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Bark Pamphlet

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Pages of muck and mirth.

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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He actually strikes it too well, Coisty
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Soon to open the Worshipful Company of Bark sunken garden - keep 'em peeled!
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hemline news: I'm below the knee today.
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Richard Morris @ahistoryinart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Robert Sawyer's painting is based on a story told by his mother, who during WW2 saw a schoolboy on a tram with an chamber pot stuck on his head. The boy's mother was taking him to hospital to have it removed. She was so embarrassed that she put his school cap on top of the pot.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Some superb crisps in the current M&S roster.
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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'll be honest with you, I was as surprised as anyone to find out what was at the very end of the Bayeux Tapestry.
"YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING" end credits in a Bayeux Tapestry stylee.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fair play re the art heist. What's that, mum? As long as nobody gets hurt? That's right! Nallsed it up by dropping a brace in the gardens, mind. #renoir
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wearing full Vinted drip pre-breakfast. Low on milk. Post-office run in the rain to navigate. Sciatica flaring in the hip. Bit fat.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What, no foul throws anymore? Fucking grumble, mutter
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was too early.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm hearing Tiny Tim for centre mid
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Boo to the business world.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pat, I'm here. Am I too early?
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Where's the Bark 'do it anyway' spirit?
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Padel my arse
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Infantino - what a gland. Keep it Bark.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Are XTC making a few bob off this Farage / Polanski tiff?
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
That reveal of the #worldcup trophy from the Louis Vuitton case made me despair - sick to the stomach. Will you join me in taking a stand by boycotting the brand and never, ever buying one of their £3,500 suitcases?
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Heard you went into the barbers and asked for a 'Joe Hart' #ArgSpa #SpaArg #trim
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Bellingham currently guzzling the headfuckers on the Kavos strip.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Taxi driver says it's fixed. Robot balls. Moved at will to favour Argentina. Yeah. Just here will be fine, mate.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Olmo time. Feet like me. Triffic little baller.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
They emptied the Brummie bins yet?
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Des @desdelboy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Morning all. Of all the many, many photographs I’ve seen this remains one of my all time favourites, like a Caravaggio painting. What a frame. Photograph by Chris Steele Perkins, Blackpool 1972.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Kind of is what it is, Chappers." Joe Hart, July 2026
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
90% pink boots #spottersbadge
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ball in a nutshell #capeverde
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Lee Dixon. Jeepers.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ha! Right on.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
David Hockney - great cardigan wearer. Thanks for the eyeball pleasers.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Madame at the hotel has a bird phobia, so it was your hero who swept up the dead crested tit from the patio and lobbed it into the lavender bush.
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Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Bloody hell.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
He is not lost
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
WHO'S HYPED FOR THE COMMONWEALTH GAMES?!
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Who's winning? Camera is about 4 miles away #arspsg #psgars
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Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
'Friday Night', Hammersmith (1958) by Ruskin Spear (De Beers Art Collection)
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Fuck the billionaires and their rockets.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Super Furry Animals - Brixton - 22/5/26 - immense
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Not enough parquet on the timeline.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Some sort of richter scale for Chris Mason's state of tumescence during political turmoil. Wednesday: distended
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Sean Murphy - shoes like canoes #snooker
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Wind - fuck off.
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Nice to see a foul throw penalised at last. Rife!
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If you nose, you nose...
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Going on eBay Live and asking if they have any Faberge eggs
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Bark Pamphlet @barkpamphlet.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Crowd scene at yesterday's boot sale.
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