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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 13h

Me hearing the front door open and Jimmy's feet running up the stairs the milisecond I've pooped.

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The Punisher: No, No, No, Wait, Wait, Wait

ALT: The Punisher: No, No, No, Wait, Wait, Wait

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 16h

"Pop"s and "Prip"s are underrated

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 29/09/2026

That thing is gonna come out like a tank shell without warning and destroy a building

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 28/09/2026

I genuinely love when normie takes are just so common sense and completely removed from the context of the drama. It's like when BG3 was advertising that you could have sex with a full on bear and them not knowing that it was an issue because people typically touch grass.

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 28/09/2026

That fennec Shiek is so fcking cool omg

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 27/09/2026

*Start filling diapers and being a complete handful immediately regardless*

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 27/09/2026

Caught a modern Star Trek movie on one time and as someone who has also "caught" modern Star Wars movies on (idgaf about Disney Star Wars lmao) I realised that you could take a still from either of them and I would likely not be able to tell you the difference, when it used to be VERY identifyable.

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 27/09/2026

I genuinely don't cringe more in my day than when I mistype something in google or search for an obscure line and the AI is like "Haha yeah X am I right?"

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 26/09/2026

I believe there's like 5% of people who see this and have any idea what this shitpost is referencing lmao

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 26/09/2026

The caretaker knows when my pamps are full at all times. The caretaker knows this because they know when it isn't.

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 26/09/2026

barnyardbulge.com/commissions/ I am open for 3 slots next month

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Commissions

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 25/09/2026

It certainly gets used like one ;)

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 24/09/2026

tbh it's the type of thing I bet Kojima would make a perfect horror game from

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 24/09/2026

Honestly incredibly suprised that no one has made a game or movie or anything around the thing of US army troops being able to see demons etc with the experimental night vision goggles in Vietnam.

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 22/09/2026

I like the idea staff didn't know how to approach the situation so they just meekly put the sign down

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 20/09/2026

Still love how rollable Star looks in this

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 20/09/2026

MILF Jager hypnotising and TFing you into somthing small like a bunny while you suck on my tits and dump out all your humanity on my knee.

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 20/09/2026

R: Dude, if you do that there's gonna be no room in the back for when I... M: When you what? R: N-Nothing! Shut up!

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 20/09/2026

Fluttershy has always been the best pants pooper of the lot

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Ina @inabunstar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

moo?! 🐮🐮 art trade collab with @cherrypie.tf

Cherry and Ina at the museum getting reality shifted into cows by a funny little artifact

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 19/09/2026

Premium members on barnyardbulge.com/members get the full res image and don't have to look at jpeg artifact soup ofc lol

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 19/09/2026

A lost hiker, Cade, is shaping up to be a perfect incubator for my eggs. Now it’s their only purpose: To remain at my nest and take and then lay my eggs. >:)c

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 19/09/2026

👀 ROR2 mentioned 🗣️🎈🎊

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 17/09/2026

Left is for the taller, more mature master maid that is semi in charge of the more accident prone and energetic maids on the right. Left knows EXACTLY how master likes things and gets annoyed that the ones on the right try too hard and fuck things up (even if sometimes it works out well)

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 17/09/2026

Went to press play I think I am stupid

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 16/09/2026

Technically their b-day sooooo ziggyshark.bsky.social insists it's the cake's fault his seat keeps getting bigger Uhuh... ;)c

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 15/09/2026

Me when I draw my very real four legged horse self with massive very real anus and massive very real ability to talk and do magical things to you.

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 14/09/2026

I'm honestly super happy to see an adult game like this doing so well

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 14/09/2026

Wonder how the feral haters are feeling about the success of openly horny Drag 'n Wash rn

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 13/09/2026

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Jager Darklite 🦨 @barnyardbulge.com · 13/09/2026

I can really understand how it feels and how logic doesn't seem to mean anything. But know for fact, you are worthy of those things

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