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Barstool Philosopher 🥃

@barstoolphd.bsky.social
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Asheville-based, Twitter/X refugee, independent, free-thinking whiskey distiller with a really bad attitude towards fascists…and lots of dad jokes.

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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
$20 Trillion…maybe in Zimbabwe dollars.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hassett: “People are happy and paying back their loans” US Courts:
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here’s the “big picture” on housing that the grinning idiot is referring to.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Why are you going to MAGA cultservative states?” Those klan rallies always need their grand wizard…
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I will 100% be thinking of Trump when I vote in this election. I will even bring my reminder…
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not that facts matter to the MAGA cultservatives, but it’s helpful to look at the ACTUAL data Trump’s own administration is putting out:
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump’s “friend” wasn’t wrong…
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone needs to take the chair away from this fat, fascist fuckface.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I miss Hitch.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have a lot to sell, too. Hard to keep up with demand.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Even Walmart’s lowest quality ground beef is $7/pound. These cultservatives can’t tell the truth about anything…not even grocery prices.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump disagrees with Blanche’s characterization:
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Agreed. There should be a very thorough investigation…especially at how miraculously Trump’s ear grew back after getting “shot”.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s not communism…but it is Economic Fascism. They are operating straight from the playbook:
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch and his “entourage” arriving on Wednesday.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey JD, does piracy count as “building a business”?
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of JD’s fraudsters:
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mandy Moore approves.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Here’s that report with all of the Exquisite and Elite weapons you asked for, sir. Given to you with all my exquisite and elite devotion. —Natalie
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do military leaders control US foreign policy? If so, why do we pay for this?
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just following the instruction manual…
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fact Check: TRUE. Also true, Benny is pro-Putin asset funded by Russia.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My man looks like a bearded Ken doll.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Time to make the Kool-Aid…
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yep.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
MAGAnomics: Pay out $5000 while Americans still pay $2500 more due to Trump’s illegal tariffs, $4+ gas due to Trump’s illegal war, and running up ANOTHER $1.5 TRILLION in debt when US bonds are already in deep trouble.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“That’s my good boy” —Bibi
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No bombshell…Fetterman loves hanging with fascists and war criminals.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Maybe Paxton could be cast as Trump in a future (horror) movie.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AIPAC approves Fetterman’s message at Fascistpalooza.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tim Scott channeling Camacho.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trump: “What we’ve done is amazing” At 33% of the USA population agrees with this psychopath.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This guy is NOT happy with Trump’s view of trade…
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Barstool Philosopher has some words for Stephen A-hole Smith:
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Found a great place to build a huge data center. Probably should build a lot of windmills on that land, too. 😉
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I remember what Trump inherited from the Biden administration…
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
MAGA midterm campaign slogan
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trump: “We are the pirates now”
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Be careful, Sean. JD said the same thing about Charlie Kirk’s wife. You know what happened there…
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When even Mickey Mouse has to facepalm from the irony and projection…
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Spoken by a guy who definitely knows gold content:
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ok. Then keep the American flag up and burn that piece of shit hanging on the DoJ building.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Related: When are Trump-voting farmers going to “work for free”?
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fun fact: Trump is losing the messaging war with Iran as badly as the military one he started.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Right, JD…the US military wasn’t getting a fuckton of money during the Biden…oh wait…
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Trump: “Canada has been ripping us off for years…” Canada: Ok…Buy your energy somewhere else.
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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“she’s a stalker” Written by an expert on the subject.
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