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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist

@barnaclebtch.bsky.social
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I like whales, but I'm no whale doctor. Natural born HenchThem PhD researcher plumbing the depths of fandom, ethics, and online science Content™️.

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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is not the writing of a healthy or safe man.
Chris Packard's cited article where he's just being weird as fuck about Sarah Goodridge's depiction of her own self portrait and her self portrait of just her breasts
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hold up @wikipedia.org, why do my mobile and web versions of the homepage have a different version of the featured article thumbnail??
Mobile version of Wikipedia front page with the featured article, Beauty Revealed, pictured clearly enough to inform the viewer that behind a text box, there is an incredibly well done painting of breasts. The web version of the featured article where the image of the portrait in question is replaced with a different, more traditional portrait of the artist's face, and no visible breasts :(
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Inside me there are two wolves
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gandalf meme but it reads: fly, my fools cuz he's talking to Maia's loyal gremlins and it doesn't super work if you think too hard about the context so probably just don't do that
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Best I can do is this graffiti near where I live in Canberra
BUSH DID 6 7
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I ran out of characters....
Wikipedia app with 98 tabs open because I'm a freak like that
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I have to know if @mattielubchansky.com's elementary school library the novel Sasquatch by Roland Smith, wherein the protagonist finds out D.B. Cooper was nursed back to health by a family of bigfeet after he parachuted out of that plane? Because mine sure did.
SASQUATCH by Roland Smith

Every five or so years I remember this book and am positive it was a fever dream until I find it online
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is how I know I've surrounded myself with the best people
@thrillhouse.bsky.social making an Indiana Jones reference in a reply @armadilldough making a reference to the same Indiana Jones seen in a fully separate reply chain
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The international kilogram prototype stored in a vault in Paris
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'd love to know what got her banned from Ravelry
Webpage for lacy crochet stitches with a banner reading "tired of woke crochet communities? I was too, so I created the Heaven Crochet Club, a peaceful space for crocheters rooted in biblical values"

Apparently whoever wrote the copy didn't believe in woke or ending a sentence
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
An early fly amanita mushroom looking gorgeous A fairy circle of white, flat capped mushrooms in the middle of some oak leaves
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Rainy days aren't so bad.
A tiny mushroom with a red orange cap popping up in the barkchips outside my office Same mushroom but closer for the full effect of this cutie
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Sickos meme
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I would die for her.
Rona, a perpetually anxious chihuahua, has an uncomfortable exchange with a hospital receptionist that starts with her clarifying that she isn't the patients family, but she is from a family and it goes downhill from there
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
When I have to attend a baroque garden party in the morning and a Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 tournament in the afternoon
The cuntiest Converse high tops that have ever existed with a shitty little heel and insanely pointy toes
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Making slides for a tutorial on science communication via podcasts. I'm using @maintenancephase.bsky.social as a good example of how to format show notes and source lists, and using @nogodsnomayors.com because the students deserve to see Pavarotti in ice
Episode notes from the T. Dan Smith episode of No Gods, No Mayors featuring the stature of Pavarotti surrounded by an ice rink
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Skyward Sword is the worst LoZ game but it has the best sky whale.
Levias, a big old sky whale covered in giant Barnacles and also he has a mustache for some reason.
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It's little things like this that make me fall in love with @wikipedia.org a little more every day
Except from the Wikipedia page for the "House on the Rock" with starts with the sentence:
The House on the Rock's website disputes the legitimacy of Boyum's story,[9] refuting his claims on a page titled "Wikipedia is wrong! There is no connection between Alex Jordan and Frank Lloyd Wright":[5]
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
You freaking kidding me right now? This rules!
Wikigacha card for the article on saccopharynx, a type of deep sea eel
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
oop
Graphic of total percentage of FOI requests granted in full starting in 2005, highlighting a sudden drop in requests granted the year Anthony Albanese became PM
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Obviously, the main story is this innocent child getting back home with his family But can we also appreciate this incredible painting???
A large canvas with a painting of an astronaut, covered in decorative blue floral patterns, sitting at a table with a bottle of wine or beer while a mariachi band plays behind them


On the table next to the wine is a pouty, blue frog
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Hell yeah
Photo of the Wheatus logo on the screen behind the band at a concert
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Rosellas have never once thought about AI slop or crypto currency.
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The kids are alright
Graffiti in a culvert which reads "BUSH DID 67"
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
What Big Motivational Poster doesn't want you to know is that we can just make out own masterpieces using ms paint
Classic black border and mismatched Gothic font style motivational poster featuring a bearded and sunglasses wearing David Lynch with the text GREAT GOOD LUCK (then in smaller, different font) WITH YOUR PROJECTS
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Also, you get to spend the entire piece imagining centaurs fighting reverse centaurs, which is fun.
One imagining of a reverse centaur featuring a horse head attached to a pair of human legs. While not the most traditional or technically correct approach, it is the funniest.
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Sunset lighting on a connex box labeled "the deep sea scientific drilling vessel CHIKYU"
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Goblin affirmations
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Finally, something on this expedition for me. (they let me touch the eldritch goop)
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Toughened glass. Etched on a ship's window, with the sea and sky out of focus in the background
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Chillin
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Who knew scientific ocean drilling could be so photogenic
A very large wrench with anime eyes and blush marks.
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
"and that's why the ocean cleanup project is a Thiel founded grift for techno optimist babies"
Toad standing on a stone, one hand raised and pointing towards the heavens, the other holding aloft a book of poems
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
@cheekface.bsky.social
Cheekface's album Empathically no.
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
What a great day for a movie with the @anu-popsicule.bsky.social
A screen featuring a snippet of Roger eberts review of Army of Darkness alongside the movie poster
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Newspapers used to stand for something
headline from 1938 Adelaide Chronicle article titled "Gay Crocheted Clown Is Easily Made"
Lede reads:
Any small child would be thrilled to find this gay clown in
her Christmas stocking. The toy is easily and quickly made
from wool in a simple crochet stitch. Either the body or 'head
portions could be used separately for soft balls for the baby.
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Sometimes Ravelry has exactly the thing I didn't know I needed
Ravelry post of a pattern for a "Gay Crocheted Clown" with a black and white illustration of a sort of crocheted snowman style 'clown', a small sphere for a head attached to a larger sphere body
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I'm not much one for having specific career goals outside of "have one" but I think living the kind of life that results in a Wikipedia portrait like this now a priority for me
From wikipedia caption: Dr. Darold Treffert poses at the Treffert Center in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, holding a puppet created in his likenss by his colleagues, circa 2019
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
mfw any of my little dudes in Silksong are being attacked.
the artist Cavetown performing Boys Will Be Bugs with the lyrics "I'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs" superimposed
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
"most people rejected his message. They hated pixelated boat because he told the truth"
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
👏
Self-belief causes meritocrats to act stupidly. I don’t mean this to be pejorative. They say and do stupid things not because they lack intelligence but because they are inattentive to their own shortcomings. They are stupid to the harm that they cause others. This is a type of stupidity, then, that is not intellectual. It’s moral.
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Uni leadership right now
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Ask R U OK?
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Big if true
Saturday Paper article titled inside the Australian National Universitys leadership crisis. First paragraphs read:
" Amid mounting scandals and a loss of confidence in her management, the Australian National University vice-chancellor is negotiating an exit from her role. By Jason Koutsoukis.

In a meeting this week, the deans of the Australian National University’s six academic colleges advised Chancellor Julie Bishop that they had lost confidence in Genevieve Bell. The vice-chancellor is understood to be negotiating the terms of her transition out of the university, including a substantial payout. "
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
"suspected" is doing at least as much work as all those fake ass fascist runes
Photo of an MP using an incredibly neo Nordic fascist themed megaphone held by a guy who could not look more like a neo nazi if he tried
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
It's giving
Prince Phillip looking like an actual DnD ghoul who's seen better days in the back of a car right before he officially carked it
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
What is this Rollerball ass riot gear from the Melbourne cops??
Reddit post from u/away-organization166 featuring cops in riot gear supporting fascists in Melbourne Close up of a cop in riot gear that looks like it was made for budget in the fucking 80s, looks like spray painted whiffle balls and someone's knock off Nerf gun. Dude looks like his second job is teaching algebra to 8th graders who he constantly yells at for not respecting him during class
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
For all the pointing fingers and leering (justifiably) at the US, Australians could and should be doing a lot more to avoid falling into the exact same pit
After the Melbourne march, the neo-Nazi group NSN boasted a surge in membership, meaning it was on track to overtake the Liberal Party membership within 18 months.

And of course, we cannot forget it is just six years since an Australian white supremacist massacred 51 people and injured 80 others during Friday prayers at mosques in Christchurch.

Australia never bothered with much public introspection into how it produced this terrorist.
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SJ; Not a Marine Biologist @barnaclebtch.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I'm at a bit concerned at how confidently you lean into the idea that the internet inherently polarises us and that all of this polarisation is artificial and negative. Research is increasingly showing that this framing is simply not true.
Summary of Chapter 2 from the Handbook of Social and Political Conflict
Polarization (Vilkins, Bruns, Svegaard, Choucair, and Esau):
Polarization is now a key focal concept across disciplines in the social sciences and humanities, with a recent boom in research attention. However, for the most part, the concept remains ill-defined: several core types (issue-based, ideological, and affective polarization) have been identified in political science and media and communication literature. These, in turn, may lead to further patterns of polarized action and interaction (group, perceived, and interpretative polarization), but not all such polarization dynamics necessarily have negative and destructive effects. Rather some can indeed be positive and productive of greater clarity on policy options. Supporting future work in the field of conflict studies, this chapter provides a systematic review of the major types of polarization that have emerged in the current literature; exemplifies their distinctions and interrelations through a brief case study of the Brexit debate in the United Kingdom; and challenges the view of polarization as inherently problematic by introducing a distinction between productive and destructive levels of polarization.
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