Why spend a few minutes to drive to a restaurant to pick up food when you can call DoorDash and have it delivered to your home -- for a lot more…

"Coffee doesn’t fix everything, but it does add a tiny emotional handrail to the staircase of nonsense" is a coffee saying that was…

Television advertisements can help create addictions. "Every American commercial: 'We know you're depressed because society is…

Television advertisements can help create addictions. "Every American commercial: 'We know you're depressed because society is…

Washing machine minutes often seem longer than real minutes when one is waiting for the machine to finish. "Why are the qashing machine…

Many people believe it's an honor to be asked to pose nude for an art class, reflecting that other people admire the poser's body. A joke…

Historian Barry Popik has spent three decades delving into how New York City got its nickname, The Big Apple, and he has linked it to the horseracing industry in Louisiana in 1920.

Some people like to stay at home and do not like to be seen in public. "If you see me in public, it's AI" is a jocular saying that…

Is hot cheese a good reason for living? This was posted on X/Twitter by NOT A WOLF on June 5, 2017, and it received over 4,000 likes: "LIFE IS…

“Uncle Sam,” as a personification of the United States, certainly goes back to the early days of the nation, emerging soon after the American Revolution. Everyone agrees that his name is an expansion ...

“Uncle Sam,” as a personification of the United States, certainly goes back to the early days of the nation, emerging soon after the American Revolution. Everyone agrees that his name is an expansion ...

“Uncle Sam,” as a personification of the United States, certainly goes back to the early days of the nation, emerging soon after the American Revolution. Everyone agrees that his name is an expansion ...

Potatoes grow fast. "Nothing freaks me out more than when you leave potatoes in the pantry for too long and they start growing horns" was…

A wedding guest often has to confirm the invitation, and also state the type of meal desired (such as chicken or fish). This was posted on…

Coffee might help someone to be awake and alert and aware, but is that really something positive? "I love my coffee but also being awake…

Coffee might help someone to be awake and alert and aware, but is that really something positive? "I love my coffee but also being awake…

Hikers often tell themselves that they're "almost there" at the end of the hike. This was posted on Facebook by National Park…

"Oh nothing, just wondering how the govt. acquired the earth and why do we have to pay them to live on it" (also "How did the…

"Oh nothing, just wondering how the govt. acquired the earth and why do we have to pay them to live on it" (also "How did the…

"If it involves steak, sunshine or potatoes, I’m probably down for it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker…

"Rigmarole" (also spelled "rigamarole") means something long, complicated and tedious. It is not the name for a pasta shape…

"Rigmarole" (also spelled "rigamarole") means something long, complicated and tedious. It is not the name for a pasta shape…

Mini Babybel cheese in encased in red wax, and several cheeses are grouped in a netted bag. This comment was posted by Phil Mann on X/Twitter (now…

"The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow" (or "The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel…

For an emergency (such as a hurricane), many people stock up on food and toilet paper. However, they often eat the food before the emergency event.…

For an emergency (such as a hurricane), many people stock up on food and toilet paper. However, they often eat the food before the emergency event.…

"Crazy is often being right, too early" is a saying that has been printed on many images Going against the current popular opinion is…

Many people do not understand how other people like to eat blue cheese. Some people think that the blue cheese-eating people are weird, like people…

"Losers quit when they're tired. Winners quit when they've won" is a sports and business saying that has been printed on many…

"If a cop pulls over a U-Haul, did he bust a move?" is a joke that has been printed on many images. A U-Haul is a vehicle for moving…

"Some people are the human equivalent of the liquid that comes out of the mustard bottle first" is a saying that has been printed on many…

"Life tried to chew me up and shit me out, but I’m built like ,orn" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Some corn comes…

There is such a thing as "Take your daughter to work day," but why not a "Take your friend to work day"? "there should be…

There is such a thing as "Take your daughter to work day," but why not a "Take your friend to work day"? "there should be…

A "big ask" is a big request made of someone -- a "big favor" to do a big, important job. This doesn't mean literally that…

"Due to personal reasons, I need..." is a meme. "Due to personal reasons, I need a hug" is one popular version of the meme.…

"I'm going to be more assertive, if that's OK/okay with you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…

Americans are supposed to keep the card with their Social Security number for their entire life. This sarcasm was posted on Reddit --…

The television news in the 1960s used to be just a guy in a suit (such as American broadcast journalist Walter Cronkite). Today's news has…

Calgary’s Lougheed House has announced a full lineup of events in the weeks leading up to Halloween.

"Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a box/pair of Crocs" is a jocular saying that has been…

"Pandemitard" is a portmanteau of the words "pandemic" and "retard." A pandemitard overreacts to pandemic information…

Many tortilla chips bags have little plastic windows so that a customer can see the chips, but potato chips bags usually do not have this window.…

It's not polite to insult coworkers and to call them stupid. "I can't call someone stupid at work, so I say 'walk me through…

In 2026, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) recalled many things, even lettuce. Some people felt like the joy in life was taken away. This…

Dogs often bring a toy, and then take it back. This was posted on Threads by tonygravix on October 2, 2026, and it received over 29,600 likes:…

"Engagement Chicken" led to "Marry Me Chicken," and other similarly named recipes. A woman who cooks such a dish for a man will…