Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I got a fever and the only cure is... there ain't no cure. Just gotta stick it out. 😤😤😤 6672
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I lost my voice cheering at the ultimate joust, which became a life or death battle between loyalists and traitors to decide the fate of the queen and queendom. 🫨🫢😱 2281
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yes, I told you to see me after class. But I didn't mean in here. 👨🏫 81065
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026TRUMP'S 9/11 (INSIDE JOB) RECOLLECTIONS TLDR: BUT THEN WE ALL KISSED 💥🛩🍊🤡💩💲 YOU LOVE UNHINGED BARRY 💋 1311
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Im more than I was yesterday and less than I will be tomorrow 😌 8921
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Just relaxing. A little chubbed but not really wanking. 51439
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Pores: vaccuumed Beard and mustache: trimmed 3502
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Hey, guys? I think maybe living in an apocalypse world like Fallout would actually not be fun based on the dream I just had where everything was dirty and broken and there was nothing safe to eat and everyone was crazy and also really mean? 2482
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026We have everything we need in here. ❄️❄️❄️ Snacks and scary stories and some tissues. 👀 Outside it is hot and stormy. 🌩 This is all part of a vibe. We're winning the battle. 🫡 1481
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026How do you guys like to beat the heat? I've been beating my meat. Probably counter-productive... 2441
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026We're almost out of the green drank. It'll be hard to get more with all the National Guards and the fences up. But we know the real danger is the antifa terrorists who walk amongst us every day. 😔 3963
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Morning is here and the stern, clear gaze of this 50 year old mustachio'd man greets you as well. 😤 3430
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026For the next 24 hours it's my birthday! I will get banned if I tell anyone what I really want this year! 🥳 😮💨 (Weiners and buttholes.) 10571
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Lucid lovers me and you A deal of matchless value I was always quick to admit defeat Empty statements of bones and meat And my heart it shook with fear I'm a coward behind a shield and spear Take this sword and throw it far Let it shine under the morning star 1270
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I'll fix my collar but first I wanna pretend to be a cool swingin daddy for a minute 😌 🤫 3410
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Today's my Ozempic shot day. Just poke me while Im not looking! 🫣 5933
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The council of buttholes has called me to spread before them 😤 6935
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Lads, lads, lads... What ah've gone and done is sprained me jerkin arm. My selfies arm! 🥺 3541
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026You are being threatened with domestic violence. 😭 1421
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Ask me about my weekend plans! (It is a surprise!) 4562
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I will not be reduced to the sum of my parts, I will not be objectified. 😤😆 3520
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I'm doing that 50s style Barry hair upswoop. I'm ready to crash my motorbike into a bridge like a true bad boy and leave a river of tears behind! 😭 I'm more than a bit overdue on that actually. 😰🤫🧓 1331
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Im only allowed to wear this hat when we're inside each other. 😘 4631
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026You don't have to be 💲 to be my ♂️ You don't have to be 😎 to rule my 🌏 Ain't no particular ♒️ I'm more compatible with I just want your extra ⌛️ and your 😘 😘 Thank you Bye-bye 4824
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Good morning my dears. Let's spend it in bed. 😚 4600
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Idea: as part of our controlled crash out to get it all out of our systems we should all go get LISA tribute tattoos. Not me, Im not a tattoo person. But you should for sure. Make it iconic, make up a whole backstory. 😌 RIP LISA 🐾 2014-2026 🐾 3140
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Don't mind the Pokémon on the bed or cummy tissues on the floor. It's just life stuff. ☺️ 1541
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I'm hiding from everything this weekend. (Except the socials.) 5795
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Me and Leon Kennedy are the same age. And we both been fighting the monsters for just as long. 🧟♂️💥🔫😌 51228
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Actual photo taken the moment Jesus saved Barry Bearson from an unjust social media death. 😌 1270
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 22/02/2026If you come over we can put these together. I'm talking about our weiners. 🥳 3832
Barry Bearson @barrybearson.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I get less hugs than that outcast baby monkey! I dont want yer dirty monkey love anyway! 🐒 😭 1571
