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ElDinoBambino

@barscap.bsky.social
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Mainly here for the Toon. Former sell-side analyst dude. Econ/Markets. L/S trader. Bullish Lewis Hall. Not financial advice, DYDD. #NUFC

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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Yeah.. it was probably a bunch of Federal workers at the National Parks or DMV who put on a billion dollars of oil shorts and SPY calls 10 mins before that initial ceasefire was announced by Trump a few weeks back. We need to get to the bottom of this.. 🫠
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Hmm... let me guess.. erm.. piss? 🤔
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
WTAF? 45 x UCL tickets for Newcastle vs Barcelona to a bunch of Scottish private school kids Don't worry about those pesky NUFC members eh? #NUFC
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Woltemade = The Man-Machine
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Clutching at straws maybe, but looks like Kolo Muani to Juve is off presently (Romano).. SVMM reel "Welcome to Newcastle" posted now on YT.. Something cooking? 👀 #NUFC
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
FWIW, this is from Saudi/NUFC X account with 23k followers yesterday..
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I know stats don't tell the whole story - but I wouldn't be paying 60m for this.. Forest did well over 38 games, but their last 1/3 season was relegation-form.. could not score goals.. Wood dried up, and so did Elanga..
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Tim Howard back in the day...
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I enjoyed this from yesterday...
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Into these part-time ski Instructor dentist bastards.. #ANDENG #NUFC
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
4 Down in today's Daily Mail crossword.. (no, not my copy) What a year it's been for him: Cup, UCL, England call-up, crossword clue.. #NUFC
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Bluesky needs to add this to the roster..
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Window's open.. #NUFC
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Bill Nighy, The Crystal Palace guy-ey...
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
whenever you think you're cool, look at Sandro... I love Bruno man, but Sandro Tonali..
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Ana - can I just say that Bruno Guimaires (🇧🇷) is the greatest futbolista in the world... I love this guy.. My hometown team. Newcastle United. Our Captain. He is a proper Geordie. Special.
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Keep the faith, it's meant to be... If we win it next year, would be 100yrs since Hughie last lifted the trophy...
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Newcastle United legend keeper at the Music Box, San Diego 5th June - I wonder if he'd sign a shirt? 😅 #NUFC
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Yeah - I mean they still "fit" as a nod to our seafaring heritage - but as you see more clearly on the current badge - the top half are proper horses: head-shape, mane, hooves etc. Just with a fish's arse..
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
the "leaked" one floating around - looks a bit "meh" IMHO
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
as sad as it is, this happens to some players - if you look at Wilson's available minutes - they just go off a cliff.. it was obvious we should have sold him a couple of years ago IMO.
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Never been happier to see Juve beat Bologna 0-1 away.. I just love Serie A.. Forza Juve!
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
the associative delusion of these chuds. I have to watch people like this tell me that a recession is the medicine this country needs..
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
football shirt (soccer jersey) shipped from UK now has a $200 tariff surcharge on it..
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Owl not at the Vet #3 But clearly in a hurry..
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Owls at the Vet #2 - "Dude, can you just not?"
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Owls at the Vet... #1 I am apex predator, only a slight flutter from above, and then the hammer of death in my beak small rodent... Wait, stop.. I look stupid...
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I love owls being weighed. Also young owls' legs are too weak to hold themselves up, so they just sploot like this when they're tired or need a nap...
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Snek getting CT scan...
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
fuck'n gammon..
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I lived in the UK while Carney was Chairman of the Bank of England, and I can confirm he lived in a broken down shack on the outskirts of Macclesfield. He's real, people.. That's Mark Carney's Y-reg 35-yr old Vauxhall Cavalier L you can see on the right..
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
this one -
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Two stabs at "inherently"... successfully failed.. Twice..
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