dropping off a cliff drops of another cliff?

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Cleaning a vacuum cleaner with its own sucky hose feels wrong

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Suffering from too much cash? Then help support Google by looking at this advert for yet another bullshit medical device.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

DOGE confirms Trump Fireworks to be the most efficient way to entertain the nation scotching rumors that anybody ever promised the $3bn lunar landing system would be touching down on the moon in 2024.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Congratulations to RFK Jnr on his new role at the Whitehouse.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

More on the world pissing itself as the Domesday Clock's minute hand starts moving towards twelve after this breaking news:

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Elon Musk's son hacks his dad's Neuralink implant, announcing that he now 'rules Trumptown'.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Thanos confirmed as head of Human Wellbeing and Lovely Outcomes by vacant-eyed Senate

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Far too much mashed potato is the finest form of mashed potato.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Bro... that's a bit much.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Breaking: Tesla Bots to come with a choice of "facia options"

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Eating this today in the hope it'll dim my cognition enough to be less bothered. You know - like back in the 70s when we inhaled lead and everything was sunny and school holidays lasted for months and you could buy a house with pocket change.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I can divest myself of META. I can divest myself of META.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Still waiting for the rich and powerful to make the world a better place for all. That is why they need all this wealth and power right? Right?

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

This is the Trent with two teas 🫖 👂🏻= Kloy Gyn by Efterklang

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

It'd save a lot of time if we just handed them power now. Or we could just talk about them every fucking day for the next four and a half years then do it.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Know your place Farage. Don't go against your paymaster if you want the cash.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

“I’m driving home for Christmas, I can’t wait to see their faeces”

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Seems that reflexology has nothing to offer people with foot problems other than lightening their wallet. #bullshit

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Damn & blast it - I broke a nail. Not particularly remarkable you may think... but this is the first time following a lifetime of nibbling, tearing & picking at fingernails that it's happened. Last summer I just stopped. If I could just follow through & do other things adults do that'd be great.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Order today in time for Christmas.

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Mr.Bit @bartles.bsky.social · 01/01/2024

Tino doesn't like NYE fireworks, or any fireworks for that matter.

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