theonion.com
Musk Announces All 340 Million Americans Must Strip And Take Turn Pushing The Wheel Of Pain
WASHINGTON—In a controversial move that has outraged those critical of President Trump’s agenda, Elon Musk announced Friday that all 340 million Americans must strip and take a turn pushing the Wheel of Pain. “Pulling off your garments and crawling into the pit in order to lash yourself to the Wheel of Pain is something that […]