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@barryjude.bsky.social
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just tuck the ticket in my baleen plate and keep the change. Of course I pay cash I don’t want to be tracked.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Deeply insecure males parse everything through a filter of “someone might see I’m a chickenshit so I better cosplay as the edgiest of edgelords and puff out my bony chest who cares who it hurts”
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 21/09/2026
There's such stressful oversupply of words right now; this horrific tsunami of thought-shaped dead word bodies belched out of methane-fuelled computer buildings. It's so gross. But it also makes me think hard about every word and sentence I write. It kills me to think I could commit the same crime.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/08/2026
"Today, everyone sees the name Taylor Farms and suddenly becomes the Hercule Poirot of the commode. You had our guacamole at noon. You experienced what you describe as a bowel emergency of unprecedented violence at 12:07. Case closed, you say."
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When You Really Think About It, Everything Makes You Poop (by Taylor Farms)
“Today, everyone sees the name Taylor Farms and suddenly becomes the Hercule Poirot of the commode. You had our guacamole at noon. You experienced what you d...
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Maybe it wasn’t for murder but this is still one of the most outrageous stitch-ups I have ever seen. For all our sakes, make them pay.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I am pretty sure she got her wish too.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Never met a question he wouldn’t beg. It’s not that these people did not “comply” and absent a mortal threat or imminent risk failure to comply does not require deadly force in response. But they know this.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Berton looks like he is really channeling his namesake here - gruff, avuncular, charming. An ideal panelist or travel companion.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
That's his jam
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
In my Canadian metro area bike lane hate has become a shibboleth for Maple MAGA types. Yesterday: "The 7th Ave bike lane is dirty and attracting raccoons which attack children and pets" (This was an actual claim on a FB community forum. I dearly wish I was creative enough to imagine this)
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We need an Arsa Vista Social Club
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Duping delight is the resting bitch face of Mar-a-Lago face.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
In the name of the Omar, the Little, and the Rest of The Wire, “Oh, indeed”.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Welcome to Escadrille de les Espadrilles
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Coming soon to HBO Max: The Almost Pitt
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/02/2026
"I forced the shape of English onto resisting tongues and then dared to call it 'broken.'"
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I’m Still Your America
Hey, patriot. It’s been a week. As ICE spreads terror through the streets, and Teacup Eichmann presided over the murder of yet another innocent civ...
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Why settle for je ne sais quoi when you can have je ne sais jamais?
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Pathetic
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Lydia Polgreen @polgreen.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The execution of Alex Pretti is playing so badly because you can look at his actions and life story - his last act was helping, boy scout, athlete, health care worker to veterans - and compare those to the men who killed him and know which you would want to be your son, brother, father, uncle.
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/12/2025
If people admire you, they put your name on buildings. If you have to do it yourself, well… that’s different.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Troops from Russia attacked Finland. Just not yesterday. Big. Fucking. Deal.
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Dr. Jens Foell @jensfoell.de · 25/11/2025
Roses are red That dino looks ill
Headline saying “Fossil vomit contains new species of pterosaur from Brazil”. For additional info apart from the joke, the sub-headed says: “Filter-feeding flying reptile was likely devoured by a dinosaur during the early Cretaceous”
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Well good that he's researching solid objects. I had a cat that was into fluid dynamics or something, and it was nasty.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
"Pie-eyed sociopathic cultist breezily defends degenerate grifter-in-chief." Works for me.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Clearly the finest petroleum feedstocks went into those...egg-analogous breakfast items.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
creating the department of microwaves and wondering why i didn’t win the Safe for Metal Forks Prize
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
And you are still...oblivious. Bye!
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Dr CPW’s original post was fine as it stood. Your criticism was unwarranted and unhelpful - harmful even. You cast yourself as a defender of truth and accuracy. Not that time. You were being pedantic, condescending, and obfuscating. I may call that out whenever I see it. Cheers.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 30/09/2025
THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Truth and accuracy? Your "correction" was an obfuscation. You don't seem to be able to tell the difference and that is too bad.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
That you are a fly-shit picker is not an arbitrary assertion. Viz: your post. What you choose to do from here on is up to you.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Sacrifice the truth? Are you barking mad? If you want to "improve public discourse" in any fashion you should learn the difference between adhering to truth and being a self-congratulatory pedant. You whiffed on this one. A wise man would take the L and move on.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
While it is "not literally true" that you just picked a bunch of good ol' fly shit out of pepper just now, it is "illustrative" of a certain mindset. People need to wake the fuck up. There is no need to qualify or dilute this message, but just the opposite.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 19/09/2025
"I like so many things about free speech. I like that my friends on TV can say they want to kill homeless people and then keep showing up for work like nothing happened."
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I Like Free Speech So Much That I’ve Decided It’s Just Mine Now
“President Trump said networks giving him negative coverage may deserve to have their licenses revoked, ramping up threats administration officials...
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John Pettus @johngpettus.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Bertrand Russell, at 89 years old, to Sir Oswald Mosley, a man most famous for founding, in 1932, the British Union of Fascists. I'm all for civil discourse. But everyone can and should draw a line at who they will talk to. Notice that Russell did not demean himself with incivility, either.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I think you’re confusing the start with the beginning of the end.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Little sister Amsoil carried a lifelong grudge.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
This. Exactly this. Push back on their bullshit. Make them show their work. Show them for the charlatans they are. No more bothsidesing.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Salute
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Mitochondrial challenges? WTAF?! He does not know what mitochondria are. Someone learned a new word – but he has no fucking idea what he's talking about. He cannot define inflammation. He's not a scientist. He has no science background. He's not a physician. Get him out of HHS. Now.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
“Their behaviour” is doing a lot of work here. Insisting on my humanity and that of others? Go ahead and move right. Gratuitous abuse, doxxing, assault, death threats? Well I can see how that might…oh wait…
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
But you, Ms. Gandy definitely do. 🤣🤣🤣
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Bork was intellectually qualified but his views were beyond the pale; he did not need to be painted as such. See abortion, civil and voting rights, history with Nixon etc. He needed borking (like some do today, badly). If you feel tingly for fascists, borking is not the problem.
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Was reading this in the siddur margins this evening... "There is an evil which most of us condone and are even guilty of: indifference to evil... Indifference to evil is more insidious than evil itself; it is more universal, more contagious, more dangerous." www.jewishideas.org/article/sele...
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
A Hillbilly went to Nantucket For GOP cash by the bucket, But the folks made him stare At his head with no hair Till he snivelled and left, crying…
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
We are blessed as shit (and whatnot)
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Thanks for bringing this up. I just donated to the dog's GoFundMe. I hope if ever needed I can be as brave as this young woman, be it to protect child or dog or bear (lot of bears in BC also asshole tourists). Life's weird. You never know what snoot may need booping or when. Be ready.
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barryjude.bsky.social @barryjude.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Porta potty poetry
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