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Michael Scott

@barleyman5.bsky.social
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Trump is a twat

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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 6h
Are you sure you buried the right body?
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're almost as bad as your political takes, Gerry.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Scooters are terrible in the wet, though
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Foot power?
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😢
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Brock Not a Bot Bolton @brockbolton77.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the better F1 auto captions I’ve seen: 1996 driver for Ferrari, Chewbacca
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm so bored of F1 these days. Usually can't even be bothered to watch the highlights. Prefer just watching the technical analysis after the race 😂
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
One of the most prescient statements you made, that has stuck with me as I've watched the collapse of critical thinking in America, was this: "The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth."
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm not either
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kylie is overrated.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That must be awkward if you're desperate and on the other side of town.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If only couples would speak to each other
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Scrambled shit?
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not everyone did.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fascinating. Best fess ever.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ah the old "random job here" fess.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The EU take a dim view of your behaviour.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Especially blueberry flavour
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ignoring the higher power element which is largely irrelevant, you need to look at their teachings and their effect on people.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sure but some are worse than others. Currently Islam seems to cause more harm than most others.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Some are worse than others.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
While ironically joining a horrible religion.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nah, he just went to a religion. Not impressed.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He had changed his name by then.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I always call him Cassius Clay
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Are you sure it's lamb? Mary had a little horse/dog/cat/badger...
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
FFS that's her problem.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Stick a flag in it
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why is this a fess?
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That'll just be a grain of shit being vaporised
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Except Mick Hucknall.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not on here yet.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Edgy
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I do.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Those snooty French pricks
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Could you not have used a semi-colon after sentence?
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"bought as Christmas present. Johnny will love it"
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
And you've been bashing the bishop ever since
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Twitter always
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yes we all have poop machetes
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So you took a McDonald's cup into the bathroom with you each time you needed a shit? I hope you used a fresh cup each time.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What are you on about?
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If this is Nicola Sturgeon we knew you were a massive pretentious twat already.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why would it be because you didn't tell her? FFS..
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Shit collector.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh yeah 😂
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The turntable slave?
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You nasty little shit.
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Michael Scott @barleyman5.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sounds lame
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