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Barry Bearson

@barrybearson.bsky.social
2.2K followers 358 following 197 posts

I'm your internet boyfriend, I just barged in here acting this way. no fembots please 😊

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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sauna is cooling down for the night but I still got a fever 🥵
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got a fever and the only cure is... there ain't no cure. Just gotta stick it out. 😤😤😤
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tonight we're taking the long way home.
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I lost my voice cheering at the ultimate joust, which became a life or death battle between loyalists and traitors to decide the fate of the queen and queendom. 🫨🫢😱
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes, I told you to see me after class. But I didn't mean in here. 👨‍🏫
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TRUMP'S 9/11 (INSIDE JOB) RECOLLECTIONS TLDR: BUT THEN WE ALL KISSED 💥🛩🍊🤡💩💲 YOU LOVE UNHINGED BARRY 💋
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Im more than I was yesterday and less than I will be tomorrow 😌
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Some days, man 😰
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jul 13, 2014 Sun, 6:01 PM GMT-04:00
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
July 19, 2015 - 1:03 PM
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Im an American!" - Arthur Morgan
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Come get some 🍼
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just relaxing. A little chubbed but not really wanking.
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We cant just be normal 😤
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Pores: vaccuumed Beard and mustache: trimmed
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hey, guys? I think maybe living in an apocalypse world like Fallout would actually not be fun based on the dream I just had where everything was dirty and broken and there was nothing safe to eat and everyone was crazy and also really mean?
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We have everything we need in here. ❄️❄️❄️ Snacks and scary stories and some tissues. 👀 Outside it is hot and stormy. 🌩 This is all part of a vibe. We're winning the battle. 🫡
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
How do you guys like to beat the heat? I've been beating my meat. Probably counter-productive...
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That is scary. I did everything for the day before 7am and have hidden inside where my AC is being hard pressed to keep things at 80. I need a bigger unit probably. 🥵
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Its me, the living humidifier. 🥵
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We're almost out of the green drank. It'll be hard to get more with all the National Guards and the fences up. But we know the real danger is the antifa terrorists who walk amongst us every day. 😔
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My birthday was yesterday! 🥳
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Morning is here and the stern, clear gaze of this 50 year old mustachio'd man greets you as well. 😤
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
For the next 24 hours it's my birthday! I will get banned if I tell anyone what I really want this year! 🥳 😮‍💨 (Weiners and buttholes.)
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Get it hot and wet 🥵
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everything hurts and Im tired. 🥲😤
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Lucid lovers me and you A deal of matchless value I was always quick to admit defeat Empty statements of bones and meat And my heart it shook with fear I'm a coward behind a shield and spear Take this sword and throw it far Let it shine under the morning star
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'll fix my collar but first I wanna pretend to be a cool swingin daddy for a minute 😌 🤫
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Today's my Ozempic shot day. Just poke me while Im not looking! 🫣
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The council of buttholes has called me to spread before them 😤
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The looks must always evolve. 🥸
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Lads, lads, lads... What ah've gone and done is sprained me jerkin arm. My selfies arm! 🥺
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
You are being threatened with domestic violence. 😭
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Ask me about my weekend plans! (It is a surprise!)
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I will not be reduced to the sum of my parts, I will not be objectified. 😤😆
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
One month til my 50th birthday 😵
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm doing that 50s style Barry hair upswoop. I'm ready to crash my motorbike into a bridge like a true bad boy and leave a river of tears behind! 😭 I'm more than a bit overdue on that actually. 😰🤫🧓
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It's really just about the balls tonight
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Feeling fresh, like cut grass. 🌱💐🌱
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Im only allowed to wear this hat when we're inside each other. 😘
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
You call this a good morning? 😤
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You don't have to be 💲 to be my ♂️ You don't have to be 😎 to rule my 🌏 Ain't no particular ♒️ I'm more compatible with I just want your extra ⌛️ and your 😘 😘 Thank you Bye-bye
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
They'll get him sooner or later! 🤫😤😌😵😆😚
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Under repair: Shower off limits 😤
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Yaaaaaaa! I was air humping in my sleep 🫠
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Good morning my dears. Let's spend it in bed. 😚
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Yes, we have been together in this whole thing for a long time!
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Thank you ❤️
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Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Thanks Richard ❤️
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