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Barstool Philosopher 🥃

@barstoolphd.bsky.social
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Asheville-based, Twitter/X refugee, independent, free-thinking whiskey distiller with a really bad attitude towards fascists…and lots of dad jokes.

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 13h
Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 13h
Hassett: “People are happy and paying back their loans” US Courts:
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 13h
Here’s the “big picture” on housing that the grinning idiot is referring to.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I recall the USA invoking Article 5 in 2001 with no bombs or missiles being used in the attacks.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All of the Trump-humping truckers, farmers, manufacturers and construction business owners can all go suck it. They deserve to reap what they’ve sowed.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why the fuck would I say that sort of dumb shit? Biden wasn’t any better at articulating the threat during his portion of the re-election campaign and he didn’t provide much help to Kamala after she stepped up. So take your blah blah misogynist finger-pointing and fuck right off.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One speech warning about Trump’s threat to America. One week prior to election. Not good enough. Not nearly good enough for the sitting Vice President of the USA at the time.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Why are you going to MAGA cultservative states?” Those klan rallies always need their grand wizard…
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I will 100% be thinking of Trump when I vote in this election. I will even bring my reminder…
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not that facts matter to the MAGA cultservatives, but it’s helpful to look at the ACTUAL data Trump’s own administration is putting out:
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
IIRC— Harris primarily campaigned on a message of “joy”, rather than the reality of the threat Trump and his administration would inevitably bring against American society. There was certainly enough source material and $$$ available.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it true that Manhattan Institute fundraising events are also known as “drunken sex orgies”?
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Probably better to keep all of the facist-loving, pedophile-supporting, immigrant-harassing scumbags together in plain sight for as long as possible.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great news!! Next step: Getting Republicans to pull themselves out of North Carolina. Forever.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem is that Republican voters overwhelmingly chose this dementia-riddled, narcissistic psychopathic fascist for the THIRD straight time to represent them…combined with a Democratic Party that ran a weak-ass campaign when they should have been FAR more vicious.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m not generous to the 2016/2020 voters either. It’s just that Trump’s criminal activities leading up to 2024 election were so egregious and well-known to anyone with half a brain cell, that I have a special circle of hell I’d like to see those voters end up in.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t give a single fuck how much Trump voters “regret” thier vote. After living through Trump’s criminal actions, negligence in COVID response, and insurrection attempt during first term, I will NEVER forget or forgive anyone who voted for Trump in 2024.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump’s “friend” wasn’t wrong…
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell yes, New York Governor Kathy Hochul has appointed Attorney General Letitia James as special prosecutor to oversee the Cornell 7 rape case after DA Matthew Van Houten failed to do his job. Those 7 rapists are fucked and I’m so here for justice to be served.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone needs to take the chair away from this fat, fascist fuckface.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I miss Hitch.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like he still has a Nickleback poster above his bed from 2007.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Next up: He will “weave” something about electricity and sharks in with his ice cubes and data centers bullshit.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump would definitely win about 25% of the popular vote if he ran against Obama.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe Trump can experience how difficult the procedure is personally if he is ever brought to justice for all of the people he has had murdered off the South American coast.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 01/10/2026
Libertarian and other third-party candidates are poised to play a particularly consequential role this cycle—likely as spoilers for Republicans, and likely to a greater degree than in the past. The latest edition of The Opposition from Lauren Egan:
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How Some TOTAL Unknowns Could F*ck Up Republicans’ Midterms
Libertarian candidates are polling surprisingly well. In close races, a few points could be all Democrats need.
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RickP @itoldalthea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damn, I hate these mother fuckers. I’ve never despised anything as much as I do the Retrumplican Party. Close behind are those that fellate Trump daily, his enablers and fellow cons. They need to burn in hell.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 22/09/2026
These are on sale at the UN gift shop.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Step in the right direction: We don’t hear him. Next: We don’t see him. Soon: He is no longer here.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have a lot to sell, too. Hard to keep up with demand.
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ProudDetroiter @detroitstrong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If I stopped trading with my local gas stations I would make soooo much money. #trumponomocs
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 16/09/2026
NEW: Impeach them. ALL of them. www.thebulwark.com/p/impeach-th...
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Impeach Them. All of Them.
Hegseth is only the beginning.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hoping that the Fat Fascist Fucktard’s cholesterol & blood pressure are similarly hiked. Nature do your thing.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man looks like Gordon Gecko’s idiot brother.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Prove Me Wrong: The Republicunts are both the most cowardly and the most corrupt political organization ever established in the USA.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey Indiana, good luck with your Israeli maple syrup, whiskey and hockey equipment. 😂
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hmmm. Maybe Canada should start drone bombing “suspicious” US trucks. /s
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Even Walmart’s lowest quality ground beef is $7/pound. These cultservatives can’t tell the truth about anything…not even grocery prices.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump disagrees with Blanche’s characterization:
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kash’s dog and pony show is really something to be concerned about.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Agreed. There should be a very thorough investigation…especially at how miraculously Trump’s ear grew back after getting “shot”.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If only Trump had been walking through that heavily trafficked hallway at the moment the ceiling fell “with a thud”.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kash “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere” Patel needs to get to the bar.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s a collection Mussolini’s own essays/speeches. Sort of a fascist version of “Mein Kampf”.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Patel: “What I believe in is the rule of law” Bitch, please. How many felonies have Trump, his family members, and members of his Administration committed over the past 18 months?
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Follow up: “Since you won’t comply with your sworn oath to testify truthfully, you will be charged with Contempt. Enjoy your jail cell, Scott.”
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s not communism…but it is Economic Fascism. They are operating straight from the playbook:
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bessent: “If we need to” Correct response: Motherfucker, according to the Constitution, YOU NEED TO!
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Are we sure that’s not Elaine Chao wearing a Mitch mask?
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