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❄️Professor Winter❄️

@bardofwinter.bsky.social
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Nerd. Genderqueer. Heathen antics VA. Problematic fave. 46. They/Them. No minors. PFP by the incredible @pipp0art.bsky.social Banner by my darling @aimeexo.bsky.social Me: linktr.ee/bardofwinter My ko-fi: ko-fi.com/bardofwinter

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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 3h
💚💚
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 3h
Ooooookay, there we go, thought too much and made myself sad. Do me a favor and go give a hug to someone in your every day life if you can. Or, if not, give yourself a tight hug for me.
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Smart Dog Pulls Blanket into Cage
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 4h
"Hey, baby, are you warging into the cat while you're asleep to check up on me?" and other totally normal questions to ask your eldritch significant other! I'm your host, Professor Winter, and I hope you'll join us for tonight's episode of ✨Dating Between Dimensions✨.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 5h
And a happy Tuesday to us
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 5h
How I arrived on Blue Sky.
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Jaskier (Joey Batey) Screams While Playing Lute
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 5h
Ooh, I've never tried it with jalapeño, but pepperoni and hot honey is so good, so I can absolutely see how that works
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 11h
has anyone noticed how a lot of liberals understand that fascists actually want to commit trans genocide, but instead of "we need to do everything we can to protect this vulnerable group" they're more like "I HOPE YOU GET SENT TO THE CAMPS IF OUR GUYS LOSE"
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 10h
I have a strange love for Taco Bell/KFC? Or bottled is good. Most places from a Coke fountain is usually too carbonate in my book, but Sonic is a good exception to that rule. (My only exception to Pepsi/Dr Pepper over Coke is Mexican restaurants. Will always go with Coke there.)
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Eden 🌸 @edenflux.com · 15h
I know I barely stream, last time was 2 years ago 🤡 But public announcement; this would be a great time to backup your OBS. 33.0 beta has been released, and it has a cool plugin manager feature. The downside, it'll require changing up stuff for plugins and potentially break them
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 12h
Yeah, that's a kid who needs help. They aren't my kid, but it's a kid. Babysitting for eight years, being told to keep an eye on younger kids in groups before that, always having my siblings to keep an eye on when parents aren't paying attention... (Remembered to answer the right one this time.)
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 13h
Next person to tell me that my food opinions are wrong gets blocked. Because you don't have to agree with me. Just like I don't have to agree with yours. But I'm not coming into your posts to argue, am I? Pineapple on pizza is delicious.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 14h
Prism is one of the kindest, most generous people I have know, she has built such a warm community, and I always feel so lucky that I met her by writing silly smutty things on the internet. 💚
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 14h
The great thing is that no one has to agree with my opinions on this, much like I don't have to go around and tell people their opinions on pizza toppings are wrong.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 14h
Mood.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 14h
I do have one that's all blues and browns... 😘
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 14h
I'm never asking for apologies from who or whatever made you my type. 😍😍😍
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 14h
(Full credit to @julesssnextdoor.bsky.social for this idea, have you bought her Snapchat? You should. You really should.)
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 14h
Outfit idea for you: Your favorite heels and my favorite flannel, mostly unbuttoned.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 14h
Further controversial opinions: Pepsi is better than Coke, and Dr Pepper is better than both of them. (Also, McDonald's has the worst Dr Pepper.)
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 18h
We miss you too! Sending you love 💚💚
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was so confused until the context. Best joke I've read today.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every little bit is important, sweet storm, take a moment to tell yourself good job!
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just the occasional reminder, random gifts confuse me and probably give you extra seratonin or something like that. throne.com/bardofwinter/wishlist
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My older sister taught me to shout fire or that I was being mugged, my parents... Well, there's a reason I didn't mention them first.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
California poppies are always going to be a favorite of mine, just from being a kid and seeing them open up all along the side of the highway 💚
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looking at how many people I got interacting with this post who don't follow me, I think I made the right choice to lock down replies and quote shares before I went to sleep 😅
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never played any of them because the first one I tried that everyone raved about was so deeply disappointing that the responses of "Oh, no, you need to try THIS one instead!" weren't convincing to me.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, "This game kinda sucks unless you already know how to fix it" is just a long way to say "This game kinda sucks."
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a save file sometimes and go chill at one of the campfires for a little while to relax in real life) and the whole world doesn't feel like it's made from the same repetitive color palette and architecture. Different places feel distinctive.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Absolutely valid, and I'd have to compare it to one of my favorite games of all time: Horizon Zero Dawn. That's still a huge world to explore, but it never felt repetitive to me. The empty spots weren't overdone so they were still refuges from the chaos (when I still had a PS4, I would just open up
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes I think about posting my really controversial opinions. Like.... Skyrim kinda sucks, y'all. Boring story, so little you does matters, combat is fine but repetitive and easy to break? I accidentally maxed my stealth and archery and suddenly the only thing that could kill me was a cutscene
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It also has the best Pepe le Pew joke.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes please! 😂
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Highly recommend the movie, it's like they designed for me. Goofy and silly and honestly got me a little teary-eyed. The cartoon-people interaction is great. I've been cheering for the coyote since I was a kid, and even if (spoiler!) he doesn't catch the road runner, it's still a total win for him.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've never felt so represented on film.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was debating if I wanted to catch up on Lanterns to watch the finale, but I decided that, if it was a question, that kinda answered the question. I'm watching Coyote v. Acme instead, I'm like five minutes in, and it's great so far.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Walked into the green room today wearing one of my bard shirts. Other actor looks up and says "I should have known you're a bard." It's so nice to have my archetype skills recognized. 😂
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is why I started putting up audios.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's gross as hell of them, yikes.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had a lot of messy, noisy thoughts lately, but here's a bit of stream to relax.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If Gail Simone hasn't had at least one discussion about the Harkness Test, I would be very surprised. 😅
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you! People just ignore the ars and the tail, I gues
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, please, Lyra cuddles would be lovely.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm going to try to stop being so angry right now. Or at least pass the fuck out.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If your "non-binary friendly" space only accepts AFAB nonbinary people, stop lying to all of us because you're just misgendering every nonbinary person, whether you let them or not. Admit you see us as men and women. Admit we're not welcome so we don't have to sit through your bullshit.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I did have a fantastic evening, though. Show I'm working on had its opening and it went amazingly. I get to be silly and make up jokes and improvise and it's so much fun. I always forget how fun performing is.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've of the things that really sucks about long distance relationships is not having someone to cuddle me when I get hit with drop. Of course, my ex never comforted me, even when she named what I was going through was a drop and how consistent it was. Which fucking sucks to think about.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I have attempted to reckon, grow, and recover from the version of myself that did this." And what have you done for other people who were victimized? You aren't the only person who needs to recover from what you did. Don't try to separate you from your past and make yourself the main victim.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I have attempted to reckon, grow, and recover from the version of myself that did this." And what have you done for other people who were victimized? You aren't the only person who needs to recover from what you did. Don't try to separate you from your past and make yourself the main victim.
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