Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 19/09/2026A lost hiker, Cade, is shaping up to be a perfect incubator for my eggs. Now it’s their only purpose: To remain at my nest and take and then lay my eggs. >:)c 814818
Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 16/09/2026Technically their b-day sooooo ziggyshark.bsky.social insists it's the cake's fault his seat keeps getting bigger Uhuh... ;)c 141078164
Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 06/09/2026I like going through random FLStudio projects to try and figure out whatever random bs my usually sleep deprived past self was up to lol 10422
Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 01/09/2026I... well this is new... I guess being a skunk does have some... advantages. @dd-skunks.bsky.social are there for it, so when in rome! No idea how long this form is gonna last, they say like a month or something 😩 For now I am but a fart squirrel 17818135
Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 28/08/2026Have my ass as well. Still stuff to iron out, but it's there. 1116414
Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 23/08/2026Get me back to £700 and I'll make a 3D messing animation this week >:) 49334
Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 21/08/2026We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch. We had test subjects, we had a lab, we had TF potions, we had everything we needed and we were turning people into donkeys and it all ran like clockwork. You coulda shut your mouth gene-spliced and made as much mindless animals as you ever needed. 610224
Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 01/08/2026I've realised what this style looks like now www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF0w... 2572
Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 25/07/2026I cheat a lot. If you consider making a whole 3D render cheating XD 3120
Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 25/07/2026At least @stinkywhitewolf.bsky.social comes prepared with a diaper bag full of all sizes! @xephybun.bsky.social definitely knows the fun of being a bulgy butt now, which the next customer will probably enjoy c: 16925126
Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 25/07/2026I wish I knew what the person who makes accounts like this are thinking. Like is it really someone from the business? Is it someone who has a thing for roleplaying as a PR rep for a business? Is it all a 4D chess move and I've now advertised their business for them? 13495
Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 25/07/2026Nick wondered what all the diaper fuss he was hearing about was about. Turns out Judy wears and even really needs them when she sleeps, and in this lil' sleep over Nick is finding out something about himself :)c 131200199
Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 15/07/2026When you're not so prepared for being the owner, maybe you should be the dog instead. 1567786
Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 08/07/2026I have a problem. And that problem is that I still haven't drawn him yet. 5480
Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 07/07/2026Definitely got that F from potty training school 1220
Jager Darklite 🐴 @barnyardbulge.com · 26/06/2026Ppl are taking the 🐴 react button very literally lmao 4602