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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Proof of my gay card, i honestly thought this was going to be a consumer alert about thread counts on our favorite linens and bedsheets.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I had to read the article 3 or 4 times but i was finally able to, what's the word?, comprehend. (It's been kind of hazy outside.)

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Obama Appreciation Day June 14, 2026

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

We need next presidential election day tee shirts with "I've had enough. Thank you, darling."

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Done that too. I thought i was the only one.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Road trip was okay i guess. Didn't hardly see much on account of the fog and the huge moose in my face😆

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I do not believe that doing the sneaky thing the other Party did is making much progress. But treading water and NOT losing a 250 year sustained Republic is something.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I will absolutely assume that this is by your hands and not AI, and say that you belong in a gallery if you are not already!! Please share more. I'm so pleased to have found this on my feed.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Nothing to see here. Move along ....

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I mean. Just in case it isn't obvi. Americans are cheering Canada for the gold this Olympics. No seriously...We know..we know.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I noticed ppl haven't understood your mascs post yet in the comments & that makes me sad🫤. But me and The Weather Girls get you. You are seen.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

The young kids' slang has gotten so weird that I actually thought there was something called 'slump' that i have been reading

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Oh dear. Oh dear dear dear me...i hope Bacon isn't running for re-election. GOP isn't looking for anyone's thoughts or comments on a subject.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Also, Floyd Pepper (The Electric Mahem- Muppets house band)

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Yes yes of course. Positivity for sure. FOR SURE. But let's say world peace could be achieved and hunger eradicated, if Danielle just gave up one movie of 2025 we might all take a pass on...

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

I believe it's obvious that we will never discover time travel. Someone surely would've come for us by now. Americans will have to rescue ourselves, I think.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

*me asking AI what does AYA stand for*

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

@wheeloffortune Sorry, but offering a prize trip to Morocco is not a chill move!. And you gave it to a gay boy?! We may never see him again. Same-sex activity is a criminal offense in Morocco, punishable by up to three years in prison. Just keep giving the Disney cruises instead.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Wow! I don't know which of my favorite tech devices and software to throw in the nearest bin FIRST! They're all sort of racing to the bottom.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

That's good to hear. It's always scary when they show up with guns.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

I feel like we need Elmo to check in on us again.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Beautiful! I don't know the scienc-ey name for this cluster, but mine is "dancing Pepe from the Muppets" (ho-kay?) 🙂❤️

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

I always practice safe & defensive driving techniques. Always wear a seatbelt, adjust your mirrors, and never drive while black.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Yeah. It turns out, the latest Pope still thinks women are 2nd class, and queer people can just cross their arms and blink like Jeannie (1960s TV reference) and be straight catholics.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

A german and a jew enter a song contest..stop me if you've heard this one..

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

These crashes have been happening since small planes and helicopters have existed. Trust that we are not stupid. You've decided to make small plane crashes a headline suddenly.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I'm sorry who are they? And what's Big Brothe....never mind.

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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 02/04/2025

Happy birthday, Pedro Pascal! #NewYorkerCartoons A cartoon by David Ostow, from 2024.

A man lays on a couch while his therapist says to him, “It’s not strange at all—lately, a lot of people are reporting that their faith in humanity is riding entirely on whether or not Pedro Pascal is as nice as he seems.”

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

I'm a Boomer. And have no clue what your post says. I'm really hoping it has one or two typos at least. Finished by review might be "finished my review" but then I'm still no better off. Good luck with Gen Z though

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I guess maybe Trump is for renewable energy after all. Because I think today's temper tantrum just shut USA out of Ukraine's crude oil. Honestly not sure why any Nation would want to talk to us. We're "drunk hands-y uncle at the wedding" right now.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Please tell me this is fake anf AI generated. It really looks like it's the POTUS selling citizenships which is never a thing.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I sat on the toilet and read your tweets. It's a full time job

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

It is Day 2,147 of unwanted political texts and I am starting to believe typing STOP doesn't actually do anything.

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

...yeah, that sounds about right

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

It's an unconstitutional bill. Are they just writing stuff on toilet paper to please Das Führer now?

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Barry Johnston @barryj14.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Where are her security!? I am a senior citizen but i've got weekends free if we need to form a circle of Boomer men around her to leave an airport. Sheeesh!

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