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@barrydancer.bsky.social
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Star Trek. Tottenham Hotspur. Dodgers. Ford Mustang. Lapsed wannabe Civil War historian. Named after the Bee Gees... all three of them.

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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 10m
My initial reaction was I didn't like this guy and why is he in everything? But then I was like, whatever man get paid. But the gut knoes. It knows.
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
US Acres. That's some rough shit.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you liked the old Scrubs, the reboot is very well done I think.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social here, who I have never given my number or permission to contact me, texting me three times in an hour yesterday asking for cash. After blocking that number, there's a new one today. Please leave me alone.
@sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social spam fundraising text.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy forking shirtballs I wish I knew who sold my phone number to every politician in Ohio. I've probably blocked 50 numbers by now.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine being the worst Senator from Missouri when your only competition is Josh Hawley…
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I personally really liked Enterprise, though I know a lot of folks didn't.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 26/09/2026
Well I can’t say I like that one bit
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 29/07/2026
Sam Altman, who recently said in an interview that everyone will get to have their own genie

He has a speech bubble
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/09/2026
Voyager Instruments xkcd.com/3302/
 3-panel comic. (1) [Person with shoulder-length hair gestures at diagrams on wall in front of table with three people.] PERSON 1: As the radioactive power source on *Voyager 1* weakens, we’ve been turning instruments off to conserve power. (2) PERSON 1: Only two instruments remain. Do we want to lose the plasma wave subsystem or the magnetometer? (3) PERSON 2 with ponytail: You know, if we just turned off Greg’s LED underlighting– PERSON 4 with short hair: Absolutely not. PERSON 3: Dammit, Greg. PERSON 4: I will *not* allow us to look uncool in front of aliens.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well now I have PTSD again.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Other rhan a little window rattle, we've been very pleased with our Equinox EV.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why would you advertise premium Nazi bar access here, of all places?
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Living in Ohio in an election year sucks balls.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
God willing, it looks like we may get a second chance to save this republic. But if you don't break these motherfuckers, we won't get a third.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Id often soeedrun religious fundamentalism and then overrun everyone with fanatics units. Can build all you want with no unhappy citizens. Who needs science?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@Very__Regular

george lucas, 1975 (in tunisia, severely dehydrated, over budget) sure, yeah. put the little blue guy in the background. is alec still in his trailer

guy who gets mad for money on youtube, 2024: and now disney made Deebo Threebo green. that's how little respect they have for you
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't check all their work, but I do ask my kids every day if they have any HW and offer to help if they need anything. I always figured that just came with the dad job.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I gotta get these like plexiglass cases to put some of them in and relocate them. Or refinish the basement.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is your wife into large, stupid Lego sets? Because mine is rather unhappy we no longer have a dining room table, as it's covered in large, stupid Lego sets.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hotdogguy.gif
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Boy, did these people buy the wrong phone number.
Pro data center spam text
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm guessing this is not the old board game or short-lived TV series?
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Helgen but it's Trogdor the Burninator on the tower. The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad and Teen Girl Squad are below. Cheerleader says "what in Bolivia is that??"
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Uncritical support to Lilly Wachowski in her battle with the mold witch, get her ass
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think the leading character analysis of the films was the piece that talked about how Christopher Reeve was the best Superman(undisputed) because he was the only actor to play Clark Kent who was also a Superman trying to be Kal El and not Kal El the Superman sometimes pretending to be Clark Kent
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think this may be the most profane thing I've ever seen.
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Muppets ARE the premise! Get a celeb to sing a song, fall off a ladder, kiss Miss Piggy, and that’s your format. Do that 12 times. You’re welcome
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 20/04/2024
A friend of mine showed me this a long time ago and once in a blue moon “Bishop is alternate universe Gary Coleman with a hella massive glow up” pops back into my very accursed brain.
Gary Coleman from an Electric Company Magazine cover and Bishop from the X-Men wearing the exact same outfit
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Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wife saw that Ocarina of Time remake trailer and was like, Yes, pre-order now. She always liked that one best.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think I had that many today, too... I'll see myself out.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They just let it out for a bit of fresh air and it got lost is all.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pete is there because he will roll tanks on Americans without hesitation and Trump knows this. I think he's safe sans impeachment.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My wife and I are really liking Lanterns so far.
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Marian Call @mariancall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
bugs is a trickster god, an ageless elder being one should take pains not to cross. he must be treated with respect or dire consequences follow
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Willow Catelyn Maclay @willowcatelyn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Biggest problem with modern Looney Tunes, even COYOTE VS ACME (which I like) is that Bugs Bunny has been sanded down into a mascot. You watch him in the 40s or 50s and he's a freaky lil dress-up pervert who is down for anything. Assigned diva at birth. Nowadays, he's just a regular guy. Not my Bugs.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my girlfriend has never seen any of the rocky movies. i am struggling to convince her that: 1. the first rocky is legitimately one of the best movies of all time, 2. rocky 4 ended the cold war.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ally and Nellie.
Ally, a majestic black American Shorthair that looks like a baby panther. A grey and white American Shorthair looking loving, but like you're bothering her.
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In any sane universe the 25th Amendment would've manifested itself into a kaiju and would be stomping around DC right now
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There's a guy with a big ass F-14 with working sweep wings that is awesome.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would 100% support a law that says if any digital platform removes your access to media you paid for then they are required to refund you the entirety of the original purchase price. That would solve this whole thing in a hurry.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I believe one of those things happened.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 01/09/2026
nobody in history has ever gotten a bigger "affirmative action" boost than JD Vance. these Yale mfs brought him in, literally taught him how to use a knife and fork, handed him to Amy Chua to learn ruthless sociopathy, and then a tech billionaire bought him a Senate seat over the counter
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
While you're on 116th,maybe talk Columbia into honoring its agreement with the city and opening up the campus again?
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kushner made sure he and his were gonma be protected.
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Barry @barrydancer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That's why he was meeting with Kushner. To assure him they're safe.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 31/08/2026
Narrator: they did not
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Billionaire CEO says charity is a ‘negative’ for the world: ‘I’m not going to do that’
Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong has a net worth of several billion dollars, but don’t expect him to donate to charity or do any kind of philanthropy anytime soon. During a recent interview, Armstrong exp...
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