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Barnaby Gard

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Brit in China Nonprofessional Ron Weasley lookalike Politics (enjoyer?)

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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
ALT: Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Loving this pro data center messaging from the G.O.P because the obese king likes looking at pictures of himself as Superman. Should be a winning message!
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Michele 🎃. Slider 🦋 @micheleos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I really theorize that China is conspiring against us. That's not a conspiracy theory."
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“This is a conspiracy theory. However, I believe it so therefore it is not a conspiracy theory.”
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope Trump drags this party down to the depths of electoral hell. You made a deal with the devil!! You can’t just distance yourself from the awful guy you quite happily molded your entire political careers around!
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You had people seriously coming out and claiming that trans sports was an integral reason for why Trump won. It’s just a big, dumb echo chamber.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These people only ever mention British sports when they’re harping on race or ‘what makes someone English’. Just the least patriotic people you could ever find.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe he thinks pausing AI will mean he can’t retweet pictures of himself as Jesus for a while
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Unless that corrupt official is an American, in which case it’s totally sweet and good business.”
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t let them off the hook! Perfectly happy to ride the racists coattails when he was doing well, now they want to wash their hands of him because he’s unpopular? Fuck off, you backed this horse and I hope it rides all over you!
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did you berate Putin for not saying thank you? Or did he just ignore you guys again?
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dems win big, Trump celebrates it as a personal win because he ‘wasn’t on the ballot, and the 2028 shitstorm begins.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An unfortunate symbol of UK decline has been the decline of the BBC. Much better British alternative outlets for news now.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah yes, the famed unequivocal human right of… buying a six pack of beer?? Yet another insulting attempt at ‘everyman’ speak.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wonder if this sounded funnier when he rehearsed it in the mirror. Like a wet paper bag brought to life.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Heartwarming: Sleep Paralysis demon found outside wearing a blue tie.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hopefully, this enrages him. He is nothing if not an attention addict, take it away and watch him squirm.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
‘See, people are still buying food even though we’re making it more expensive, they’re loving it!’
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tell that to the freshly skinned bear sitting in the trunk of the guy standing next to you.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ah yes, who could’ve seen this coming.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The arrogance of MAGA knows no bounds. Historically unpopular movement that somehow convinces itself everyone wants to hear more from them.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh no not Poor Pete’s feelings being hurt because of a pointless war he continues to fight because he’s an idiot:(
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Soft Mainstream American media are 100% complicit in the ongoing shitshow. Ask him some hard questions!!!
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Soon to be replaced with new, and STUNNING, gold Trump engraved weeping willow trees
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Various demons escaping from his soul through his face
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yes please pursue this talking point, I’m sure the American people LOVE hearing this winning electoral message.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Absolutely spot on. Even if the Dems win in 2028 new leadership is needed ASAP.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So utterly and woefully unable to meet this moment. Him and Schumer need to go ASAP.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Still a big disconnect between some of the unmistakable talent of dem candidates, like Talarico and El-Sayed, with Jeffries and Schumer. The party as a whole will be on a much better footing if those two are replaced 🤷
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They are just another arm of Trump and the G.O.P
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What stage of ‘we are so fucked’ do robot immigration enforcement fascist dogs fall on?
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What stage of ‘we are so fucked’ do robot immigration enforcement fascist dogs fall on?
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A victim of a terrible trailer. I found the actual film much better and more interested than how it was marketed.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Another Trump sycophant is fucked over. Like clockwork.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For the GOP corruption isn’t a hazard, it’s a requirement.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
For the good of humanity he needs to lose.
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Daniel @dpe93.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Says a divorcee with children. The fucking hypocrisy of those Reform people.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
‘Yeah she’s a huge idiot but she’s going to do whatever psychotic and moronic thing I tell her to do, so it’s fine’
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you told someone 20 years ago that knobhead off the apprentice would be president they would have a stroke
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
His brain is mush
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Unfortunately those voting for them either~ A) Won’t remember. B) Won’t believe it. C) Won’t care.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Didn’t have one before. Still don’t have one now. So glad lives have been lost for this buffoon to be in THE EXACT SAME BUT WORSE position he was in before he got bored and started a war with Iran.
They didn’t have one BEFORE your idiotic war
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He should have to explain exactly what ‘abolishing’ entire American cities means. This is borderline murderous rhetoric and he just gets a free ride for it.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A child. A fucking child. I want the ships to be like how I remember. The new ships are dumb. They likely won’t even be made in time before he (hopefully) leaves office. This man has given up on being president and is full catapult steam ahead with the mad king bullshit.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Republicans will cry that the democratic socialists are anti-Semitic, mean whilst this was their dear leader last year.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Didn’t need the last two words of this.
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hong is be a flawed candidate. Doesn’t have the sauce of an El-Sayed, and responses to old tweets have been… underwhelming. However, at least these DSA candidates are trying to talk to the justified anger of the voters. Be interesting to see how she does in the general (if she gets there).
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Barnaby Gard @barnabygard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
‘We refuse to be silent.’ You have never been silent, ever. This is all you do Nancy, tweet shite and eat beans.
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